Kristen Synema being sued for screwing her bodyguard

I’m personally not as grumpy about this as everybody else. They didn’t win the cup obviously but I actually think the last retool / letter incident worked out pretty decently

Saying this while the chyron says “attack on Iran may be imminent” is just *chefs kiss*

The Hitler who groomed/raped his underage niece who then killed herself in his apartment? That same Hitler? Hitler apologia on the timeline? For real? In 2026?

i think powell's response here is a demonstration of the folly of the idea that democratic accountability requires presidential control. what if the president is not acting in the public interest? you want independent agencies to be able to push back and pursue their *congressional mandate*

Can someone please let me know how I, a grown adult with a career and a house and a partner that I love and live with, am supposed to move on from heated rivalry??

Quick question is it good when your oldest friend says they’re preparing to fight you

Knoxville, Tennessee (not my photo)

"The death of truth is the ultimate victory of evil. When truth leaves us, when we let it slip away, when it is ripped from our hands, we become vulnerable to the appetite of whatever monster screams the loudest." Just thinking of Mon Mothma's speech, one of my favourite Star Wars characters.

No I said don’t tread on *me*. You can get treaded on.

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

This is the kind of thing that the Founders explicitly designed our constitution to prevent; a president who has seized wealth for his own benefit without any intervention from Congress, which in our system is supposed to be the holder of the power of the purse.

It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.

While the Senate is asking Trump why they started a war to kidnap a foreign leader perhaps they might also ask why Trump freed a former foreign leader convicted of the same kind of crimes.

Really cool to wake up and see the peace President is at it again

New York Rangers baby! Weirdest team ever

Trump’s retreat from the world stage means you now need nukes if you want to stay safe from global predators.

Famously, everybody loves their car insurance and thinks that is a perfect system functioning well

Remember when Qatar hosted World Cup and everyone was told to be respectful of local customs and culture? Let’s hear that same energy about Seattle culture.

If somebody at work talked about a colleague like this they would get fired

Jake Tapper would’ve had a mental health episode if Joe Biden said “I don’t know anything about him” WRT someone he pardoned

Biden never slept through meetings but Jake Tapper wrote a whole book about how he was too old.

*youth pastor voice* Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities

it would be amazing to brag that the president of the united states made it through a three hour meeting even if there weren’t widely circulated video of him sleeping through a lot of it

Democratic Leader Hakeem Jeffries: “Strong floor, no ceiling” Colombian President Gustavo Petro: “A clan of pedophiles wants to destroy our democracy.”

Baby bonds are actually a good idea but they should be funded through taxation not random billionaires donating once in a while

Michelle Obama on a beach in Hawaii somewhere

I like this song because I’m normal but everyone who makes hating it their personality is especially funny

It’s so funny the Oilers continue to employ Skinner

And for that half a percentage point you get … bad public schools, bad public transit, bad public healthcare etc etc

Order is restored Carney should’ve triggered an election

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MAGA: Trump is going to strip Mamdani of his citizenship! Trump: I’d like to see Mamdani strip

DOD contractors “mistakenly” landed on a Mexican beach, declared it US property and planted “restricted area” DOD signs, triggering a tense confrontation with armed Mexican forces. Mexico removed the signs, insisting the area is theirs. Yet another example of total incompetence.

This is conspiracy theory stuff. China doesn’t need to spy on baby monitors to know what Americans are doing. They can just open Instagram, Facebook, TikTok, or one of the many apps that Americans use to share the kind of information that two generations ago couldn’t be waterboarded out of them.

mr president sir theres a story coming about how you intervened to help a sex criminal. no sir, not that sex criminal you helped….no not that one either…sir, please stop guessing sex criminals that you helped. ill give you a hint sir, hes a trafficker. no sir, not that trafficker a different one

Love 2 go to the doctor and not know what body part they’re analyzing

This number is completely made up. There are not 30 million undocumented immigrants. The most recent estimates are around 14 million, of which roughly 8 million people have been here for over a decade. Vance is not a fool. He knows this. DHS produces official estimates. They don’t say 30 million.

Nothing matters anymore but I don’t actually want to co-sign a loan for Argentina

lol, ok @apnews.com

Merrick Garland you fuckass bitch what were you even doing for four years

To recap: Jeffrey Epstein offered a NY Times reporter photos taken in Epstein's kitchen of Donald Trump and girls in bikinis *and* implored the NYT reporter to put this information in the public discourse in 2015 What did the NY Times editors know about this offer?

It all would have been much easier if, as would have happened if we were remotely a serious country, it all ended with the Access Hollywood interview.

Jeffrey Epstein said in emails that he had been advising the russian government on how to deal with Donald Trump, one of several cases in which he wielded his connections to try to influence the course of foreign affairs. Emaili dates a week before Helsinki summit

Jeffrey Epstein every time he sent an email.

epstein in dozens of pieces of written documentation: the presidential candidate my best friend loves coming over to my house for the young girls i rent reporters: we are getting closer to busting this thing wide open

And what was Jeffrey Epstein's profession? AND WHAT WAS JEFFREY EPSTEIN'S PROFESSION KAROLINE??