Publishers Break Down Door As George R.R. Martin Escapes Through Bathroom Window

Crow: Wow, this episode of 'Featherless Bipeds Gone Wild' is pretty unbelievable. Other crow: Yeah, I mean, I know their brain is tiny compared to their size, but this is just going too far for suspension of disbelief.

The Prime Minister of Greenland is Inuit, btw. This person didn't even bother to do even the most basic research.

I never heard of them before, but this makes me want to listen.

Not why they got mad, but why they stopped being mad. I got into an argument about something (can't remember what) only for the guy to go to my profile, see my top post was my 'petition for Chris Pratt to change his name to Chris Cuntt' and go 'nah actually you're too cool now', and stop arguing.

Imagining an LLM trained on my grandfather. “Mr Harkaway, your machine has committed 8421 acts of fraud since Monday and is now married to 11 women, 2 bishops and Nelson’s Column. It is also being sued by the estate of Frank Sinatra.” Eep.

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A movie that takes place where you’re from.

This headline could have come from The Onion

Everyone is having a meltdown over what is just playing tag with a bunch of happy dogs that lick you when they catch you, while some pillocks on horses kinda just follow and watch because that's their idea of a good time, I guess.

Mamdani is going to implement Shyamalan law. Everything will end with a contrived twist.

The most Corruption shit

Meanwhile, in a small basement in New York, somehow surrounded by crickets:

Racing to the destiel meme generator to spread the good news

NEVER

I think this is a great idea. When they do that we can seal them both away forever in one of those handy 'this is not a place of honour' sites the scientists made for just such a situation.

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Cis women who are terfs are the pick mes of the patriarchy.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

I have bad news about the fish and chips.

Okay, maybe I'm going full red string, but what if the reason the Pope is giving Opus Dei the chop, is that he knows the Epstein files are coming out and wanted to get ahead of the shitstorm while he still could.

Vietnamese English teacher IELTS

We can't stop here, this is skeksis country!'

Thank goodness, it was getting near the end of his sentence.

Every one of those rays rolled a nat 20 stealth check.

Also to keep in mind that when Scrooge decided to be a better person, he decided the only fair salary for Bob was the equivalent of $27 an hour.

I will say of all the memes to get the big naturals treatment, I didn't expect it would be this one.

Snail with air force

Iron Maiden's Brave New World was a return to form and a fantastic complation of hits.

Tom Haan doing great online business.

Was 'bargain bin Putin' not available, or just 'testicle'?

I mean, his genitals are still uneaten by wild weasels, so I'm guessing he got off lightly from what he really deserves.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nin9... Just kinda feeling this rn

Fuck Firefly, they should have brought back Carnivale.

How does my boss not know what a dalek is? Particularly since one seems to be masquerading as his coffee machine.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

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That's so perfect I could imagine he did it himself.

I made this and suspected others may have need of it

I suggest Trump get a full pharaoh style funeral, in which he is walled up in the white house with all his staff members to accompany him to the afterlife.

Bam, and this