I live in the best city in the worst province in the most mid country in the whole world

message to Price is Right: “full service spa” ain’t what you think it is

my goal in life is to have my own religion

walked into 7-11 while a dude was walking out: “nice tattoo” uhhhh… which one lol 🤪

happy father’s day to the butch & femme cat dads out there

Happy Father’s Day to the single moms in 2 parent households

GIVE ME A FUCKING BREAK

cup a soup to the IBS rescue

fuck Tom Felton & his support for the transphobe

asking for another very similar friend…

being soft, vulnerable, and kind is punk as fuck

"To accommodate these students, administration said the school’s library, music room and wellness centre will all be converted into classroom space." This is why teachers voted to strike. And why we should all support them. #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli www.ctvnews.ca/calgary/arti...

thinkin of this tweet for no particular reason

IF THE SITUATION WAS HOPELESS THEIR PROPAGANDA WOULD BE UNNECESSARY

I want to kiss him on the mouth I’m so happy

PERRRRYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

who needs a labubu when you have 2 laboobies

I need to know ASAP if Skinner puts that moustache to good use

STUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

kindly asking my migraine disorder to fuck right off

go go gadget extra strength advil liquid gels

I only knew her for an hour while we scrambled to find her family but I love Bailey so much 🥹

I want to be the next girl to flash the entire arena during an NHL game - who is buying me a Stanley Cup Final ticket to make this happen?

free foot pic so you can admire my new toe rings you’re welcome

absolutely tired of hearing people (and journalists) talk about a “potential” recession in Canada. like, have you tried to buy a handful groceries lately?!

every day 🥰

happy hump day internet

fatties are baddies

aggressively feral summer

panties only sleep season

have you 🫵🏼 tipped a sex worker today?? 🤨

This survey is for anyone 16+ years of age, living with #LongCOVID (or who identifies as having Long COVID), and is based in Canada: www.surveymonkey.ca/r/2ZW2NHV?mc...

this summer’s hottest accessory is a collared & leashed babe

Ban conservatives, not books.

this season's hottest accessory is someone's else's teeth on your neckline

“explicit sexual content” my ass! every teacher I know has to follow such tight guidelines around what is appropriate for students that they are OVERLY cautious, imo. this is just a cover for removing 2SLGBTQ+ content & anything relating to bodily autonomy from schools. aka - FASCISM!

guilty af for following the hottest & coolest queers on every platform I possibly can

there is a food vending machine for cats in Turkey, the seagulls meow pretending to be cats

Bike lanes on every street and gardens on every parking garage, let’s hippie the fuck outta this sports town. www.ctvnews.ca/edmonton/art...

how many selfies are too many selfies* *asking for my camera roll

I’ll take plain for 1000, please

everybody in the club getting clitsy

fact check: it was, in fact, delicious

Not even a question.

zero chill to the grave

this is a PSA for all men to stop calling me pretty & to call me hot instead tysm

Make Politicians Scared of Constituents Again

🎶 I whip my tits back & forth 🎵

"I asked ChatGPT-" STFU.