Just heard Justin: “no like Dr. Phil: I’m going to kill you”

The prophets are way too classist and intellectual hedonists to have been ok with replacing the elites with brutes in Halo. You know Truth regretted his decision as soon as he had to converse with brute generals.

Seems like you enjoyed it in the moment though

Fairly hungover but you know, hotel lighting

Laughing at 2019 me who thought, “Oh is Rupaul gonna walk in a different dress every episode?”

I want my husband to get a graduate degree just so we can have a celebration

A very fun romp around!

I get to start Metroid Prime 4 today!!!

Kenya Pleaser for president

Corona margarita is the most beautiful creation on this earth.

You know what’s weird? I’ve heard our ambassador to Iceland auction off cattle in my hometown. God what a joke we are.

💙🤍💙

Love when the edible hits right when watching the new snatch game episode

*checks syllabus for the topic I’m teaching this Friday* Oh it includes ICE

I wanna send this to my Taiwanese friend, Peter, at midnight tonight. It’s too perfect

He will die in 38 days

Happy love day to this cutie

Today my class finished a gut wrenching documentary on harassment experienced by women in STEM. just learned today is Women in STEM Day

My mother unprompted: you just KNOW Bad Bunny’s parents raised him right

Told Justin about all the insane ice breakers with strangers I had to do at the conference this morning. His poor introverted heart was panicking at the thought! 🥺

Conference with my students 😊😊

New Carly, MUNA, and Bleachers this year

If someone told me I have "youth pastor vibes" I would reevaluate everything about my life.

Peak escapism

I got carried away and started telling my class of 47 students about my psilocybin experiences. Oh well life is meaningless

There is too fucking much going on today. WHAT THE FUCK

Vast majority of my students had no idea who she was.

My job can be exhausting, but tomorrow my students are seeing how well our new drugs killed cancer cells, I’m giving a lecture on hallucinogens, and we are discussing identity and representation in the movie Gattaca so at least it’ll be an interesting Friday

Medium high. Would love an M and M blizzard and to watch Over the Hedge

Caleb Hearon is out of everyone’s league

At the point of the edible where I can’t tell which reels are hilarious and which are chopped, so I just send them all to Justin for him to decide

Thinking about my 8th grade social studies teacher who half joked half bragged about one day knowing everything about the JFK assassination cause she would learn in heaven. And she meant it

It’s been 10 years since Anti 😞 I’m gonna be sick

NEW DRAG LORE ENTRY TODAY FOLX

Vita VonTesse Starr is giving mega Chandelure Z

This cosmopolitan and edible taste like contemplating saying fuck it and moving to Amsterdam together

Is this ok for my Linkedin before I delete it

Important textbook figure

Tonight’s windchill is -24. Mmmkay yay

Sunday ✨

Sigh. Sure see the 10 year

I was too obnoxious as a child to be considered precocious. Now I’m a chopped adult and an unc. Chunc

You know this dummy lays PIPE

Did I ever tell you kids about the time the president flipped me off in the factory? Of course this was back when America made cars. The year was twenty dickety six…

Did you know Pinot Grigio is Italian for water? So cool how there’s no calories or alcohol because it’s water 🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹

Started Hidden Figures with my class today and I did NOT cry so that was my win for the day

Dangerous accusations. The nerve. Can’t believe she said that

Some estimates say the world will run out of oil by the time I’m 80. That’s gonna be such a gag right as I’m dying.