Not content to just getting current late night hosts fired - we gotta dig deep into the bench and find other, already retired, late night hosts. Somebody go check Johnny Carsons’s grave to see if there’s some guys out there with shovels.

here's a direct link to canceling your Disney+ account. post your cancellations in the comments. www.disneyplus.com/commerce/acc...

so bluesky policy is: 1) no ill will 😡 2) if you famously will ill against many marginalised groups, but get a manifest ill willing yourself, you will be celebrated 3) any celebration of the ill willer’s receiving ill is worse than anything they ever said/enabled/celebrated themselves

More of this.

Platner: No one cares that you pretend to be remorseful as you sell out to lobbyists. Symbolic opposition does not reopen hospitals. Weak condemnations do not bring back Roe V Wade. Maine deserves better than Susan Collins.

It’s almost as if appointing an anti-vax lunatic with zero qualifications to oversee America’s health was a numbskull idea and everybody with a functioning brain knew it.

Good afternoon to everyone but especially Gov. JB Pritzker

J.B. Pritzker smashing through the fascism wall like he's the Kool Aid Man

call us old fashioned but, this account finds newsom's "check out my rock-hard AI nipples. they're absolutely glistening" platform less inspirational than pritz's "you fascists bring that shit here and I will personally fuck your asses up."

Do not come, Donald Trump. You are neither wanted nor needed here in Illinois.

When I see people on here unknowingly join moral panics around child safety and technology, I think about how the future of this very platform hangs in the balance of this legislation that is designed to force us back onto big tech platforms. It’s not about the kids. It’s about all of us

Remember the guys that love to run around pretending that they’re scared of “communism” - apparently they didn’t do the reading on nationalizing private businesses Imagine how Fox News would handle this news coming from the previous administration Guess that’s the cost of doing business here now

Someone finally wrote the data-center/electricity inflation story. @nytimes.com #CPI www.nytimes.com/2025/08/14/b...

Not to defend COD, thought I do enjoy it, basically to say it’s player base is down because it’s too woke or whatever is just ignoring reality, I’d think the former President of Blizzard would know this?

Pritzker continuing to earn my vote in the early race - not sure why it’s so hard for everyone else to come out and say this stuff. We got this guy ready to go and people want Gavin Newsom? What?

The loss of the microwave data means a hurricane could suddenly go from Cat 1 to cat 4 and there will be a significant delay in knowing it’s happening. This is a huge degradation of hurricane forecasting ability not just for the hurricane center but for all forecasters.

This is what real self help advice looks like

What are the odds - with the effects of climate change now directly staring everyone right in the face - that denier folks continue to argue against it? Pretty high I would say, we’ve crossed the rubicon when it comes to reasonable discussion on things that we have been warned about for decades

They’re still going to be operational and collecting data, but just for the hell of it let’s make hurricane forecasting worse and more difficult - look for exclusive forecasts from private forecasters who previously lobbied to restrict this type of data from the public, data our taxes pay to collect

You know that friend or family member who says they don't really follow politics or the news? Send them that video of these goons roughing up a senator.

A message from Carl Sagan from 1995—some of his last prophetic words.

Doctors at the CDC say children should receive Covid vaccines. A disgraced ex-environmental lawyer who spent 20 years abusing heroin says they shouldn't. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

“Republicans keep nominating, then electing, terrible people, why won’t the rest of you stop them?”

9 people were killed in a tornado last night in KY. The NWS office responsible for that area has faced some of the most extreme cuts by the Trump administration, including the loss of overnight forecasting. Last night, they were rushing to find help for the office. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/16/w...

I’m sure this won’t have any negative consequences, good thing we got DOGE on the case to ensure we aren’t ::: checks notes ::: preparing for natural disasters

Cassocks are red Conclaves are dope Wake up babe we got a

I mean, you can see why from her photo

THE PENTAGON BUDGET JUST HIT A TRILLION DOLLARS. Not a single pundit from either political party said “how are we going to pay for it?!” Don’t dare tell us we cannot ALL have healthcare, housing, and education.

Most Americans frequently use federal science information. But few are concerned that cuts to federal science spending could affect their access to such information, a new poll finds.

Occasionally you’ll just be having a nice Sunday evening getting ready before the work week begins then you just happen upon “Be Alright” by Dean Lewis and that shit will ruin your night

BREAKING: AOC sends a message to Tom Homan at her town hall in Jackson Heights: “Tom Homan said he was going to refer me to DOJ because I'm using my free speech rights in order to advise people of their constitutional protections. To that I say: Come for me. Do I look like I care?”

How does this guy, with a straight face, say we “used to” believe that “merit was bad” when he’s got Hegseth sending war plan texts 15 feet away from him. Must be all that “merit” he earned at Fox that qualified him to lead DoD. I mean the last guy was just a 4 star general from West Point

TELSEY begins tracking price increases over the past week. Some highlights: * Abercrombie jeans: up 33% * Amazon Echo: up 38.5% * Target / Barbie doll: up 42.9%

Lotta terrible going on right now, but this thing here is a masterpiece; youtu.be/McOtbbyU8Qs?...

New way to transition just dropped

I spoke to an expert in authoritarianism, who explained to me that things like this are extremely meaningful and they help protect democracy, even if there’s not a straight line between this and actual legislating

Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"

You are not powerless. When things feel overwhelming, it’s easy to believe that nothing you do matters. But every kind word, every moment of patience, every act of love sends ripples further than you realize. The world changes not in huge, sweeping gestures, but in millions of small moments.

Oh good I was wondering when somebody was gonna finally do that

Valor Danielle Sassoon, Acting U.S. attorney for SDNY - refuses to drop Adams charges and resigns John Keller, Acting head of DOJ Public Integrity Section - refuses and resigns Kevin Driscoll, Acting head of DOJ Criminal Division - refuses and resigns www.nbcnews.com/politics/jus...

Workers in DC are fighting to block Musk's minions. "About 100 Federal employees and supporters...blocked the doors to...‘data miners’....The small group of young men eventually left without entering after the protesters would not let them near the front doors." dcmediagroup.us/2025/02/02/f...

Seems like the news is really failing on us by reporting stuffing like this and saying “from the Department of Government Efficiency” as if it’s a real thing. Do we just not care about this stuff anymore? Anyone remember the political fights to create CFPB? Now we’re just doing this via Twitter?

Smoking: No Handshakes: OK, fine

Might as well save this to post it a million times lol

If you're struggling financially due to government fuckery or for any reason really and you need infant formula talk to your pediatrician we can hook you up and don't like to ask questions.

Wait a second - I was told that I would be celebrating the stock market and my outstanding 401k returns under our new “tough on China” leader. Oh wait - he just let China deliver the largest 1 day drop in market history to a US tech company.

Are eggs cheaper yet?