Things I have that I cannot be trusted with #48:

Paloma Roomba let's go, or whatever the Armenian Eurovision song is

Born to stay in bed Forced to do housework

Work dragged more than a queer nightclub (This is the clean version of what i was going to say, I like to maintain decorum here on the Blue Sky 😅)

Porktal

The biggest problem I’ve found with an all-lesbian bank heist team is that everyone wants to be called Fingers

Discord killed all the little people in my phone 😭

Checking the local election results as I get home

East Cliff and Springbourne goes double Green! #LocalElections

No context, but very Alice, story notes

Hi, Firing You For Your Constant Bad Jokes, I'm Dad

Isn't it fun when you want to take photo of something cool and your phone goes into potato mode? But here's 99004 and 73141 on their way to Swanage!

Just saw a photo in our work chat and the little brats need to tidy up before the end of the day or I'll be in A Mood tomorrow... 🙃

Been out and put my X next to our wonderful Green Party candidates here in East Cliff & Springbourne!

I love how when you have a fast USB port on your phone, a good quality USB-C 3.2 cable and a USB 3 port on your PC, copying files from your phone to your PC is still like "ONE at a time, I cannot handle any more. Not too fast, please! I'm only a little phone!"

Hm, do I re-read Freaks Squeele for like the fourth time? (answer is probably yes)

Printers. They know what they fucking did.

Anyone wanna see a butt pic? Well here you go

Given work was fairly quiet today, I actively did as little as possible for two reasons: 1) It balances out the busy days and I've earned that 2) I can do what I want and nobody can stop me

I was wondering, uh, if you weren't doing anything later, if maybe you, uhh, want to come over and get your

Anyway, isn't it a lovely day (I couldn't see shit when taking this, the sun is very bright)

I get why and I absolutely support it, but to the average person it really must seem stupid to cancel a train that's already arrived on the platform and is going on its usual route to start in service at the second station

Me when I put characters through hell: 😈😈😈 Me when they get a happy ending: 😭😭😭

I fully resent working on a bank holiday but here we are

If Spider-Man isn’t a trans icon why is the Daily Bugle an anagram of “I Lady Bulge”

"What's he doing?" "His best" (Spider in video)

Dumb and Dumber and Grogu

Aphelion is very beautiful

Facts

Now this is how you sell a laminator

Apple: I beg of you, please could you make the OOBE and data transfer for phones not suck so bad that I've spent two hours getting absolutely nowhere? I will even buy an iPhone. Maybe. If it'll help.

They tried...

One of the driving coaches from the Brighton Belle train is going to become part of the Belmond British Pullman set and I am disappointed in the lack of anyone calling it a Belle end

Found this cursed job advert

Freaks Squeele, no contest. I would love to make a TV series for it, if anyone fancies giving me a bunch of money?

"I can write really well" I say, and then immediately mis-spell the title

This bus has a Grindr profile.

"This is Doctor Manse reporting"

Reminder that your average person has no use for genAI beyond "huh that's neat" when asking it a question. 95% of people will simply stop using it if they have to pay.

Someone threatened to turn me into grapes today. I was a bit shaken at first, but I'm vine now

Crazy how most 'outrages' are based on "But what if we accidentally help someone who doesn't need it"

Also Young Suns is a cool game

Android has a huge adware problem and I'm gonna need Google to do something about it. Literally every day at work I see someone who's got so many dodgy Cleaner/Weather/Recovery apps installed that their phone is barely usable

Woman "Flags went up before the potholes were sorted. You could not tell the truth if your life depended on it. So get your silly little racist flags and stick them where the sun doesn't shine. It's pathetic. You're pathetic" Lee Anderson "It's very nice to meet you" 🤣

It’s a great moment to remember that in the leadup to this popular uprising, the first major gut-punch was delivered by Budapest Pride. Poetic justice. 🇭🇺🏳️‍🌈

This is called smothering and it’s a crime!!

Inflation is out of control. Just tried to book a holiday to Tenerife and it's now Twentyquidife

The Artemis II crew arriving back on Earth

This is such a great photo. Probably the best of all the #ArtemisII photos. Diversity, international collaboration, humanities, science, art, engineering, the desire for exploring, the drive of human curiosity, the reward of years of dedicated hard work, and just pure joy. It's all in there.