lmao unless I have a gun to my head I will never leave any later than 5:01pm, if you want more out of your workers then pay them for their time or fuck off

Beach Mimes.

The Spam (1997) - Search Scene | Movieclips

BFF hug

#九日 #ninesols

Black Hole Sun #NineSols #NineSolsAU #九日

illustration 但日終落，我們已是殘陽 在黑暗前，對錯無關緊要 太陽熄滅以後，新的黎明終將到來 - 《九日》 #NineSols #PenglaiNewYear #九日

every time some chode tech CEO says ai is inevitable and will benefit mankind

youtube.com/shorts/UBfJr... I awoke the day after posting this to an amount of attention that initially terrified me. Then I saw how happy it made so many people (it gets bursts of attention to this day), searching ‘terfs ain’t got no friends’ and seeing the results still warms me. Still resonates.

every time some chode tech CEO says ai is inevitable and will benefit mankind

that’s actually brilliant. Like it’s not just a gimmick or a bit of soothing nostalgia, that changes the gameplay dramatically and makes it so much more unnerving

why do Americans hate unregulated, unmoderated, environment-killing, unemployment-causing, dickhead-pedalled tech that helps produce instant underage pornography with a prompt and a click. WHY

2026 stepping up the spam text game already

First Godzilla Illustration of 2026

aims for 2026 include 20% more farting, 40% more screaming, 25% less lower back pain, and a 93% increase in demands for more of everything else apart from fascism

youtube.com/shorts/UBfJr... I awoke the day after posting this to an amount of attention that initially terrified me. Then I saw how happy it made so many people (it gets bursts of attention to this day), searching ‘terfs ain’t got no friends’ and seeing the results still warms me. Still resonates.

youtu.be/kEqGdGAgAjw?... I still don’t know how they made the final shot look as convincing as it is (still) does

ART RAFFLE ✨ As I am losing followers on X once again I am doing this + NEW YEAR so why not? 🔸follow + RT to join 🔸+ 1 winner every 500 new followers :D Winners will get 1 cellshaded halfbody ENDS 6th January #furryart #art

Stolas discovered he can chew the ringer in the bell by immolating his entire head inside it

multiple surgeries to fix everything but his personality

Feels like a disservice to anyone calling the guy a shitposter. Dude is one of the funniest comedians about and he will be missed

First Nando’s in 12 years and I’m happy to report, it’s still perfectly Alright and not much more than that

A condition took away the use of my hands. Silksong helped me rehab them aftermath.site/silksong-hollo...

this is the biggest fucking bottle of vodka I’ve ever seen in my life

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image

kept this bookmarked for when I finally finished the game because Casey sums it up better than I can lol. It’s an excellent game, the parry system makes the combat pretty addictive, and the visuals are solid. And that final boss fight is a doozy. It’s a nice comedown after the brutality of SilkSong

now’s the time

‘Tis the season to remember this classic tweet

Everyone, please report this account! This AI tracer from Twitter, who previously scammed people out of thousands of dollars, continues to scam, hide evidence and avoid being banned here (this is her FOURTH account).

"Shattered" (2015) #throwbackthursday

I think it’s more prompted by ‘having shitty family members’, quite sure those existed before Internet chatrooms (who still refers to online spaces as ‘chatrooms’??)

I wouldn’t trust Schumer to competently open a can of beans that was already open, so even with a gift-wrapped present containing all the evidence needed to justify meaningful action, democrats will still fucking blow it. Please don’t.

a face that launched a thousand restraining orders

Brand, one of those people you think of and go “oh yeah that very obvious rapist and general sex pest, he’s still in jail right”

O Brother Where Art thou isn’t just one of the best examples of taking an old fable and putting a modern twist on it, it still has the greatest soundtrack a movie has ever had. You can’t listen to its rendition of Lonesome Valley and not appreciate those voices youtu.be/8qnM05rHTKw?...

More Thing stuff from a while ago 👹🐕🧫🩸👽

absolutely fucking decimated

I could watch this on a loop for an hour. There’s something intoxicating about such silky smooth animation.

𝘖, 𝘋𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘩... 𝘉𝘦𝘤𝘰𝘮𝘦 𝘮𝘺 𝘣𝘭𝘢𝘥𝘦, 𝘰𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦. #EldenRing

Sinners is still probably top of my favorite movies of the year, but is so good that it turned ‘definitely’ to ‘probably’ should at least let you know this is a really, really good fucking movie

lol lmao even (if you thought a human toilet like jp getting his jaw smacked into orbit was good, listen to this)

tho I have some regrets on quite how much confectionary I picked up today, this is definitely not one of them

lord, please lord, for my sake and my wallet, stay my hands and my appetite

that time of night where I have a little bourbon nightcap, fluff up the pillows for a night of appropriate comfort, then watch compilations of Shin and Godzilla Minus One for two hours, like any ordinary Friday evenin

oohh

The #1 movie when you were 10 years old is how your 2026 is going to go I’m just gonna go ahead and spin the wheel again