Cut to me at the concert after two $15 drinks crying at the cheesiest things could Gaga could say.

Abracadabra into Judas into Scheiße

Do the other reindeer have lore?

Is this the only toilet in all of pokemon media?

Just had a horrible thought. What if Judy’s pancakes are bad?! I’m gonna be sick

Just had burnt caramel ice cream that Justin surprised with me, and let me tell you, they both FUCK

Pronouncing twinks like dwinks

Pretty psyched that I got a drug recovery expert to give guest lectures and teach a naloxone admin workshop in my class next term! Gonna be sick

You ever notice how straight guys never post their Spotify wrapped? Probs terrified the top artists and songs aren’t masculine enough

Me to a class of 52 yesterday: “do you all know what a duck penis looks like?”

There’s not a single frame of Pikachu in the OG anime that I don’t adore. That’s STAR quality right there!

Just learned Kate McKinnon is also a mega dork for countries and capitals. Bestieeee

5 min into Canada Drag Race and it’s already better than all of UK7

Would anyone believe I ran from cops in my youth? Damn I don’t think I’ve ever admitted that on socials. Feels freeing!

Caramel and fall spice/cinnamon are two distinct different flavors but they’re like sisters you know?

I remembered I have Ben and Jerry’s and almost cried

High on the couch

Gonna open a Zelda-themed brewery. Beers of the Kingdom

Terrible old people always die in threes. Who is going to be our third one this week? www.nytimes.com/2025/11/07/s...

Finally starting!

Mood

When will you return? It’s been far too long and I miss you now

She’s beautiful

How about fewer super bases and super bowls and more superb asses and superb owls?

Now for some Tracy Chapman

Hi and enjoying the mulan soundtrack with a bubble bath >>

The part of the edible experience that makes me go like this

Honestly let’s replace Jimmy Fallon with Caleb Hearon

Former student god I love my job

I could go for Mulan right now

MFW we get the margaritas to go

Fire is so fun

Wanna open a gay bar called Cuntê. We serve here

I’m not hungry but the delta 9 is making me want a cheeseburger, fries, and a chocolate shake.

Did you hear about the live band and the squirting on drag race tonight?!

Nothing beats getting a massage from my precious, precious husband while I’m mildly high

Have I posted about how I find season 1 Full House Bob Saget attractive yet?

Mom

Especially loving BlueSky today for not seeing any of the “pray for him and his family” bullshit.

You know you’re in the WRONG when even Willam is taking the high road talking about you

New drag name: Phyllis Pickle

Amongst the rapids 🥰

I hope my future retirement home has an N64

The Bodies music video by MUNA just hit me with the force of a 1000 weighted blankets

Imagine being able to have your caffeinated beverage of choice at night? I’d be unstoppable

Had a lovely pre-semester party with my colleagues. Unfortunately I had two back-to-back conversations where I made small talk asking “how is your partner doing” and got hit with that BOTH colleagues are divorcing their respective spouses

Mandatory viewing of the >100 reels I sent over the day