Everyone is having a meltdown over what is just playing tag with a bunch of happy dogs that lick you when they catch you, while some pillocks on horses kinda just follow and watch because that's their idea of a good time, I guess.

Mamdani is going to implement Shyamalan law. Everything will end with a contrived twist.

The most Corruption shit

Meanwhile, in a small basement in New York, somehow surrounded by crickets:

Racing to the destiel meme generator to spread the good news

NEVER

I think this is a great idea. When they do that we can seal them both away forever in one of those handy 'this is not a place of honour' sites the scientists made for just such a situation.

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Cis women who are terfs are the pick mes of the patriarchy.

It's kinda cool that Gary Larson is doing new cartoons because he picked up a digital tablet, taught himself how to use it, and it made him love drawing again. www.thefarside.com/new-stuff/

I have bad news about the fish and chips.

Okay, maybe I'm going full red string, but what if the reason the Pope is giving Opus Dei the chop, is that he knows the Epstein files are coming out and wanted to get ahead of the shitstorm while he still could.

Vietnamese English teacher IELTS

We can't stop here, this is skeksis country!'

Thank goodness, it was getting near the end of his sentence.

Every one of those rays rolled a nat 20 stealth check.

Also to keep in mind that when Scrooge decided to be a better person, he decided the only fair salary for Bob was the equivalent of $27 an hour.

I will say of all the memes to get the big naturals treatment, I didn't expect it would be this one.

Snail with air force

Iron Maiden's Brave New World was a return to form and a fantastic complation of hits.

Tom Haan doing great online business.

Was 'bargain bin Putin' not available, or just 'testicle'?

I mean, his genitals are still uneaten by wild weasels, so I'm guessing he got off lightly from what he really deserves.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nin9... Just kinda feeling this rn

Fuck Firefly, they should have brought back Carnivale.

How does my boss not know what a dalek is? Particularly since one seems to be masquerading as his coffee machine.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky

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That's so perfect I could imagine he did it himself.

I made this and suspected others may have need of it

I suggest Trump get a full pharaoh style funeral, in which he is walled up in the white house with all his staff members to accompany him to the afterlife.

Bam, and this

Petition for Chris Pratt to be renamed to Chris Cuntt

Dude's stance on lgbtq rights btw:

Goddamn it he even looks like gammon. Dude's basically honey roasted already.

Everyone's favorite white-haired evil twink, Raistlin Majere from #Dragonlance (if not everyone's, mine for sure). Tried my hand at painting rather than drawing. To my misfortune, I think I like both the process and the result a lot. I think I'm gonna do more!

Or Thalidomide

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That does give a very different feel to the Charge of the Light Brigade

Queens of the Industrial Revolution

At this point the face-eating leopards are having THEIR faces eaten.

I'm a teacher. How hard should I be allowed to hit kids?

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