Wow, didn’t think sliding into someone’s DMs on TikTok would have worked. Now we’re been chatting nonstop for 4 days. But it’s the tale as old as time, he’s 1,221 miles away. 😐

*sigh*

Is anyone looking for a cub or houseboy? Open to single dads or couples. Please take care of me and give me money, I’m over it at this point 😂 Can cook, clean, and give sass.

If you see this, reskeet with a random picture of a celebrity from your phone

So @chonkclub.bsky.social is now available for parrots.

Nothing makes you feel uglier when you post a belly pic and get three likes. Thanks Wbear.

I have a legitimate crush on this guy on TikTok and I don’t know what to dooooooo 😅🥹😭😭😭😭😭😭 he's so adorable 🫠

Especially loving BlueSky today for not seeing any of the “pray for him and his family” bullshit.

LOL me 100% 😋

Damn, didn’t think posting a nude would make me lose followers

I wish you would shoot your shot in my dms rather than constantly liking/viewing my profile. I swear I’m approachable and good conversation 🥹

I know yall don’t care, but yall should use okra more in home cooking.

What perfect album came out when you were 16? There’s no other answer.

Yesss uquiz.com/quiz/64v0cF/...

Can someone bring me food? I’ll make out with you.

Why is everyone so depressed that summer is almost done when they did nothing but bitch about how fucking hot it was and how they couldn't do anything outside because of it????

Can someone explain Chonk club to me and why we have to dm for a code and is anybody on this thing?

as an empath, I encourage you to be as horny as possible around me

Felt cute might delete

Why not!! Rate how you like it (0-10) Kissing: 11 Nipple play: 5 Sucking: 9 Being Sucked: 10 Rimming: 6 Being Rimmed: 8 Fingering: 8 Being Fingered: 4 Toys: 10 BDSM: 3 Piss Play: 0 Dirty Talk: 5 Fisting: 6 Being Fisted: 🤷‍♂️ Topping: 10 Bottoming: 6 Stroking: 5 Pit Play: 3 69: 8

Abolish golf courses

It’s insane looking back on memories with an ex and wondering why yall didn’t work out. Like, you love this person. You understand this person. And yet, you realize you know almost nothing about, this person. And you contemplate.

ok I’m going to brave…who’s ethnol crain?

Post a random picture or everything will go bad in August

In a world full of “⬇️ for compatibility” be a ↕️↔️

Or not, damn 🥹

I got a Switch 2 today 🥹 retail therapy does work 😮‍💨

Anyone in the dfw area wanna hang out? Looking to make new friends 🐳🐻💅

What do you call someone who pushes you to be better, takes you to the gym to get you healthier and bigger, trains your hole, and then cuddles you? I need this position filled.

Weighed myself and realized I gained 25lbs this past month. Time to cut 😭

Why not?! 🥹

Aaaand I’m single. Don’t forget yourself in a relationship. Your partner should fill your bucket just as you fill theirs. Don’t forget your value, boys.

post a picture YOU took. just a pic. no description.

Anyone from Charleston? Or know anything about the gay scene there? I might be getting an offer to move there for a job but know nothing about that city.

“You Do Not Know How Longingly I Look Upon You” Work by Jonah Samson. CLAMP gallery.

Okay, finally finished this 🫦

hot take, but guys who act like having sex or being hot is their entire personality are a huge turn off. I’m trying to form bonds and make horny buddies, not join your fan club.

I am once again asking someone to mentor my at the gym. Please help, need to be meatier.

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isnt a selfie.

Show your age! What was the number one the day you turned 18? “What’s My Name?” – Rihanna featuring Drake

The boyf and I will be in nyc next week. Taking any recommendations, I’ve never been before 👉👈

I'm not into gainer culture, but I do enjoy the thiccening

The boyf and I will be in nyc next week. Taking any recommendations, I’ve never been before 👉👈

Guys, please for the love of god, iron or steam your shirts before wears. Especially if they’re brand new and got those folding lines. Please.