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someone transported here from 1995 with a layman's understanding of the Republican Party - "they like low taxes for the rich and aggressive use of the military" - would be more correct in their assessment of the party than many ostensibly savvy pundits working right now

started playing resi evil 9 last night

Militant Mary — Elizabeth Kirkman Fitzhugh, 1914

This is why I think it’s fine to criticize Trump for dodging the draft, even though I’m pro draft dodging otherwise. Pussying out of what you later go on to inflict on others is reprehensible.

❤️Tamaiba!💛 #aitsf #aini

I don't believe that the Rapture occurred last year and that we're now all living through the prophesied years of tribulations, but my conviction gets weaker with every airing of that 'See the USA in your Chevrolet' commercial.

Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.

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what if gecqua was gecko sized???? 💧 #pokemon #pokemonwindsandwaves #art

patreon update where her honkers are actually so big the censor looked ridiculous so i just cropped it www.patreon.com/posts/tied-u...

Underrated just how much the US and Israel have been desecrating the very idea of diplomatic engagement by doing these obvious bait and switches. This is the third time now that negotiations were used as cover to prepare for a war already decided. The lesson is to never speak to the US.

i put lyse in short hair and felt the presence of divine queer providence

I think the internet has pushed us as a whole to conflate spreading around horrible demoralizing stuff as necessary and important activism but it really does not help anyone besides maybe the people enacting the horrible shit

Idk man. Im currently unemployed but even when I *was* working it felt like there just wasnt a point to it all because even selling away 70% of your waking hours doesnt give you enough money to actually have nice things and enjoy that last 30%. Its insane to me that we all treat that as normal.

if you are (correctly) outraged, now is a good time to help other people who are victims of our foreign policy. Hammam and Abood need help. Have needed help for a long time.

Family was asking about my trip and was shocked when my response to "I bet you were glad to be home afterwards" was "No actually it made me somehow hate our country even more"

Your energy bills cost more because of AI Your PC parts cost more because of AI Your job pays less because of AI You're less informed, less skilled, and poorer because of AI And NONE of it will ever benefit you worth an actual dime.

If you've grown up having to deal with the weirdest and most unsettling of church goers (often white and republican, lets not mince words) you know how true this is. Christian Nationalism is just that mind bending and dangerous. Its basically no different from a turbo cult but now they have power

I want to write music and hang out with people and travel the world and not have to worry about my basic needs being met and to live in a world where nobody purposely tries to hurt anyone else, and I also want that for every other person on earth, and there’s no real reason why we can’t have that

Them giving Mega Delphox Levitate is so genuinely interesting. On one hand, its a strong fast psychic special attacker that can't take advantage of psychic terrain. Which is the Main Thing they do these days. On the other hand, its a strong fast fire mon immune to ground. Which is really solid.

It feels really weird seeing people give marathon a second chance after the whole "they shoplifted the entire aesthetic off of a specific artist" debacle. That's a permanent nonstarter for me

I thought this was a fake product made as a joke but no it somehow is a real children's toy im going insane www.amazon.com/OCATO-Crawli...

"we translated segagaga via chatgpt" has to be one of the largest cases of "completely and utterly failed to understand the meaning and message of the source material", which. yeah i guess that makes sense.

i love that post so much i have it saved on my phone, rompopolo is such a creature. beloved balloon animal with swords for arms

Reiterating here. I got an email notification that one of my subscribestar artists made a post, but when I went to look, I couldn't access the post with the comment "continue your subscription" And then discovered that my payment info had been purged.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

hey guys. tracey & ennis suffered a horrific experience last night and lost /everything/ in an instant. i implore people - please help get the message out for their need. contribute if you can, even a few dollars. they need community more than ever. thank you. love you all. gofund.me/cb718263b

hey we're doing an operation called Based Epic Chad. lol. everybody will think this is awesome. we will never end up like Mussolini

Get my man some Icy-Hot #Pokemon30

getting fire/fighting jokes about the fire starter when the last one of those was in Gen 5 (15 years ago)...

Dissidia Gaia 🖤 #FFXIV #FFXIVART

Please enjoy this photo of the Horace and Jasper bodypillows my aunt crafted for me when I was 5 years old and brain-meltingly obsessed with 101 Dalmatians.

if I had a car I'd crash it into a river

Pokemon ladies for #PokemonDay

WiWa!! #PokemonWindsWaves

#ポケモン #pokemon

It's an instant BLOCK the moment someone comes into my replies and says, "But, actually porn does x, y, or z thing to our brains" when a lot of that science (from my understanding) is getting debunked. Now is not the time to split hairs. Defend porn or get out.

Bootleg fate gilgamesh down I do not like this fight

In my utopian vision of the future, instead of offloading all the pointless, annoying work tasks (like reports that none one will read and needlessly opaque forms) to robots, we restructure work and society so that the pointless tasks don't happen at all.

this is my son chudbert, he has suffered multiple car accidents as a kid, he has glass bones and paper skin, he had to have his heart replaced, and he's only 4 years old. and he's green.

#sdm3_art #Pokemon #Pokemon30

and this is why it is so beyond important that we do not take that fucking bait. do not, ever, ever ever go in on this. This business model cannot be rewarded. Do not ever do remote computing. I'm so serious. Do not do it! use a fucking potato computer if you have to! DON'T REMOTE COMPUTE EVER

Kitt Pokemon ❤️

more wuksphene #ffxiv