warhound handler that wears denim and has a hound called jartha

i forgor bluesky existed

call me general anesthesia because i'm going to interrupt your stream of consciousness and when it's back you might even question if you're still the same person

when i say i'm evil and twisted, people think i'm self-deprecating, but they don't realize i yearn to be evil and twisted

I have exited the major depressive part of my bipolar cycle, therefore moving me to the "We're so back" phase. I predict i'll be much more obnoxious, which I consider good

transmisoginy is like, not cool

at this point men are gonna feel bad wearing muzzles bc it's becoming socially feminine attire

Artists, show me your guns

before pride month: that's gay (insulting, derrogatory) after pride month: that's gay (supportive, loving)

Mistress is the Genghis Khan of transfemmes

i'm a certified yogurt hound

It's been 12 years since the Reclamation Wars ended - and like so many other pieces of military hardware that a suddenly peaceful nation didn't have use for, you were decomissioned. The rehab alone took two years. The hardest part was going from a number to a name - but you managed with some help.

they're so adorable producing CLEAN STEAM, WITH NO GREENHOUSE EFFECT GASSES

you want to be a good nuclear energy advocate for mommy, don't you? you want to support the truth that the oil lobby suppresses, that nuclear energy is safe and clean, like a good girl. Now go do that to end climate change

good drones enjoy MUG Rootbeer for their administrator

Warhound if it was evil: "nothing makes sartha thrace feel good like a healthy relationship with an equal balance of power and strong boundaries"

i'm like Doctor Frankenstein, and @thegreenhouse.gay is my creature

back in my maid era

#myworm

gonna start talking to USAmericans like "i'm from the country y'all couped in X year"

being from latin america is funny because you get to regularly hear USAmericans not knowing basic things about your region

this is how you should treat me

who up rescuing they hound

Does your service dog know how to follow you blindfolded on all fours while being electrocuted and beaten? No? Would you like to board her with us so we can teach her how? I promise, she'll come back to you well-trained and in one piece. Mostly. Physically, at least, maybe not mentally 🤭

need more jirai kei blouses NOW

It's actually always morally correct to manipulate me so I stay obsessed with you! It's objectively the right thing to do, I can't be trusted with making decisions by myself!

hrt is crazy because pre-estrogen all my art was BIG PENIS JACKING OFF CUMMING AHHHH and now i'm drawing self insert lobotomy porn. which i think is pretty cool

Uh oh

i'd like to say that i am the mastermind behind this

telling my rice cooker to be a good girl for mommy or else

I can’t believe this. Finally took off my scary helmet to reveal I was a former ally of the party turned into a brainwashed soldier but I wanted to try to change up my hair and now they’re all making fun of it. They’re fucking laughing at me they’re supposed to be agonizing over my betrayal!

Scooby Chud (Scooping my Doo)

nothing makes shrimpha thrace feel good like frying rice

You don't remember [what came before the war]. All you know is [something happened and now] you're a combat drone, Model 2 Semi-Autonomous Combat Frame. You exist to serve the Governance. [They stripped you of everything you were and] they made you the efficient killing machine you are today.

i added padding to the upper part of my muzzle so it doesn't risk injuring my nose

and they say romance is dead

i'm so suggestible and pliable

new hypnotrigger 🎉

#myhomunculus

being self-confident as a sub is awesome and hot

"if the government did bdsm on me i'd be lowkey mad"

remembering the one time i said i'm from South America and someone thought that meant the USA's south and asked which state

I kinda want to be made to cum until I cry and beg to stop.

ok i think i'll start brainstorming something mechsplo

i should write some freaky fics, but i never got the courage to post the one i actually wrote

Girl who just wants to have a nice little scene with her friend x Girl who learnt to domme from leaked classified military manuals

sartha thrace at the end of the warhound plotline "no handler, you can't abuse me anymore... i am the WARHOUND" and then she humps handler's boot anyways

Handler got cockblocked by one of my plushies

sometimes i just get the urge to break someone's identity down into smaller and smaller pieces until there's nothing left, because when there's nothing left in that empty body, there's no one there to push back on whatever new identity i want to put there, an identity that only caters do Me

I genuinely don't think there's a level of obsession or possession that can be leveled at me that would make me red out. The more intense and insane the possessiveness the more I swoon over how romantic it is to me.