Kristina 🎀
@zerochilllll.bsky.social
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happily loud, FAT, & queer 🤗 [she/they] Edmonton, Alberta, Canada📍
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this bimbo denounces fascism
2 months ago
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if you’re in Canada and want a holiday card, dm me your FULL mailing address and I’ll send it off this week! snail mail forever 💌
4 days ago
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I WON A GAME IM FAMOUS NOW
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7 days ago
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had a revelation that I hesitate going down stairs not because of my arthritic knees, but because my tits are so huge that I cannot see where I’m stepping next hashtag bigtitproblems
10 days ago
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nothing can make me tear up so quickly than any of Bon Iver’s music
10 days ago
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my anxiety has me on track to grind my teeth down to the gums
10 days ago
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shotgun
10 days ago
we need to stop kowtowing to dani smith and her fuckin deplorables we don’t need another goddamned pipeline
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how does one get to a point where they let themselves burp out loud REPEATEDLY at work? 🤔
11 days ago
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my 93 yr old Serbian Baba bounced a ball for the first time last month in physio 🥹😭
12 days ago
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playing the “is it an allergic reaction or is it just hot in here?” game again
12 days ago
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hear me out: put some Lays salt n vinegar chips in your mouth and then drink some Coke/pepsi slurpee while you’re chewing. game CHANGER.
12 days ago
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why are you making your pet carry large & heavy tags on their collars?! do you wanna wear a big, heavy necklace 24/7? I think not. forever outraged about this.
14 days ago
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new night, new score tracker. quiplashed already on my first answer, 2 minutes in 😒
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14 days ago
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how many times do you think a person can get quiplashed while playing Quiplash? no need to wonder! I’m at 5 so far within 45 minutes 🤗
21 days ago
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"There is nothing sexier than smoke billowing proudly out of a woman's hot, red, engorged nostrils" y’all really gotta start watching older movies
21 days ago
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5 whole years w/
@shotgun.bsky.social
🥹 our love story is wild & our relationship has been wild which is fitting because we are both wild in our own ways. love you forever + a day, babe. happy anniversary 🩷
22 days ago
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Die Hard is as much of a Christmas movie as Home Alone is
23 days ago
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How I Met Your Milf
24 days ago
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holding a baby possum would heal me
24 days ago
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e.w. niedermeyer
24 days ago
they should invent a thought that's not intrusive
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I farted directly into my cat’s face 😬😅
24 days ago
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mcdavid’s back, back again.
25 days ago
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Julie S. Lalonde
25 days ago
Honour the veterans and punch a fascist!
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Skinner is a gentle giant, a mega babe, and can do no wrong - thanks for asking!
28 days ago
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me flirting
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28 days ago
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haven’t had such restless legs in YEARS (which I experienced A LOT as a kid) and I hate it!!!!
29 days ago
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alice, #1 Gavin Newsom Hater
6 months ago
no i will not "ask chat gpt" i will be scrolling Wikipedia with whimsical abandon like god intended
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The Rescuers is the best animated movie of all time - change my mind
about 1 month ago
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large bowls of corn flakes do NOT like to see me coming
about 1 month ago
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gagged so hard while whitening my teeth that I cracked my back in 3 spots
about 1 month ago
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A film you’ve seen more than 7 times with a gif
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about 1 month ago
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my long-time boyfriend, Alexander James “AJ” McLean, has solo work coming out & I might faint
about 1 month ago
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Simon
about 1 month ago
I've voted for Mamdani six times already this morning.
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Memento (merry) Morty 🌙
about 1 month ago
Yeah, I do have big naturals, but that's not the point
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cheering for Zohran Mamdani all the way from Edmonton, Alberta, Canada! don’t f*** this up, NYC!
about 1 month ago
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my hot take is that if you’re running for an elected position, you shouldn’t be able to vote bc it’s a conflict of interest since you’re biased and will obviously vote for yourself. it sounds silly but I honestly think they should just eliminate those ppl from the total # of eligible voters!
about 1 month ago
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what if they made a butt that didn’t fart
about 1 month ago
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hockey commentators are SO erotic
about 1 month ago
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I love 90s movies so much. the writing is 👌🏻 “maid by day” “he’s with a bimbo… make that a bimbette” “these women don’t have names, just telephone numbers” “unlike her chest, it looks real”
about 1 month ago
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maybe invest the $20k you’d spend on a robot who will do your chores for you on the salary of a house cleaner who won’t potentially rebel against you one day?
about 1 month ago
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I called my bestie “bite sized” because they are but a wee chocolate bar
about 1 month ago
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fed a hot dog
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about 1 month ago
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why does this coffee *pleasantly* taste like an ashtray…?
about 1 month ago
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maybe don’t let your large dog jump at a random person at the coffee shop and then say “hehe oops sorry”?
about 1 month ago
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shotgun
about 1 month ago
has the non-profit organization you work for or rely on for support had their budget slashed?? chances are YES, and guess what, that money is going into private pockets, friends of danielle what do we do? STRIKE
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Holly Jolly Hoye 🎄 🇨🇦
about 1 month ago
The UCP: the NotWorthStanding government.
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Ahhhhh
about 1 month ago
Can everyone get cool with communism really quickly
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sociologists should study the sheer number of times I’ve watched Miss Congeniality in the last 8 weeks
about 1 month ago
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baba has to turn her tv volume up to 89 to hear it but can always tell when I’m humming near her lol
about 2 months ago
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early days Backstreet Boys being played in the gym while Baba does physio is HITTIN’ hard
about 2 months ago
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