(Oh, remember when Berrettini had a 2-break lead in this set?) (And why don’t you remember, Paul, that nice things no longer exist?)

Gearing up for a tennis match my bf is playing

Does Maya invoke a little Donatella Versace into her Mary Todd? I’ll let you know after tonight!!

Sunset Cocktails with Patricia!

The Discourse of Handsome

It’s the first of the month and I got my steps in! However, my school’s revised healthcare plan is dropping the bFit program which was my most enjoyable hobby.

Matteo and I are having our own little Pride rendezvous (He just made it to the final 8 at the French Open)

Me during this Berrettini match

(Pride is one of the seven deadly sins)

Baby, Addy Man, I want that pajama shirt in my current size

My bsky acct in a single img

Remember when I was so tan and smiley at my grandmother’s 90th bday almost 20 years ago?

Aren’t you the flakiest flake who’s ever flaked… - Just an intriguing daily affirmation anyone can, like, borrow.

This is fun news and also a fun use of the word "surprise!"

Keep it messy, Paul Wordle 1,807 6/6 ⬜🟩🟨⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟩⬜⬜ 🟨🟩⬜🟨⬜ 🟩⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

To Oust Paul (turn page) Would Be Incredibly Rude

Wait. Matteo Berrettini is an ugly crier!

I am never happier than when Novak Djokovic loses in a slam.

What if I played an instrument in an orchestra, but was last chair?

We just had a fire drill on the last day of classes! All my colleagues alphabetically adjacent to me got to hear my dueling Tobias/Lindsay impressions one last time!

Psst, I just taught my last class

Was at healthcare meeting today and forgot to ask, “ummm, is anyone concerned that ‘life events’ scream heteronormative?”

Yes, Jannik Sinner lost today and a different Italian just took le court. (I said that in French)

Maybe I made this up or maybe this was actual Melrose Place dialogue, but either way, I think about this a lot. And Melrose Place rules. Peter: I want a woman who... I don't know. Amanda: I'm not that woman.

Maybe another time

Don't really need Sinner to career Grand Slam just yet, but also terrified of a Novak and/or Zverev win! Tennis plotlines are the trickiest!!

Proctoring a make-up AP test, but riddle me this, dear reader, if a student goes to sleep, am I even proctoring at all?

Sorry, I had a moment at that red light rocking out, lady who saw me having a moment at that red light rocking out. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYM2...

Breaking News in the sibling group chat!! My sister who did not invite me to her wedding let me know I can still wish her spouse a happy anniversary! #bless

Here’s your proof, ya goof

When Wordle prompts me to Admire [my] Puzzle

Just proctored my last study hall of the year and I'm gonna go grab a celebratory drink, like now.

My drag name: Geri Mander

In honor of The Knicks, I am going to tell everyone to watch The Knick on HBOMax. It is wonderful and gorgeous.

All right, Jelly Balls

Seeing The Jellicle Ball tomorrow and wondering if I should or should not watch The Cats movie tonight, which I’ve never seen. You know, that Judi Dench vehicle which, I believe, served as a commentary on butts?

My RSVP

I wish I was an actress; that way I could land a surprise role as the adult version of one of the Yellowjackets.

Dear Netflix, Who approved that Piggy’s death reimagining and as a follow up, why?

Breaking News: There IS crying in baseball.

In honor of the last Stephen Colbert show, I will shamelessly plug myself on the Stephen Colbert show.

Celebrity non-news is my kink

When asked by his children what he wanted for his birthday, my father would always say, “All I want is five good kids!” Well, today he is 79 and his oldest child is 51 and his youngest is 44 and he has received his birthday wish 0 times.

The temperature in ShopRite kinda makes me want to move into ShopRite.

Prob need to get to Marshall’s to find some pants I can cut into shorts.

But! This Lord of the Flies (like the text!) is not subtle with its symbolism and seems to let us know that it GETS Piggy’s specs.

I’ve been know to say Lord of the Flies’ Ralph is my favorite character ever. So in this final episode (titled Ralph) Netflix might hopefully have Ralph, ya know, comprehend the struggle of mankind!

Maybe I’ll start a business where you can put your face on a custom kite. Icarus Kites?