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Bluesky nuked Fatal Tuesday 😢 Can we have nothing silly and fun in this cruel world??

I have fuck all energy today

Do you think that if a young cow comes out as trans that it has a Veal Regender Party?

Disagree. It's one of the best songs New Order ever made.

Reminder that there's nothing special about "Blue Monday". Every day is depressing, not just this one.

Just saw someone censor 'shooting' to 'pewing' and now I have a word I hate even more than 'unalive'

An army of pigeons has taken over the government. It was a military coo.

Some green blobs over the border on my big station map now

Last night I dreamt that I escaped from prison and also destroyed a trans person in a rap battle

Okay I won't then

I don't want to share any private space with a terf. They would violate my dignity because they don't mind their own business. I've said this before but I think now, more than ever, we should have separate rooms for them. Utter weirdos

This headline was funnier than the entire revival series of Spitting Image they did a few year back.

Post a game you remember playing that nobody else remembers

Guess who's reinstalled DaVinci Resolve on their PC? (also how does this work so well towards the end)

*shoots someone* Grok, put them in a bikini

I learn new information through making bread. I work on a knead to know basis.

If you got stuck playing a video game you had to call a premium rate number to listen to a recording of someone explaining how to do it

No new pictures where are you mentally

I wonder why the only Simpsons game named after a crime was Hit & Run. I'd play Simpsons Money Laundering or Simpsons Second Degree Murder

It's rail sale day, so I'm off on an adventure... But where...?

Re: Trump and Maduro. He might be a near-dictator installed by a dubious election and a criminal causing a lot of harm to the American people, but that's no excuse to invade Venezuela.

I feel like we could solve a lot of problems by banning rich men from positions of power for, say, 10 years. They had their chance and they ruined it.

7.30 m1 to the hospital, can you ever be on time? (No)

Popped the big playlist on random to see what the first song of 2026 would be. And it's "Call It Off" which is about ending relationships that don't do you any good. World, you have your instructions :D

My new years resolution is to stop making accidental sexual innuendos. It might look small but I promise you it's really hard.

And so the sun sets on 2025

It's freezing but there's absolutely a big part of me that wants to do the entire 2 hour journey across the water to Swanage in the open top bit

My bus is extremely blue

Realised yesterday that I didn't reorder my meds so i am a ✨Delight✨ today

Fun fact, I visited 17 stations for the first time in 2025. My favourite (and my favourite station I've ever been to) was, of course, Avoncliff. It's so quaint.

Visited so many new places and met @loerwyn.bsky.social and saw trains with her!

I will never not find it funny that the canton of Ticino in Switzerland is served by the public transport company 'Ferrovie Autolinee Regionali Ticinesi'

another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls

God Help the Girl. It'll always have a special place in my heart

Every time I want to make a racist explode, I'm going to show them my Muslim colleague posting "Christmas mubarak" in the chat yesterday

It's time for one of my favourite parts of christmas day, finding the messages from signallers across the country

Unexpected one from me but their story arc was so dramatic and perfect

Something tells us that we're going to be correcting a lot of people today... maryrose.org/discover/his...

the catchiest sex-ed BOP you will ever hear

If the Royal Variety Performance has shown me anything, it's that Madness have aged a lot better then Westlife

Fun fact: in the UK we don't call them 'sex shops' we call them...