Alice π³οΈβπ
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Gender outlaw. Comedy writer. Funny guy.
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The Green Party of England & Wales
about 2 hours ago
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Bluesky nuked Fatal Tuesday π’ Can we have nothing silly and fun in this cruel world??
2 days ago
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I have fuck all energy today
2 days ago
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Do you think that if a young cow comes out as trans that it has a Veal Regender Party?
3 days ago
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Flickums
4 days ago
Disagree. It's one of the best songs New Order ever made.
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Reminder that there's nothing special about "Blue Monday". Every day is depressing, not just this one.
4 days ago
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Just saw someone censor 'shooting' to 'pewing' and now I have a word I hate even more than 'unalive'
4 days ago
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An army of pigeons has taken over the government. It was a military coo.
5 days ago
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Some green blobs over the border on my big station map now
5 days ago
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Last night I dreamt that I escaped from prison and also destroyed a trans person in a rap battle
6 days ago
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Okay I won't then
6 days ago
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Athena Kugblenu
6 days ago
I don't want to share any private space with a terf. They would violate my dignity because they don't mind their own business. I've said this before but I think now, more than ever, we should have separate rooms for them. Utter weirdos
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Darach Γ SΓ©aghdha
8 days ago
This headline was funnier than the entire revival series of Spitting Image they did a few year back.
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Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers
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8 days ago
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Guess who's reinstalled DaVinci Resolve on their PC? (also how does this work so well towards the end)
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8 days ago
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*shoots someone* Grok, put them in a bikini
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10 days ago
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I learn new information through making bread. I work on a knead to know basis.
10 days ago
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11 days ago
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If you got stuck playing a video game you had to call a premium rate number to listen to a recording of someone explaining how to do it
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13 days ago
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No new pictures where are you mentally
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15 days ago
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I wonder why the only Simpsons game named after a crime was Hit & Run. I'd play Simpsons Money Laundering or Simpsons Second Degree Murder
16 days ago
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It's rail sale day, so I'm off on an adventure... But where...?
17 days ago
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Re: Trump and Maduro. He might be a near-dictator installed by a dubious election and a criminal causing a lot of harm to the American people, but that's no excuse to invade Venezuela.
19 days ago
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I feel like we could solve a lot of problems by banning rich men from positions of power for, say, 10 years. They had their chance and they ruined it.
19 days ago
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7.30 m1 to the hospital, can you ever be on time? (No)
21 days ago
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Popped the big playlist on random to see what the first song of 2026 would be. And it's "Call It Off" which is about ending relationships that don't do you any good. World, you have your instructions :D
21 days ago
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My new years resolution is to stop making accidental sexual innuendos. It might look small but I promise you it's really hard.
22 days ago
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And so the sun sets on 2025
22 days ago
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It's freezing but there's absolutely a big part of me that wants to do the entire 2 hour journey across the water to Swanage in the open top bit
23 days ago
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My bus is extremely blue
24 days ago
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Realised yesterday that I didn't reorder my meds so i am a β¨Delightβ¨ today
25 days ago
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Fun fact, I visited 17 stations for the first time in 2025. My favourite (and my favourite station I've ever been to) was, of course, Avoncliff. It's so quaint.
25 days ago
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Visited so many new places and met
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and saw trains with her!
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26 days ago
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I will never not find it funny that the canton of Ticino in Switzerland is served by the public transport company 'Ferrovie Autolinee Regionali Ticinesi'
26 days ago
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James Vincent
26 days ago
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
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God Help the Girl. It'll always have a special place in my heart
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27 days ago
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Every time I want to make a racist explode, I'm going to show them my Muslim colleague posting "Christmas mubarak" in the chat yesterday
27 days ago
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It's time for one of my favourite parts of christmas day, finding the messages from signallers across the country
29 days ago
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ianVisits
29 days ago
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Unexpected one from me but their story arc was so dramatic and perfect
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30 days ago
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The Mary Rose Museum
about 1 month ago
Something tells us that we're going to be correcting a lot of people today...
maryrose.org/discover/his...
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Sorcha NΓ Nia
about 1 month ago
the catchiest sex-ed BOP you will ever hear
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If the Royal Variety Performance has shown me anything, it's that Madness have aged a lot better then Westlife
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Fun fact: in the UK we don't call them 'sex shops' we call them...
about 1 month ago
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Thorn
about 1 month ago
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