Paul
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Literally appalled… because my name is Paul. Scan, discard, select, move on.
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Me in therapy
over 1 year ago
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(Oh, remember when Berrettini had a 2-break lead in this set?) (And why don’t you remember, Paul, that nice things no longer exist?)
about 2 hours ago
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about 4 hours ago
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Gearing up for a tennis match my bf is playing
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about 5 hours ago
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Does Maya invoke a little Donatella Versace into her Mary Todd? I’ll let you know after tonight!!
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Maya Rudolph as Donatella Versace: Now, GET OUT!!!
ALT: Maya Rudolph as Donatella Versace: Now, GET OUT!!!
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about 7 hours ago
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Sunset Cocktails with Patricia!
about 9 hours ago
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The Discourse of Handsome
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about 21 hours ago
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It’s the first of the month and I got my steps in! However, my school’s revised healthcare plan is dropping the bFit program which was my most enjoyable hobby.
2 days ago
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Matteo and I are having our own little Pride rendezvous (He just made it to the final 8 at the French Open)
2 days ago
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Me during this Berrettini match
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2 days ago
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(Pride is one of the seven deadly sins)
2 days ago
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Baby, Addy Man, I want that pajama shirt in my current size
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3 days ago
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My bsky acct in a single img
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3 days ago
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Remember when I was so tan and smiley at my grandmother’s 90th bday almost 20 years ago?
3 days ago
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Aren’t you the flakiest flake who’s ever flaked… - Just an intriguing daily affirmation anyone can, like, borrow.
3 days ago
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This is fun news and also a fun use of the word "surprise!"
3 days ago
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Keep it messy, Paul Wordle 1,807 6/6 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
3 days ago
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To Oust Paul (turn page) Would Be Incredibly Rude
4 days ago
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Wait. Matteo Berrettini is an ugly crier!
4 days ago
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I am never happier than when Novak Djokovic loses in a slam.
5 days ago
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What if I played an instrument in an orchestra, but was last chair?
5 days ago
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We just had a fire drill on the last day of classes! All my colleagues alphabetically adjacent to me got to hear my dueling Tobias/Lindsay impressions one last time!
5 days ago
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Psst, I just taught my last class
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Nancy Pelosi Clapping
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5 days ago
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Was at healthcare meeting today and forgot to ask, “ummm, is anyone concerned that ‘life events’ scream heteronormative?”
6 days ago
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Yes, Jannik Sinner lost today and a different Italian just took le court. (I said that in French)
6 days ago
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Maybe I made this up or maybe this was actual Melrose Place dialogue, but either way, I think about this a lot. And Melrose Place rules. Peter: I want a woman who... I don't know. Amanda: I'm not that woman.
6 days ago
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Maybe another time
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6 days ago
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Don't really need Sinner to career Grand Slam just yet, but also terrified of a Novak and/or Zverev win! Tennis plotlines are the trickiest!!
6 days ago
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Proctoring a make-up AP test, but riddle me this, dear reader, if a student goes to sleep, am I even proctoring at all?
6 days ago
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Sorry, I had a moment at that red light rocking out, lady who saw me having a moment at that red light rocking out.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYM2...
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Letters To Cleo - Awake
YouTube video by Randy P
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6 days ago
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Breaking News in the sibling group chat!! My sister who did not invite me to her wedding let me know I can still wish her spouse a happy anniversary!
#bless
7 days ago
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youtu.be/dUyTZlJnRns
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7 days ago
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Here’s your proof, ya goof
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7 days ago
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When Wordle prompts me to Admire [my] Puzzle
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Jack Nicholson Says Absolutely Yes
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7 days ago
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Just proctored my last study hall of the year and I'm gonna go grab a celebratory drink, like now.
7 days ago
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My drag name: Geri Mander
7 days ago
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In honor of The Knicks, I am going to tell everyone to watch The Knick on HBOMax. It is wonderful and gorgeous.
8 days ago
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All right, Jelly Balls
10 days ago
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Seeing The Jellicle Ball tomorrow and wondering if I should or should not watch The Cats movie tonight, which I’ve never seen. You know, that Judi Dench vehicle which, I believe, served as a commentary on butts?
11 days ago
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My RSVP
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11 days ago
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I wish I was an actress; that way I could land a surprise role as the adult version of one of the Yellowjackets.
12 days ago
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Dear Netflix, Who approved that Piggy’s death reimagining and as a follow up, why?
13 days ago
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Breaking News: There IS crying in baseball.
13 days ago
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In honor of the last Stephen Colbert show, I will shamelessly plug myself on the Stephen Colbert show.
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13 days ago
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Celebrity non-news is my kink
13 days ago
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When asked by his children what he wanted for his birthday, my father would always say, “All I want is five good kids!” Well, today he is 79 and his oldest child is 51 and his youngest is 44 and he has received his birthday wish 0 times.
14 days ago
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The temperature in ShopRite kinda makes me want to move into ShopRite.
16 days ago
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Prob need to get to Marshall’s to find some pants I can cut into shorts.
16 days ago
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But! This Lord of the Flies (like the text!) is not subtle with its symbolism and seems to let us know that it GETS Piggy’s specs.
17 days ago
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I’ve been know to say Lord of the Flies’ Ralph is my favorite character ever. So in this final episode (titled Ralph) Netflix might hopefully have Ralph, ya know, comprehend the struggle of mankind!
17 days ago
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Maybe I’ll start a business where you can put your face on a custom kite. Icarus Kites?
17 days ago
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