Approaching all of my colleagues in linguistics and explaining to them that the theory of universal grammar was actually introduced by Hatsune Miku

Anti-vaxxism is an ideology with maybe the dumbest combination of pointless and evil that has ever existed bsky.app/profile/nyti...

I got a work visa in mainland China a decade ago and it was, at most, a third as onerous as these demands.

git gud is a common gamer phrase. it means "become a good person."

It will be funny as hell watching Pete "marijuana will kill your kids" Ricketts keep up the toadying on this

Game Awards? What's next, award for slinky? Award for pogo stick? Get a life

Your annual reminder that you do not have to carry about awards season and you'll be much happier for doing so

Just had the ending of Stranger Things spoiled for me and it turns out it all took place inside the Mulholland Drive cube

so insanely fucking real for this

dancer in the dark

mcdonalds deleted their ai ad, bullying works

Crazy how much I loved Kill Bill back in the day and how I have pretty much no interest at all in going to see The Whole Bloody Affair

Every day I wake up and I'm like wuuuuggggfggfffghghhhhhhhhhhhfggfgfgfggdffffffffffffffggghhhhuuuuuuufffghhhffffffffgghhhgggffffffffffgffffffgghhhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuggghhhhhh

Movie you’ve watched more than six times, hard mode (no Star Wars or Trek, no Pixar, no LOTR, no Disney, no Marvel)

Pluribus answers an age old question: what if Shinji Ikari was a smug asshole

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

Been noticing a thing lately where if there's a TV running quietly in the background at a group function some dude will eventually turn it to a sports game without asking anyone

Every legal story now is either Ancient Circuit Judge Delivers Crystal Clear 100 Page Rebuke To Trumpist Overreach or In Unsigned Shadow Docket Decision, 6-3 Majority Declares Trump Can Hunt People For Sport

I think it's an extremely evil thing to do to ruin someone's livelihood because you want to become a wingnut welfare all star

every time I see a picture of Trump visibly decaying

a lotta yall still dont get it Broth holders can use multiple stock juices on a single broth so if you have 1 chicken carcass and 3 broth bases you can create 3 new broths

Concerned that the lasting impression my students this semester will have of me is "guy in a perpetual state of moderate disintegration"

Posting is the only skill that you catch like a disease

New at Burger King: the Unspeakable Meal, orderable via grim nod

My ongoing struggle is trying to impress onto the people around me that AI has unleashed a global crisis of ethics, and that if we cannot maintain our own standards of ethical behavior we are stripped of the ability to credibly hold governments, despots, corporations, and oligarchs to one either

Just read something so astonishingly stupid that I'm actually angry about it

When I was in high school I knew a guy who wanted to be a cop because he "wanted to pack heat/open carry legally" and that struck me as a childish, antisocial attitude even for a teenager to possess. Anyway I'm pretty sure that's the same type of guy Pete Hegseth remains to this day

Keep in mind that white American males shot and killed countless Americans including many children, and no one ever did a thing but protect their right to do it again.

quick,

Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷

If you see this, post a monster

My Dinner with Andre: The Sphere

If you see this, post an anime you love!!

one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.

Sometimes I think it’s going to be the librarians who will save us all.

I'm actually really mad that Elon ruined the idea 'grok' for the rest of us.

Welp, feeling vindicated that they still don't have my money for this game and will probably never get it from me again.

This is my most old headed opinion and every major city in the nation would dramatically benefit from doing so

I can't think of many activities less appealing than idly speculating about Marjorie Taylor Greene's inner life and conscience. I'd rather eat concrete

Vaxxed???

TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that? We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to

Maybe the single most destructive, stupid, and dangerous piece of domestic policy put forth in the 21st century

Most insecure nation-state in the history of nation-states

your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

all I need to know about AI is it ruined animal videos for the entire internet

It's just really funny that they're suddenly going to start exclusively investigating Democrats now, when all of this began because they tried to quietly close the book on investigating Epstein, claimed there was nothing at all to see, and started the process of pardoning Ghislane Maxwell.

God we are so doomed. What the hell were they thinking

rare photograph of heaven

"Epstein didn't kill himself" was always a suspiciously popular mantra for right wingers and while I was never a conspiracy guy about it (or anything really) it feels like we're weeks away from finding out that it was a feint to mask that Trump had him murdered

pretty funny in retrospect that QAnon hinged on the idea that powerful elites at the highest levels of government were smart enough to talk in code when sending emails to each other about their despicable crimes