Oldest selfie in your phone. (2008) I was baby.

The bane of my existence is the pushy, liberal white mother who thinks her child’s needs are more important than anyone else’s and that her daytime tv expertise is gospel.

Just white meat, gravy, sweet potatoes, collard greens, Mac n cheese, pecan pie, Hawaiian rolls

Fries and soda. So many better ways to prepare potatoes.

Sandpoint, Idaho is utterly charming, and this new leather scally cap is my whole winter personality now.

Diane Keaton dying on National Coming Out Day seems rather homophobic. Farewell, Icon. 😪

Why, yes I am a Booner with VIP access tonight. What of it, bro?

I’ve lost 75 pounds since last November. In the past, when I’ve lost a lot of weight, I’ve put away all of my bigger clothes in storage “just in case” I gained it back. That also then became a self-fulfilling prophecy. 1/2

Drop some BONES!

This is the third gay I’ve had to unfollow in a week because when they posted whining for more followers, I went and checked and found they weren’t actually following me anyway. Ugh. Collectors with main character syndrome.

How I take criticism

I’m so glad they’re letting me join them this year! I was too ugly for them last year. High standards, y’all.

I highly recommend falling in love all over again with the one you love, and as much as possible. It never gets old. ❤️❤️❤️

Reskeet your male athlete crush. Easy. Julio Rodriguez. I get so weak in the knees every time I see him.

I’m keeping my back to the wall and my eyes on everyone today. You’re not taking me down!

I never hear anyone speak of this crazy show that lasted for a single season.

Reskeet with a pic of you inside a Disney theme park

Legally: George’s in Baton Rouge. Previously, there were a couple of New Orleans gay bars I won’t implicate that supported my youthful curiosity.

If you can get through Season 1, Episode 8 of The Pitt without crying, you’re a goddamn monster.

46 and I make noise just getting up from the couch, between my joints cracking and my involuntary grunting.

At the Art Institute of Chicago yesterday, I learned that drag WAS a contact sport in the High Middle Ages.

You’ve been murdered. Who do you want on your case? Go find that motherfucker and get him on your table.

Ugh, had to delete my last post because it was reposted by a bot and every other bot was liking and commenting on it. Has it come to this? The skies are no longer blue.

Look, I don’t know much about football, but I sure would like to meet him at the line of scrimmage. (see the alt text if you need some clarity)

My best friend growing up was really annoying, but, man, I pretty much lived at his house. Even his dad didn’t like to spend time with him. I still wonder to this day why I spent all my time there. 🤔

Reskeet a pic of you during golden hour. I couldn’t choose. They were taken on the same road trip two days apart.

Pardon me, but I’m going to go melt into the couch touching myself in a trance listening to the new FKA Twigs album.

Ok, I really wanted to see Adam, but goddamnit I WILL be seated for Orville. Need to plan that trip now! www.hollywoodreporter.com/lifestyle/ar...

Who is your celebrity "Birthday Twin" (born the same day as you)? Answer with pic or gif only.

Oldest selfie in my phone. 2005 - shaved the beard and thinned the mustache. Then took a selfie, added some Gaussian blur, and stripped the color to make a quick, last-minute headshot for a play that took place in the 40s. I think I did pretty well. Got the part too!

The Brutalist. When I ask if you want to go to Pound Town, I really mean it.

Describe your in-person social skills with a GIF.

I will be sat for anything starring Jonathan Bailey. He’s fast box office gold at this point.

At this point, if you’re still using Meta for anything, you are choosing convenience and popularity over human decency, and that says a lot about you, really. I hope it’s worth it, especially as your marginalized friends and family suffer.

Post someone wearing a crown

Just did a 2024 federal tax estimate, and, whew, I am about to come into a little bit of money! What should I do with my expected $3 refund?

I guess all I need is a son at this point to complete the transformation.

Post your favorite selfie of 2024! On the adults only deck of the cruise ship headed to the Dominican Republic. Already a bit travel weary but looking content and a maybe a little bit lit after a couple of lychee martinis.

I feel like at this point I’m blocking more people than I’m following. These are growing pains for sure.

I just can’t sleep wearing clothes, not even underwear. It all has to come off. Can you forgive me?

The day has finally come. I’ve only been working on this for like the last 20 years, but I have finally achieved a perfect credit score. Yes, you can touch me.

There, fixed it. That’s all I saw when I first read it anyway.

Post a photo of you in water. Also @smoothheaded.bsky.social

The Gay | His Pop Diva

No, and I still often struggle to see it at 45.

If you see this, post a dog! Pepper wants to wish you a Merry Christmas. Yes, it’s early, but are you going to deny her?