Everyone say happy birthday Freddie 🥳🎉🎂

Maybe this place does have the juice

The battle of the bulge was not what I was thinking, I tell you what

Egg fried rice gotta be a top five comfort food

This is how he watches me from the other side of the room

Bro never, ever, ever buy chocolate from Aldi omfg 🤢

Where all the hot communists at? I need to purge my feed of ugly libs

Alright I'm trying this app again, but I can only take so much #resist liberals unwilling to accept their role in [gestures broadly at everything on fire]

Lunch tomorrow

basil pesto gnocchi tonight

Lasagna overflow! in the oven

Wordle 1,273 X/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟨🟩⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 I'm going to kms

the fix is simple. make a verified bluesky. put all the verified accounts there. then press delete

This is the standard of insanity that I need this app to achieve before I can fully commit to it

The best thing about scifi is that it opens your eyes to the possibilities of entire worlds without America

help I tried training my LLM on bluesky, now it only generates gif replies of lady spitting drink laugh react, that 70s show lady laugh react, and schitt's creek guy ick react

Few things better than a cool change by way of a thunderstorm

veggie risotto tonight

There was a good 15 years there where getting your earbud wires caught on something and ripped out of your ears was a real and constant threat that would absolutely ruin your day

had a hankering for a cheesymite scroll, so I guess we're baking tonight, lads

A list of bands in order of efficacy: 3. Placebo 2. The Cure 1. Prevention

I guarantee more boomers have fallen for scams online than children. We need to ban boomers from social media for their own protection.

Mine was of Godzilla from the movie Godzilla (1998)

Do you pronounce it data or data? I pronounce it data.

I will not rest until the sun is destroyed

Now, I can't speak for everyone, but if I were going into an election year with the flagship policy of banning australians from social media unless they provide ID, why I'd kms

I think that once any company, or person, is worth so much so as to be worth, oh let's say a trillion dollars, then that company (or person) should be broken up into much smaller, more efficient, pieces

Summer is overrated. Bring back autumn.

i felt like i didn’t include enough posters that have made my time online into what it is today while not including everyone i want since i’m limited, i made another starter pack list of all the posters and friends i met early on who made my online experience incredibly fun!

i’ve been seeing people joining bluesky saying their feeds are dull or slow and want more people to follow, i put together a startpack of people i think are very funny, smart, i’m friends with, and people we had on western kabuki!

My gym consistency has been awful this last week. This is me shaming myself into getting off my ass.

tfw nobody has wished me, the only man in the world, a happy International Men's Day

Cannot recommend this mute list enough, 10/10 bsky.app/profile/did:...

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains

Japanese curry tonight

Labor outflanked on the left by the coalition lmao www.abc.net.au/news/2024-11...

The brilliance of gamifying blocking is that it simultaneously minimizes the antisocial practice of pile ons from Twitter but also deprives trolls of oxygen. The ultimate result is a healthier ecosystem. We should standardize the blocked-by-to-follower ratio as a measure of toxicity.

When you're mean to me this is who you're being mean to

So let me get this straight. One interrupted a royal. The other unleashed a vile, disgusting tirade of abuse and slurs. But the former is proposed the far greater punishment beyond mere tut tuts? What the fuck is going on?

Unironically, yes, but not because Uranus sounds like a butthole. Try to spot the outliers. Sol: Roman god of the sun Mercury: Roman god of travel Venus: Roman goddess of love and beauty Earth: German word for ground Mars: Roman god of war Jupiter: king of the Roman gods

reconnecting with my twitter mutuals

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I wish for a world where one day people get more upset by genocide than they do about decorative windows.

Invalid Handle is a beautiful name for a baby boy

mushroom risotto tonight

Christ, the load times on here aren't great

Ambulance Victoria isn't turning a profit, we should just scrap it. Think of how much we'd save.