Giant Eagle Supermarkets just turned their Labor Day sale into an endorsement by the World’s “Largest” Pushover. 🍊🤡

Spain is all: It won’t be easy…you’ll think it’s strange

Watching two teams not score in Metlife is pretty normal

If you think you don’t care who wins the World Cup, remember that Spain winning against Argentina will really ruin it for the Orange Mussolini. 🇪🇸🇦🇷

Like Lindsey Graham and Mitch McConnell, I am deceased. 🤣

Someone should really write a prequel to the Odyssey. Like what happened before the journey? 🙃

Looks like Canada is sending us all their "bad air" and taking all our "good air". Like noted environmental scholar Herschel Walker once warned us China was doing.

John Fetterman will abandon the Democratic Party, but only when doing so will flip the balance of power back to Republicans. He always seeks the greatest attention. Until then, he'll just vote with Republicans when it matters most.

Fetterman is going to be the deciding vote to pass the Save America Act because that’s the world we live in now.

I swear if the treatment for this diarrhea cyclospora turns out to be ivermectin, I will be going full blown conspiracy theorist.

FIFA…are you getting the hint? This is warning they expect you to award the next phony Peace Prize to Melania.

SpaceX has now round-tripped back to its IPO price in less than 30 days. If you got in on the deal, you’re now flat. If you didn’t, you missed nothing. And if you bought the opening pop, welcome to The Muppet Show.

As a (not at all) wise man once said about another lifelong public servant: “Good, I'm glad he's dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!"

Seems to be GOP senators dropping dead all over the place, now that’s what I call a hot girl summer.

Senator Graham's passing reminds me of a bible verse that I hope will bring some comfort to his loved ones during this difficult time. "After a long night of hooking, trade didn't like the session, so he had gutted me and set me on fire." - Book of Davenport 7:9

Ivana and Lindsey fighting over him in Hell sounds like a fun time.

Not the one I was hoping for or expecting, but let’s take it and consider it a win for today.

Tina Turner - A true and deserving Legend forever.

Street art, London

This is literally why I’m counting the days down to Election Day.

I'm calling on the Academy of Motion Pictures Arts and Sciences to reconsider the 2017 Best Supporting Actress Award. Laurie Metcalf was robbed of the Oscar for her performance in Lady Bird. Thank you for your attention to this matter. www.cnbc.com/2026/07/08/t...

I didn't realize Hell had cell service. 🤔

If McConnell is on his way out, I just pray he takes his good friend Lindsey Graham with him.

This seems like a lot of fuss for a war we were told we won on the first day.

For the @nytimes.com Magazine, I wrote about the increasingly fervent native plant movement; its esteemed guru, the entomologist and bestselling author Douglas Tallamy; and the complexities of ecologically responsible gardening in our modern era. Gift link 🎁 : www.nytimes.com/2026/07/07/m...

if you did not listen to people about John Fetterman and then you doubled down on the Nazi Tattoo guy, can you please, please, please shut the fuck up until 2033?

Imagine out-corrupting FIFA.

Or maybe it’s just the walkable cities? Either way, these send a very heartwarming message to your neighbors as they pass by. Fully approve! ❤️✅

July 5, 1975: Arthur Ashe becomes the first Black man to win the Wimbledon singles title.

Watching ‘A Quiet Place Day One’ because it’s only slightly more apocalyptic than whatever it is we’re living through this July 4th.

This is exactly the face I would expect Sean Duffy to make if he had to stand next to a black woman and treat her as an equal.

From now through August 1, experience “Wings and Water: The Space Between,” a powerful community-driven art installation at Cherry Street Pier. Created by resident artist Duwenavue Santé Johnson (aka ArtXStitch) and hundreds of artists from Philly and around the country.

Canada and Mexico should refuse to negotiate with us on a new USMCA deal. Take a lesson from Iran and just wait until he’s desperate for a deal. He has no cards, especially heading into the midterms. www.cnbc.com/2026/07/01/t...

They are also still getting their bets placed on Kalshi and Polymarket.

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Dr. Oz should have his medical license taken away for doing harm to people's health. What the hell is he doing here? Insurance companies will riot if you make them cancel all the people who pay premiums and never have a claim. He knows how insurance works, but he hopes people who need it don't.

A friend of mine is an undocumented immigrant and has been hiding at the Great American State Fair bc he knows no one is there.

The Trump War with Iran is over again, just in time for the stock market futures to trade before the Monday open.

Oh no! Where will both attendees find shelter?

sorry folks, park’s closed! moose out front shoulda told you

In which Christian Slater movie is he at his most Jack-Nicholson?

A large part of the downfall of Democracy, Freedom, and Civil Rights sits squarely on the shoulders of John Roberts. History will not look kindly on the Roberts’ Court even before considering the blatant corruption of it all.

Favorite quote from my nephew “Why are you just sitting and talking? It’s a party, not a meeting”

Vanity Fair asks RuPaul to describe how he would like to die: “Quickly.” (www.vanityfair.com/story/rupaul...)

The BBC like many media organisations and countries is in massive denial. Trump is no ally. The special relationship is over. Nato is over. Wake up everyone. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Breaching what was once considered the most heavily defended airspace in the world, a Ukrainian drone flew through downtown Moscow in broad daylight.

I found the Reflecting Pool vandal. Is there a reward?

Dear Fifa, Giants Stadium is Giants Stadium and barely called MetLife Stadium so let’s let New York New Jersey Stadium just step off. That’s it for me and sports.

JD Vance’s Grandmother needed all these guns to keep JD away from the couch.

(Bloomberg) - SpaceX’s blockbuster bond sale is weakening so quickly in the secondary market that traders say they can’t recall another recent deal that widened this sharply. @bloomberg.com #$SPCX www.bloomberg.com/news/article...