Ngl I kinda want the crystal Shrek. And I'm not as fixated on Shrek as my younger Millennial buddies

this is the stupidest thing and it absolutely undid me

The setup for a very long Family Guy bit where Seth MacFarlene sings Yazoo

Yeah it's been like this for years but damn the China town mall is sad. Just a concrete slab with like 3 restaurants and one grocer

Here's our documentary footage of what really happened at the protests against Isaac Herzog's state visit to Australia

So nice to continue my Don Cherry journey

Very raspy today. I'm rasp-maxxing

I'll say it again: The only time I enjoyed LLMs was when they produced obviously fucked up imagery and were only useful as pre-vis for horror stories

Best thing about being an adult is the surprising amount of life admin that needs doing even on your sick day

I gotta do this before whoever buys iRobot tries charging me a subscription to use my vacuum

Really miss being able to turn on my air con before driving home. I must figure out how to remotely turn on my two ancient split systems

Congratulations to everyone on having a great Valentine's Day squirting your crooked pipe or sliming your ham. Congratulations in Heaven to Saint Valentine.

Thought about seeing new Wuthering Heights but that would end my nearly 39 year streak of not having seen or read any Wuthering Heights films or books

I'm built different I can handle it

Maybe this place does have the juice

Exhausted Friends Slowly Realize They Were Playing Board Game Wrong Entire 6 Hours https://theonion.com/exhausted-friends-slowly-realize-they-were-playing-board-game-wrong-entire-6-hours/

I keep the dream/nightmare alive of what of your editing computer was also a sick gaming system

You know you're tired when the arvo dexies only perk you up "slightly"

Devastating: Thought my haircut was today but it's actually next week. Shit is outta control, I need it tamed stat!

Us like us, forever

“The research pointed to the former Morrison government’s job-ready graduate scheme as directly relating to the decline. Implemented in 2021, that scheme substantially increased the cost of arts & creative courses to cheapen Stem courses” www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

At the museum today the kids and I were looking at this crocodile exhibit which featured a scale salt water croc model on the wall . This guy comes up to me and tells me excitedly that he took a photo of the croc model and my son and used some fucking AI app to animate it...

Being an ally to women by letting them take off and try on any rings and jewelry I'm wearing

Slob on my knob was made by teenagers in a Memphis bedroom and everyone loves it

This is the greatest video on bluesky

Bring back the PG-13 to M rated movie that's low budget and a little gnarly

My kids obsessed with og Jurassic Park so I've seen it a lot lately and gosh they look fucked up in this 😆

Do you remember when people were saying "I think my phone is listening to me, i'm getting ads for stuff I spoke about" and people said "They arent listening to you, they're just this good at predicting your interests"? Well, it happens they were doing exactly that. www.cbsnews.com/news/google-...

Went to that Swingers mini-golf thing at the Powerhouse. It's a cool idea; engage with art by making it into mini-golf holes. Unfortunately one of them features AI art and fuck that one was awful 😅

Was gonna post a photo of the fucking massive spider I just caught and released but I don't want to upset anyone, so I'll just show the container I needed to catch that beautiful monster

Not saying I've noticed a weird plot or anything but in 1981 Jeffrey Combs (AD HIS HAIR) played an unnamed medical student in 'Whose Life is it Anyway' who listens to a loud and impassioned speech by a doctor about how death is 'the enemy' and must be defeated. 4 years later. REANIMATOR.

RIP to the icon, Catherine O'Hara.

The coverage and response from the commentariat and our political leadership to the pipe bomb attack at the Invasion Day rally was so muted, that even I didn’t find out about until the next day. But I know about it now and what it says about us a country, so I’ve written about it here for Crikey.

There's this photo I keep seeing on dating profiles. I believe it's from Bali. It's a suspended wicker ring that you sit in while wearing a long red dress and I need people to understand it is the female version of taking a photo with a fish you just caught 🤭

Finally watching 28 Years Later and it's *Fast, jarring edits Odd

Calling every big houseplant a Monstera and every woman I know starts kicking me in the shins

you know you're irish when

Dunno if SH's premise lends itself neatly to this genre of video, but I'd simply ignore my daughter's requests to visit the town where I found her as a baby by the side of the road, and/or go to therapy after my bitch wife dies from asthma

Bumble is rolling back the prompts feature, so now only women can make the first move. Also for the last few days, every 2nd profile has been Christian, apolitical, moderate ie not a good fit for me so why show me based on how I've been matching?

Next time I leave Bounce I'm going to say "See you Space Bounce Boy." I anticipate one man with glasses and facial hair will frighten everyone by laughing too hard, a 19 year old casual worker will throw a rock at me and a single mother with tatts will look at me a little too long

If I die, also crush my hard drive with a steam roller. Also because I used Dropbox for a bit, get a different steamroller and drive it through a data centre somewhere. Just start her up and let her go.

A normie's guide to spotting nazi symbols: www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

Spooky that I've been watching videos about industrial food production and the ABC just happens to make a whole series which is that, but with national treasure Dr Karl

Ever have a night where you don't sleep till 3am (even though you're tired and massively cut back caffeine intake) and yet you're inexplicably functional the next day? Like, calmly walking your kid through a meltdown in the Bunnings carpark level of functional. That's me today and it's weird.

Dropped my daughter at vacation care and she's playing near some boys. My son is running around and wacking things with a twig he found. I say bye and try to get my son's attention by saying "hey boofhead, let's go!" All of the boys turn to me as if I'd called their names 😆

Current Halloween costume ideas: - Gustave or Verso - GDT's Frankenstein and convince son to go as long-haired Arctic creature

Rinse aid needs to be called DishDry

I don't normally screenshot and share people's bumble profiles but omg dude 🤭