Me 🤝 the data on this episode of Skinwalker Ranch Not dateable

The Nashville Kats and the Albany Firebirds are putting on a BANGER right now

Weekend Walk-off! #BravesCountry

OZZIE ALBIES

Completely forgot Rowdy Téllez was on the Braves roster until now and I got giddy when I saw this large man on my tv screen

Ivory Coast. My beloved elephants. What was that?!

Turn on the Braves game and an instant Ozzie Albies homer. I am this team’s good luck charm

*with sound effects*

HYDRATION BREAK

Holy cow what a catch UNC

All Sweden does is play 5-1 games.

In this house we still never forgive UNC for beating UC Irvine in the 2006 CWS

I love this kid vomiting up FIFA

Who among us hasn't wanted to give it all up for a Latina baddie?

If GWU beats UConn on their floor, I will ascend to the highest plane possible

[with tears in my eyes] dudes rock

Turkey had 62 shots and didn’t score last night? Is this a soccer team or me in college?

noticing a lot of people forgot what our greatest modern philosopher said about patriotism

Found out that every team in the CPL gets Tuesdays off now. That’s not right. You’re supposed to try to fit 54 games into about 64 days and have half of those get rained out and turn into doubleheaders. What happened to the game I love?

First time back since being an intern *checks notes* NINE YEARS AGO?! Oof I’m old

Rebecca: "Chaps, Alexi left us" Zlatan: "Who? Rebecca: "Alexi will be back, Alexi will be back with us very soon" Thierry: "Your plan worked, Rebecca" Rebecca: "Don't you bring me into this, no chance" Zlatan: "America, you're welcome" lmaooooooooooooooooo

Love VAR. always have

OFFSIDES ISN’T REAL USA BABYYYYY

pausa de hidratación

KANGAROOS AREN’T EVEN REAL 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

I’ve been reading up about all of the algae and green build-up in D.C. and it’s led me to do some reflecting of my own.

when you and your boys are out sailing and see that the Isle of Lindisfarne is guarded solely by women and priests

Saw a Krispy Kreme truck in the parking lot of the gym. Temptation is real friends

love it

Wanted to prove to myself that, despite my self sabotage, I could still run a mile in less than 15 minutes and ya boy did it. He almost died, but he did it.

Is this a safe space? Sickos Committee has run the hydration break joke into the ground in just one week

If Rory wins the US Open this shot will be in the commercial for the tee alone

dawg they got the scots out here eating hot chicken

Death to the Dan LeBatard Show All hail Stugotz and Company

Made the same bet with Czechia and South Africa and I need the boys to lock in

He grew up right in front of our eyes. 🥹

Figured this was coming soon. RIP to the Big South in football

If Waffle House doesn’t make this their new slogan, then capitalism has failed

How your email finds me

me watching dredd (2012) the first time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the second time: this is awesome me watching dredd (2012) the third time: this is awesome

Decided to rewatch Sons of Anarchy and man this show was so good

YOU’RE NOT GHANA KEEP THEM OFF THE SCORE SHEET TONIGHT

I have had a lot of tough family stuff come up this week so I am very tired and want to lay in bed in the dark for a bit but the sun doesn’t set until 9:00 PM so we’re just sitting here watching YouTube videos

The Braves might be poop again. Pain

Imagine not having three points. Unfathomable

2 months of silence just to drop this banger is impeccable

Absolute scenes at the fan park in Lisbon when they equalised

Road Dogg vs Tommy Dreamer booking debate

Messi scoring three goals in an easy-peasy World Cup win Messi after once again being held scoreless by the New England Revolution tells you everything you need to know about MLS, the greatest league on earth