John Carpenter's I Fucking Warned You Dude. I Told You Bro

Spock. Not even close. Gets me to this day. "His was the most.... human"? Niagara Falls, Frankie angel

do you want wendigos? because that's how you get wendigos

In the beginning, the BlueSky is a Bubble takes were spaced by 24 weeks. Then 12, then 6, then every 2 weeks. The last one in Sydney was a week. In 4 days, we could be seeing a Bubble take every 8 hours, until they are coming every 4 minutes. Marshal, we should witness a double event within 7 days.

Once "enshittification" just means "remember when things were better", then it becomes nothing more than nostalgia, and nostalgia is a deeply conservative force.

10 acts I've seen live to understand my brain Sunn O))) Diplodocus Front 242 Oysterband Doomtree Laurie Anderson Nihilist Spasm Band Midnight Oil Sun Ra Arkestra Robert Rich

kinda funny how, as a-ha proved, you can use "take me on" and "take on me" interchangeably if you don't mind people looking at you a little funny, but "turn me on" and "turn on me" are extremely different

mom come pick me up, they're stack-ranking the undergrads now

group chats: for when you wanna be a little shitty, but not make it a whole Thing

- dire news sire, the warlord of the eastern wastes hath quote tweeted one of your jokes about your concubines and it hath broken containment - hath he left a courtesy like - he hath not

too soon

Do you ever think about the fact that the designers of General Midi were tasked with coming up with the 128 most important instruments in the world, and one of the answers they came up with was "Goblins"

found the post of all time for the shit I be feeling lately, oh my fucking god

Ye Olde Copyrighte Lawfuit

hell yeah

🎵 i'm with mister mountain king, mountain king, mountain king / i'm with mister mountain king in his big stupid hall 🎵

theorbo, from my shows

if you curate your Internet experience correctly you will be drowning in the idle thoughts of shitposting phds with the same autism as you and it is so much easier here than just about anywhere else

damn girl are you minecraft:sulfur_cube_archetype? because you,, uhm,, uhh,, oughh,, ummm

Justice for Parson Thirdly

the way I heard this in the voice of Uncle Monty from WITHNAIL AND I

of all the different ways I have seen Stagolee/Stagger Lee/Stag-a-lee/etc. spelled, my favourite is still Starkerlee, because it's adjacent to "starkers", English's funniest word for naked

More like bring me the Verizon

“White people can’t handle spicy food” only partially correct. There are two kinds of white people when it comes to spicy food, ones that can’t handle ketchup and ones that put hot sauce called like “insanity joe’s devilfucking sauce” on everything.

Behind every abuser are a dozen good people who can honestly swear up and down that the person they know is a stand-up good guy who Would Never. Because abusers groom their character witnesses as well as their victims. Someone everybody knows to be a creep never gets near vulnerable people.

Maybe not quite, but I would believe the Divine Universe created Attenborough to get us to pay more attention to its wondrous splendor.

Age of Sail guys are neutral good because I know they solve their problems in the way men should (sailing around the world in a little wooden boat)

“If I can bicycle, I bicycle.” Sir David Attenborough. Happy 100th birthday to a legend. He has never passed a driving test and doesn’t own a car.

my theory is that the original draft of this absolutely name-checked Margaret Cho, but the editor cut it www.npr.org/2026/05/06/n...

Dawkins spending his entire career berating basically pretty normal people for being so stupid as to believe in God and then immediately giving himself Roko's Basilisk Derangement Syndrome after talking to the AI catgirl waifus is just the funniest shit.

there is only one correct way to redesign GitHub and this is it

hoseposting comes for us all

(at the botanical garden) Kid: LET'S GO THIS WAY! Parent: ok Kid: WHAT'S THAT? Parent: probably just a shed where the gardeners keep their tools Kid: YAY!

I know there are lots of good people in college administration, but it's increasingly one of those roles like "private equity lawyer," "oil executive," or "Red Sox fan" where you're really going to have to convince me in each individual case

"mmm don't like that"

(I make a "mouth" with the side of my hand and draw little eyes above it) Richard Dawkins: hmmmm (I put lipstick around the "mouth") Richard Dawkins, suavely: well hello

My Crécy Ex-Girlfriend

your top 15 TV shows, gut instincts only: Call the Midwife The Bletchley Circle Mobile Suit Gundam SEED Doctor Who (classic) Andor Frieren: Beyond Journey's End Shogun (2024) House of the Dragon CODCO Max Headroom Bits & Bytes (TVO) You Rang, M'Lord Thundarr the Barbarian The Borgias Veronica Mars

more and more convinced that maxxing is a problem, more or less independently of what the maxxer is striving to maxx. I will be maxxminning, please join me

sometimes there are just posts on here which make me cover my eyes with my hands and go "it's a bit it's a bit it has to be a bit please let it be a bit for the love of god i will do anything"

ponytail holders are unknown in melniboné. the traditions of the princes of the dragon isle for a hundred centuries have sneered at scrunchies. elastic is forbidden on pain of ritual cannibalism. butterfly clips are right out.

oh no he and jirel came in the same outfit somebody has to change

the absolute state of genre today, all these silly fanfics putting on airs with their present-tense narration and special, different mary sue leads and long descriptions of everybody's hair and fashion and conflicts arising just because people won't communicate

*starts writing series of children's books about the tiny detective Caroline Minuscule*

Disappointingly high level of maturity in these responses; the obvious answer is of course Wetwang