envy #art #maid

Having a no cussing or crass language rule is just making me insult people in a very eloquent manner, today i called someone a "stupid indolent"

It's taking shape!

first day post submission contract. I am asking around if me being killed would be murder or destruction of property

plastic-on-plastic jointed brat #grindart

couldn't get my lawyer's opinion on it, but it's signed and i am so fucking happy <333333333333333 i love you @maidtoeleanor.bsky.social !

i keep saying i want to prepare tea for Her, i hope She doesn't find out i never prepared anything that is not out of a tea bag...

Thankfully women find my no cussing rule very cute

Having a no cussing rule is very interesting because I'm gradually starting to have issues even thinking about cuss words

Straight up maiding it

**Sound of 3d printer powering on**

I have acquired the materials to sew a new apron! It will be very elegant, I am very excited

Vacuum cleaners are too loud so I'm forever condemned to use a broom

What is the point of waking up early if i can't prepare breakfast in bed for Miss? Very unfortunate!

Account maid takeover

My fruit salad rizz

All girls should be as explosive as me

BECOME AN ACCOMPLISHED LANDMINE GIRL

Let's take ibuprofen together

Scratches at door Wake up? Scratches at door Wake up? Scratches at door Wake up? Scrat-

Posting spree bc I'm bored waiting for my love to wake up

Heard the word "induction" and started wagging my tail but apparently they were talking about induction stoves and not hypno inductions :(((

Can't do petplay bc when i call girls "Dog" i start feeling like the guys in "The Lighthouse" movie

I'm not a puppygirl i swear. The clicker training and... Being a dog... ARE ALL MERELY A COINCIDENCE

Neovagina? Daaamn i knew the Matrix was a trans allegory, but didn't realize Neo had a vagina

Bottom surgery? Top surgery? Gimme that switch surgery babeyyyy

This goofy page I did while bored doing some chores outside more than a year ago changed the direction of this account and my art career forever <3 #signalis

I LOVE WOMEN

Bottom surgery that just gives me a gun. Not even down there, I just get a free gun

Face reveal

My favorite word is aggrandicize

Nothing starts the afternoon better than half a liter of coffee

she's ok she's just busy

i miss my girlfriend :(

chat i tried to say "soviet republic" and accidentally said "internet republic" 💔