www.twitch.tv/lachesis_vtu... continuing Fights in Tight Spaces! Introducing a new feature where I allow you, yes you, the viewer to decide what character I am playing as I stream (like for my commentary, not in the game). Also I have cooked up a secret agent name you are going to want to hear

ME: b-but Reverend Mother, we mustn’t, what if Shai Hulud hears the rhythm of our prayer and comes here and devours me?? MY DOMINATRIX: …I’m sorry can you explain all this again please

needy girl overdose if Ame was a mech pilot

maybe the real family we found was the multiple personalities we created to help us cope in this war torn hellhole along the way

cool leaf 🍃 (comm for leafi, tysm!) #leafeon #kemono #kemonoart #furryart

Warhound if it was evil: "nothing makes sartha thrace feel good like a healthy relationship with an equal balance of power and strong boundaries"

"Mine" is a two-way street. Mine also means *My* Master. *My* Owner. *My* Handler. You dared try to pick up my leash, you dared to try to clip it to my soul, that means that for every ounce of me you claim, I claim you right back. To make me Yours beyond a shadow of a doubt, You become Mine.

You can't just wait for things to happen. You gotta grab life by the love handles and make something special of it. Put a collar on it and make it your pet. <3

remember that every time you pirate a game three game devs die. with our powers combined we could finally put an end to video games once and for all

baron harkonnen vibes

HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYYY YAYAYAYAYAY

I love my life so god damn much

its PERFECT

I'm like a pet rock in a lot of ways

i'm like Doctor Frankenstein, and @thegreenhouse.gay is my creature

FINALLY WATCHING PROJECT HAIL MARY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

When your cat looks in another direction for a minute and you're puzzled about what has their attention, that's when it's addressing the audience. If you read Garfield you'd understand that's the beat where it's thinking about something really funny, at your expense, making you look like an idiot

got one of those buttons only fight sticks to learn fighting games with and oh my god I can actually do my inputs now this is crazy

nechika trans? nechika transgender? nechika needygirloverdose transgender please???

HANNIBAL LECTER: tell me Will, what did you think of that video i sent you WILL GRAHAM: [immediately flashes back, vividly picturing himself as the woman bottoming in the t4t4t amateur porn Lecter sent] i don't know what to think LECTER: [expression unreadable] of course.

www.twitch.tv/lachesis_vtu... I am streaming Heat Signature! Watch me kick ass and do my little missions in space and liberate the galaxy or something. And throw people into the cold void of space. Very important

Finally giving up the all lowercase thing for our system. Sorry bryn

We accidentally punctured our fridge trying to defrost it. we will likely need to replace it but we also will need to replace the fresh perishables bought yesterday. Any help towards helping us manage this would be greatly appreciated. #ko-fi #mutualaid ko-fi.com/shumercury/g...

bnny on or off

yeah, your roommate seems cool. kinda reserved. is she a (🫴 mimes licking a boot from the sole to the tip) "friend of kallidora"?

Swirling yuri in a wine glass and sniffing it. Sets it back on the table, disappointed “Waiter, you told me this yuri was toxic. Clearly, you gave me supportive and affirming yuri by mistake. Take it back. And don’t you dare look at me in the eyes, girl.”

there are obviously the Good Transes (the ones that are nice to me and agree with my posts) but you have to be very careful online because all the other ones are the Bad kind who deserve everything that's coming to them due to disagreeing with my posts

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basically space ships are the coolest thing ever

RIP to everyone banned by the mods for their hubris but I'm different. and better. maybe even better than the mods

star fox is samsara and unless fox mccloud lets go of his worldly attachments (his place in the melee tier list) he will never attain the nature of buddha and leave the cycle (getting a third game)

if you are a hound it is imperative you frag your handler. It doesn't matter what else you do just frag your handler and you will be reincarnated into a lotus flower

It costs 0$ to Repost a Black disabled queer small business! It could lead to my next sale. Here's new patterns for my carbon fiber foldable walking sticks! Each pattern needs to meet their goals so I can make them a reality!! Or I'll have to refund them. Store: Bibipins.com

who up rescuing they hound

In appreciation of the quiet moments: After a scene, when she holds your hand; when she has seen your worst, most sadistic impulses realized, and yet she remains by your side, steadfast When you brush against her arm and she softly yelps, reminding you both of the bruises hidden beneath her blouse

You are a skilful and trusted vizier. You will advise me wisely on how best to rule the kingdom. You will not scheme or plot. You will not inveigle my other courtiers into turning against me. You will not lie to me about scheming or plotting. If you scheme or plot against me, you have to tell me,

Dude used digital arcana to jailbreak the fucking LLM.

sometimes social media decides to shoot you in the chest point blank with a rail cannon because it's funny

wrapping sartha in a blanket call that WARMHOUND

Every now and then the perfect circumstances bring about an incredible opportunity. Reality Fracture's preview panel was that for @pixlh3art.bsky.social here. Read past the headline on this one. It's SO good. commandersherald.com/opinion-real...

This bootblack shit’s easy

© Friedrich Kunath. 'Storms Never Last.' Oil on canvas, 2023.

the problem with browsing pinterest for discord pfps is that it keeps showing me really cool clothing and i don’t *need* them nor should i be making large purchases when im like 2 weeks out from moving but fuck i want them so bad

can we take a second to enjoy non-sexual dominance? having someone choose for you? placing a hand on your back? pulling you closer in crowded areas? fixing your hair when you didn't know it was messy? holding your hand to guide you through crowds? telling you when you should eat/go to bed? god tier

to the joker this is just a landscape

Me when I walk around the house audibly stimming.

as with many of my best bits lately, this is true

i'd like to say that i am the mastermind behind this

Taste test💚🩷 #oc #lesbian #monsterhearts