A movie that takes place where you're from

Can someone quickly reboot the world, it's doing some really weird stuff lately

I first interpreted "the shift to 3D" as referring to 3D TVs and the headline became significantly more accurate

In some middle Eastern countries, you're legally required to cha cha-cha cha cha cha cha. That's Käärijä Law for you.

The costume and make-up team absolutely knocked this out of the park

A neat little quiz game: Is a headline homophobia from the 80s-90s or transphobia from the 2010s-2020s? Because it's all the same bullshit, repackaged for the hate du jour haveigotphobiaforyou.com

Renaming my laptop Donald Trump because it's old, slow and won't let me see any files

"Asylum claims across Europe are falling but in the UK they're rising" yes, i wonder what the other European countries have in common that we used to have in common but don't know.

My bus home got lost so I had to navigate for the driver 😄 Got us back on route though so I call that a win

Here's a fun little message I got on Bluesky. Obviously a scam, but let's (safely) have a little play with it. First thing of note is that it went into the 'chat requests' part of my DMs. That alone wasn't enough to stave off the momentary "oh crap", but looking at the message, I knew.

Why and how the fuck is there a dead wasp in the centre of my bathroom floor

Reasons why AI translation is laughable #424: I watched a video in French about "la communauté queer" and the auto-generated subtitles translated it as "the leather community" Now, I'm not saying it's entirely wrong, but... 😂

Samalamadingdong

Lol just dreamt I got murdered via game show. But I didn't, I sneakily survived and in part 2 of Sleep, someone's gonna have a bad day when they realise

Imagine explaining this headline to someone in 2005

Easy, start the next Bond film with a bunch of necromancers and make Undead James Bond

Anyway, good morning. I saw fireworks last night!

Had one of those dreams that will stick in the mind, where I discovered the whereabouts of Stabby ex when I was tracked down by someone else he'd wronged. It was nice to not be in it alone and get that sweet closure

Also an evergreen

succubus - female demon that seduces men incubus - male demon that seduces women vengabus - non-binary demon that likes to party

Hell yeah, Life is Beautiful!

I got a letter at work today which contained the phrase "I have it on good authority (chatGPT, which is rarely wrong) that.." Sometimes there's just no hope

Zohran and Polanski are mobilising a new type of progressive politics. One where governments work for the majority, not the wealthy minority. Where politics isn’t something done to you, but something we do together. Where hope beats millions spent on misinformation and fear. Make hope normal again.

I'm not saying you shouldn't trust the national symbols of Denmark, but it is mostly red flags

Dick Cheney won't see your mean jokes about his death, but Tony Blair will, hopefully.

Anyway, we need some joy, so here's the Egyptian foreign minister being given a Lego Pyramid by the Danish foreign minister.

Nice

Me, internally: Don't say it, don't say it, don't say it, don't say it

Is it just me or did ITV news make a joke about the Huntingdon incident by saying "It's unknown why someone would want to divert innocent passengers to hospital"? Very weird way to say that

💤

They're calling him the most French man in history

Work has killed me this week. I've spent the entire afternoon on the sofa playing video games and I'm still wiped out

I had a dream that I was in a world full of AI trying to track me down. I managed to pass by completely undetected by wearing a "40 today" badge which fooled them as the description was that I was 35. And that's pretty accurate for AI tbh

Not saying I'm tired but I have just realised, sat here on the bus to work, that my t-shirt is inside out and back to front

What's up guys, welcome back to another video about symbiotic colonies of algae and fungi. Don't forget to lichen subscribe.

Off to the BIC to see Toyah and Adam Ant tonight 🎵

…STONE ROAD.

I am in what is apparently the most mis-pronounced place in the UK

Oh yeah I hadn’t thought of that

Trowbridge is the weirdest fucking place I've ever been. I can't quite put my finger on why, it just feels deeply odd

Disappointing. Not a single cat to be seen

Always good to see 444019