I have rabies

Spain is all: It won’t be easy…you’ll think it’s strange

Shall we now put to rest this “New York New Jersey stadium” nomenclature bullshite?

I put on World Cup bc my sister told me Carlito was in the house

The Mary Carillo impersonatrix! Impersonatrix, copyright mine

Dear Peacock, I think I know how to quit you and any other clever streamer should pick up this unbelievably fun and stylish and kickass show

One of my dad’s favorite songs is “Don’t Cry for Me, Argentina” and one day I played Madonna’s version and he said “Wow! She has some voice!” And that’s it for me and Argenteenz

In the movie of my life, whenever I go out to start my day, this song starts to play youtu.be/QR6LsLhxYrs

Really hope I hear how this soccer game goes!

If it’s warmish this Halloween, maybe I’ll go as Magnum P.I.

This rain and my poor, little, ugly basement which tries so hard.

I love how this frequent image of Portrait of a Lady makes it look like the storyline is Isabel Archer (Nikki Kidz) has a migraine.

This is the best song about rain. Sorry, Rihanna-anna-anna. www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtmg...

There’s nothing cuter than a six pack of eggs. Well, maybe a four pack?

My father went to get his paper and is either lingering too long in his driveway reading the entire paper or… OR! he is some kind of part-time volunteer undercover meteorologist and his beat is to monitor local air quality.

A pregnant woman has a fab apartment and neighbors who help too much.

I'm pretty sure Anne Hathaway's Penelope arc will sorta be Rachel Getting Married the sequel.

Karen: Oh, Grace… Grace: What? Karen: Nothing, honey, I just thought you needed an “Oh, Grace.”

My father with Alzhies likes to argue facts I tell him which he doesn’t like thusly: “You don’t know what you’re talking about because I don’t remember that.” Fun fact: the logical converse “Actually I do know what I’m talking about because I do remember that” sadly cannot exist. That’s all.

Listening to Bjork’s “Violently Happy” nonstop bc whatever Donald says tonight will certainly negate once again that great feeling.

All relatives are crazy, that’s, like, part of the definition of “relatives.”

the best movie to watch in a heatwave is 1985's The Legend of Billie Jean www.youtube.com/watch?v=f5sG...

Tickled by these World Cup results what with them indicating it is finally almost over and all!

I just learned coming out this year is a film about the making of Rocky, called “I Play Rocky” And I think my 1970s parents might’ve made the shortlist for Sly Stallone and Talia Shire.

It’s the temperature of hate outside.

Me in my zoom class

A pen! A pen! My kingdom for a working pen!!!

Dear television, maybe fewer series about people disgustingly wealthy. Thanks a bunch!

I often recall a girl I was friend’s with freshman year of college and her distaste for the word ‘refute.’ She famously argued, “You just think it’s gonna be refuse!”

Did anyone hear me almost scream? Wordle 1,851 3/6 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩⬜ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

What if I went to a poetry open mic night and dropped, "If you really wanna know What I want in a guy..."

My response to Sense & Sensibility: Contempt & Contentedness

I’ve decided Seinfeld’s Bobby is tv’s biggest villain.

I’m teaching an online class this week.

Everyone in hell today?

And it would be kinda funny if, while Alcaraz is out and injured, Sinner didn’t win any slams.

I just caught up with news and Jannik Sinner lost the first set!

Margot at the wedding was all, “Margot’s got money troubles!”

Portable lie detector tests when??

My out of context life advice or something?

Walking to the post office and this bitch diva

Yay tennis

Oh, it's kinda fun that Project Runway is intentionally choosing to be unhinged in the most unhinged way.

My new cookbook: 101 Reasons for Raisins

Novak's wife really fancies herself Audrey Hepburn or Princess Diana or Jackie O. It is not working.

Some people think you should not hate anyone. Well, I hate Novak Djokovic with the hate of a thousand hates.

Is he…. some kind of wannabe Heidi?