I wouldn’t trust Schumer to competently open a can of beans that was already open, so even with a gift-wrapped present containing all the evidence needed to justify meaningful action, democrats will still fucking blow it. Please don’t.

a face that launched a thousand restraining orders

Brand, one of those people you think of and go “oh yeah that very obvious rapist and general sex pest, he’s still in jail right”

O Brother Where Art thou isn’t just one of the best examples of taking an old fable and putting a modern twist on it, it still has the greatest soundtrack a movie has ever had. You can’t listen to its rendition of Lonesome Valley and not appreciate those voices youtu.be/8qnM05rHTKw?...

More Thing stuff from a while ago 👹🐕🧫🩸👽

absolutely fucking decimated

I could watch this on a loop for an hour. There’s something intoxicating about such silky smooth animation.

𝘖, 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩... 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘦, 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦. #EldenRing

Sinners is still probably top of my favorite movies of the year, but is so good that it turned ‘definitely’ to ‘probably’ should at least let you know this is a really, really good fucking movie

lol lmao even (if you thought a human toilet like jp getting his jaw smacked into orbit was good, listen to this)

tho I have some regrets on quite how much confectionary I picked up today, this is definitely not one of them

lord, please lord, for my sake and my wallet, stay my hands and my appetite

that time of night where I have a little bourbon nightcap, fluff up the pillows for a night of appropriate comfort, then watch compilations of Shin and Godzilla Minus One for two hours, like any ordinary Friday evenin

oohh

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go I’m just gonna go ahead and spin the wheel again

this is pretty much as low as you can get. I’d never heard of this… thing before now and it looks like a lot of other folks didn’t either. I’d go ahead and preemptively block, this shit is heinous and they’re welcome to rot somewhere else

azure !! part of a new cast of characters i’ve been working on

if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄

alternatively, concept art for Undertale, one of the most unique and creative pieces of media I’ve ever experienced which acts as an inspiration to literally thousands of artists every day

for anyone watching the new Fallout episode, switch it off as soon as the ‘coming up on this season’ at the end starts up, I’m so irritated with how much they preemptively spoiled for no reason. I was going to watch the whole season anyway, that was so unnecessary

lol fuck this guy and his slop game, if you buy it I’ll papercut you right in the eye

Just a 🐉doodle for today #illustration #BRArt #kidlitart #fantasyart

Shocker about Rob Reiner. I actually had little idea just how many movies and good causes he was not only involved with, but was directly responsible for. What a sad and sobering ordeal.

Happy (almost) first week of winter! Stay warm out there folks 💙🧡💛 #thething #80shorror

evil clown series was good tv, characters making unfathomably hair-brained decisions, it won’t win any awards for writing but the kid actors + well executed set pieces made up for it. So, a bit like the movies then.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation.

Get the mop

Did Piz and new Knives Out. It was good! More low key than the last two

Generally once a year I need a rewatch, because it’s so visually flabbergasting, even after 21 years (I looked it up tonight and needed to reach for a walking cane) it’s still a feast for the eyes

omfg @dagos.bsky.social

Any amount is too much, and this is precisely why, despite the game being no doubt wonderful, I've left it languishing on my Ignore list. It's a shame for it to be marred so.

Generally once a year I need a rewatch, because it’s so visually flabbergasting, even after 21 years (I looked it up tonight and needed to reach for a walking cane) it’s still a feast for the eyes

he looks like the vampire that was bullied at every single recess

I liked the part of the game awards where they accompanied the announcement of the new parry hotter game by inviting jk on stage, tying her down, and letting a thousand monkeys shit in her mouth

I’m trying to buy something nice for my ten year old niece, Amazon, and here you are trying to jape me into ensuring my entire family never speaks to me again

tryna brainstorm presents for my nieces and nephews, look at this cute fella, I want him for me

🐲

we made a collab art with @1800000burn.hyper.wang !!!

Lmao drink from the sippy cup filled with wee, if you don’t like it then don’t qualify for the World Cup in future. We’ve had to have tournaments in human rights backwaters like Russia & Qatar (with a future one set to be be held in Saudi Arabia), I hope Seattle makes it as gay as fucking can be

Go eat the big shit

Saw this adorable French animation ad and I had to share it over here! The style looks familiar but I can’t my finger on what group it is. Any ideas?

Just Jawlene

comm for @falsesalt.bsky.social

you really couldn’t wait even a couple of days to bust that gloat-nut huh

Almost whole

Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow. #TheFinalPam