. The only thing Epstein’s “suicide note” was missing was “THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER”. #EpsteinFiles .

EXCLUSIVE: My latest story for @theatlantic.com : www.theatlantic.com/politics/202...

BREAKING: Epstein Suicide Note Unsealed

I’m so glad Trump gave us an update today on the very best granite, onyx and marble he procured from around the world for his ballroom. He cares so much about us. God saved his life for this. For us.

Scottish.fungi with a time lapse of mycena mushroom growth: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/oddlysatis...

Trump has done a lot of things to make him my mortal and professional enemy, but interrupting a Nuggets playoff game is a new frontier of hatred.

Dog having the Time of his Life 😃

Live look at Jaden McDaniels before leaving his house to the arena.

@normcharlatan.bsky.social Jaden McDaniels is a gigantic pussy

Oneil Cruz bounced a homer off the top of the fair pole

This smart dog knows about politics, he literally gives a shit.😆😆

😱WOW🤯wow😒Wow🤪wow! 😳WOW🫣Wow🙄wow🤮Wow

Did you guys know that the guy who led the NBA in assists per game this year also led the NBA in rebounds per game. think about that for a second. also he averaged 27 points a night on 57% shooting. No we don't give him any awards anymore because we all decided we're bored of that for some reason

Every once in a while, I like to watch this video clip of Joe Biden comforting a grieving Parkland family to remind myself what compassionate leadership looks like. This is the stuff I truly miss.

just guys bein' dudes

woke pope! newrepublic.com/post/208820/...

I talked to The Times for a little profile of yours truly. Check it out:

No they don't. They talk about it all the time on their social media.

@ellensartandpets.bsky.social People that post stupid takes like this and turn all of their comments off should be banned. The guy blew triple zeros. He will have his day in court.

Just a note of appreciation for Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson's fierce devotion to the rule of law.

At CPAC the Republican speaker asked if the audience wanted trump impeached. Everyone yelled YES. The speaker laughed and said No, that's the wrong answer then he asked again, do you want to see trump impeached and the audience yelled NO, NO. Which explains the accuracy of this meme.

The California Governor’s office jokingly tweeted at Kalshi and Polymarket, asking about the odds of Newsom banning California officials from betting on predictive markets.

I was just helping my kid with their high school Gov homework, and was astonished to learn the United States has a Congress.

SCHLAPP: Who wants to see impeachment hearings? CPAC CROWD: *cheers* SCHLAPP: No. That was the wrong answer.

That did not go as planned 😭

The #bicyclist community on #Bluesky is something else. They get soooo angry if you disagree that bikes shouldn’t rule the earth

This is Cannoli. He shows up in almost every Facebook Marketplace ad placed by his human. He often overshadows the items for sale, some of which are cut off entirely. He seems mostly on board with modeling, but we're curious about his grudge against the pancake griddle. 13/10 (FB: Cassy Day)

again I point out how strange it is that high-level diplomatic negotiations of war and peace are being conducted by freelancers Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner, both of whom have egregious conflicts of interest, and not the actual secretary of state

There is soooo much whining and complaining on #Bluesky

MAHAposital youtu.be/FUBVuvstPCs?...

I guess so!

This is the guy who likes to downplay non-fatal injuries suffered by US service members in combat.

I love playoff baseball in March.

#Bluesky is going to be unbearable with the “gas prices” schtick

Free and fair elections are the cornerstone of our democracy. But right now, they’re under attack. Several Republican-controlled states have redrawn their congressional maps to give themselves an unfair advantage in the midterm elections.

NEW: Governor Jared Polis (D) tells me Tina Peters would have to show appropriate contrition for her crimes to receive clemency. Polis is clearly leaning strongly toward it. Our conversation tonight on @nexton9news.bsky.social at 6pm on 9NEWS/streaming on 9NEWS+.

Moskowitz: I want to end on a happy note. I got you a new Coast Guard blankie, the one you lost.

"It is fraud" -- Neguse nails Kristi Noem for lying during her testimony yesterday when she told the Senate that DHS's $220m ad campaign starring her "went out to a competitive bid" (it did not), and tells her "I think there's gonna be accountability" (1/2)

Gov Jared Polis (D) describes himself as a libertarian. Here, an actual libertarian (and friend of the Gov) Ross Kaminsky of @koacolorado.bsky.social offers a rebuttal to Polis' latest justification of potential clemency for Tina Peters.

NEW: Colorado Secretary of State Jena Griswold (D) says Tina Peters "should get no special treatment" from Governor Jared Polis (D), calling Polis' statement hinting at clemency for Peters "shocking and worrisome." Griswold statement below.

Broncos are "poised to make a splash" at RB next week, per @jjones9.bsky.social.

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Anyone saying Iran is a bunch of "crazed religious fanatics" should give Pete Hegseth a quick listen.

WELCH: Mr. Yoho is also the husband of your former spokesperson, Tricia McLaughlin? NOEM: Yes WELCH: So your former assistant and her husband are the ones that got the DHS no bid contract for $143m. Any dispute about that? NOEM: No.

Breaking News

Send ICE agents to Iran. They already have the outfits.

The NFL Combine is over so here's your reel of Rich Eisen getting smoked in the 40 by various athletes