Paul
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Me in therapy
about 1 year ago
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2 days ago
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Fucking Briony
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3 days ago
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Oh, any mention of a skeksis obligates me to rewatch and highlight Chamberlain, the gay skeksis.... ICON
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Chamberlain's Whimpers Dark Crystal
YouTube video by Ethan Wilson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SpIoPQHYhrw
3 days ago
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Dear officemate, yes it is chilly out, but this space heater has me all
3 days ago
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Once again, taught all of first period where no one would do me a solid and say, "Hey, teach! You should just run your hand through your hair!"
3 days ago
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“Overture” is one of my favorite words. And “luncheon”
4 days ago
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Oh, Jane. Oh, Mary!
4 days ago
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🎶You really can’t stay Cuz, baby, I’m cold inside🎶
5 days ago
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Yasssssss, Krystle
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5 days ago
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What if I went somewhere early December and people sang/pondered if I'd be back by Christmastime?
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Pretenders - 2000 Miles (Official Music Video) [HD]
YouTube video by RHINO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEyGZlBdkaA
5 days ago
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"I always pick a gorgeous time to fall over a suitcase or something." (Quote, Holden Caulfield and.... wait for it.... ME!)
5 days ago
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You bring the sound and I'll bring the fury?
5 days ago
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Maybe some people post thirsty things for validation and maybe some blast Young Galaxy's "Pretty Boy" in their kitchen. Each entirely is what it is.
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YOUNG GALAXY 'Pretty Boy' [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Paper Bag Records
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uiXirTR4SPU
6 days ago
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What if I wrote a screenplay about the gay elf from Rudolph titled Hermey, Say What? and was, I don’t know, nominated for an Oscar?
6 days ago
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Do any of your students have a crush on you, or the rather special flipside, do you have a crush on any of your students?
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7 days ago
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Someone just lamented how Thanksgiving break "coulda been a little longer," and I very nearly responded....
7 days ago
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Sometimes I think about Elaine's failed business venture, Top of the Muffin to You.
7 days ago
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To my colleague who is such a comrade in winter weather (snow days): Please understand the concept of flurries. (Flurries = 1000% not a snow day, but otherwise you really are on the pulse!)
8 days ago
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Just arrived at the grocery store where I quickly learned I left my wallet at home and left my keys in the ignition and tis the season for such a classic of a refrain: Way to go, Paul, you impossible fool.
10 days ago
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Janet Leigh: I’ve told you there’s nothing wrong… except I’m in a hurry and you’re taking up my time. Fuck yasss Janet Leigh? Is that something? And everyone make Psycho a thanksgiving movie?
10 days ago
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Gross dude: Are you unhappy? Janet Leigh in Psycho: Not inordinately.
10 days ago
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Don’t underestimate a good storm out?
10 days ago
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My humble family home but it’s Howards End
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10 days ago
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My Blue Heaven is a Thanksgiving movie
11 days ago
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May you all here from a sibling: You don’t have to be here if you don’t want to…. It just seems like you don’t want to be here
11 days ago
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This Thanksgiving an aunt told me I’m entirely extinct
11 days ago
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Looks like another cracky Thanksgiving
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11 days ago
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You know what I’m most unthankful for? That colleague who unironically wanted to give me an inspirational sticker for my laptop.
11 days ago
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Well I guess I have to make a cheesecake and save Thanksgiving
11 days ago
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Parade banter!
11 days ago
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A relative just asked to see a picture of me and I was all “Did you see me there? That’s me in the corner… that’s me in the spotlight, losing my religion, and I’m trying to keep up with you, but I don’t know if I can do it”
12 days ago
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Oh, just the stand alone Michelle Pfeiffer Catwoman film!!
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12 days ago
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Was worried Jane Krakowski would pull a diva move and bail on a matinee, the day before thanksgiving, but then I remembered that (pivotal) phone call I made……. “You’ve reached Broadway Professionalism… Jane speaking”
12 days ago
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Off to see Jane Krakowski in Oh, Mary! where I will gently remind those sitting around me in the Left Mezzanine that she gave the most haunting performance in Bojack Horseman.
12 days ago
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All Her Fault: the trash show savior you didn’t know you needed, Paul
12 days ago
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Live footage of me qualifying for my free turkey
12 days ago
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Tis the season when everyone should morph into Julia Roberts in August: Osage County!! (Remember, for the second half, she’s mostly in pajamas!)
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August: Osage County Movie CLIP - Eat Your Fish (2013) - Julia Roberts Movie HD
YouTube video by Rotten Tomatoes Coming Soon
https://youtu.be/eHPsIbfNcLQ
13 days ago
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The only three spirits
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13 days ago
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Lyric change: 🎶If they can see me now, What would they even know, Doing some things, Having some blow🎶
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1988 Kathie Lee Gifford sings for Carnival Cruises
YouTube video by BetaGems Lost Media
https://youtu.be/NIl85PYLYfc
13 days ago
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Half day of stupid meetings before the most necessary break ever. This is how I shall enter the room
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13 days ago
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This bathroom mirror is the most homophobic thing I’ve ever seen
14 days ago
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What if I drive to work and just interpretatively sing along to Liz Phair’s “Chopsticks” on repeat?
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Chopsticks
YouTube video by Liz Phair - Topic
https://youtu.be/BjN4CNMxKP4
14 days ago
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Laurie Metcalf for a third Tony, plus 4 Emmys, and Janney really needs to give her her Oscar back.
15 days ago
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I guess I’ll just see Laurie Metcalf kill it today?
15 days ago
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To my next door neighbor in our very residential neighborhood with his very industrial leaf blower…
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15 days ago
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It was just bizarre when, one time in the early 2000s, I said I was from New Jersey and instead of The Sopranos or Jersey Shore, some random non-New Jerseyan said, “I’ve seen Copland.”
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15 days ago
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Oh, Marjorie This has been your Sunday morning POLITICS WITH PAUL news hour. Have a relaxing day, everybody!
15 days ago
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Wait. Holden Caulfield.... the first quiet quitter? We'll see what 2nd Period thinks.
18 days ago
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Attention! Attention!! My life goal is to be this bitchy.
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18 days ago
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I love when Claire Danes is all, “I guess I’ll just take another Emmy award… bc none of you fuckers nominated me for a Little Women Oscar.”
19 days ago
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