Will they close ALL the maternity wards or just re-brand them “DIGNITAS”? #TheBlindWatchmaker #Switzerland www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Searches “scaffolding”… ahahaha

Harry Hockers RIP

What This Katie Did Those were PROPER Eurovision days!

Christ-on-a-bike! Peter Kyle takes Lammy’s crown as Buffoon-of-the-hour. Naga skewers him with a simple question. #BBCBreakfast

‘Patriots’ burning buses to protect our women from brown people cos billionaires told them to… History doesn’t repeat itself but it does sometimes rhyme

If you're going to be commenting on the world cup matches please remember to use the official hashtags #ILoveFifaCorruption and #TrumpsRacismIsGreat so we can hide the posts, thanks.

I swear that recently I was closing curtains and windows to keep the heat *out*. Was that a real thing? Like did it actually happen?

John Healey has resigned as defence secretary over Treasury refusing to give defence investment he says it needs www.theguardian.com/politics/liv... #PoliticsLive #WATO

Wot, another Labour quitter? What an absolute shambles they are proving to be. #NoDefence

More inbred f*cktards join their troglodyte colleagues on the Houseblock. www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn...

Is Rough Common both common and rough? If it is, then is Blean Common both common and in-the-Blean? Asking for Haimo. #Domesday

A BOAT should be maintained to 3m wide - I was reliably informed by an old man walking his dog, in the middle of a cultivated field byway, which clearly wasn’t.

Obviously this was written by a crayon handler, but fucking hell - 'Bunnesses' ? Can't these racist cretins even spot that?

Tuesday’s @thetimes.com cartoon times.newsprints.co.uk/morten-morla...

And where was likkel Tommi during the trubbels? #ArrPippel

'In our Time: Joseph Roth'. Listen to Misha Glenny and guests discussing one of the great writers on Central Europe after the First World War and on the dying of the old orders with the collapse of the Austro-Hungarian empire. www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Water continues pissing out of the jury-rigged repair to the water main at Blean Common. Nothing to do with overpressuring the main to supply the adjacent new housing development. Ancillary reasons. Just like the leak in Marlowe Avenue in Canterbury. Ancillary reasons. #Water

Liz Kendall clearly struggling ##BBCBreakfast

[Nick Clegg running out of the woods, breathless] guys I just saw..........a bear..........in the forest.....it was.........it was......

Anyone relate?? 🤣 #standupcomedy #relationships #husbands #scotland #jocaulfield

Cos Sikhs are cunts..like tories?

Carnac

Theatre review: Slaughterhouse-Five (or The Children’s Crusade) from So It Goes Theatre at Southwark Playhouse Borough www.britishtheatreguide.info/reviews/slau...

Saw a 1953 movie on the big screen yesterday. Wow. If you have a favourite old movie, never waste any opportunity to see it at a cinema.

And that’s Kismet! Kebab firm fined £500k for selling lamb that was mostly skin and fat www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

“Factually incorrect AND entirely false” A porn baron speaks. And I’ve just seen The Devil Wears Prada 2, so I should know. “Hmmm..”

Can't the government create its own fucking social media website rather than be in hock to a deranged sociopath?

Lammy says he doesn't think the Govt should come off X because that's where a lot of people get their information. FFS.

Andy Burnham tells Question Time he would seek to enter any potential Labour leadership contest should he win the Makerfield by-election on 18 June

Oh God, they let that imbecile Lammy speak without his handler again #BBCBreakfast

Harry means tacky..in Norwegian #OnlySaying

Barren old racist gammony-witch Bridie has an opinion she’d like to share.. #KentReform www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

מענדעל בערלינגער #UncleMiltie

So 26% of Welsh schoolchildren are functionally illiterate. #PISA

And the winners of the Paul Foot Award for investigative and campaigning journalism 2026 are... Peter Geoghegan and Khadija Sharife of Democracy for Sale.

So, which knife did he use to murder his victim, Which knife did his lying mother dispose of, Which knife is he allowed to carry as part of his faith and which knives should be banned as a result? www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c7...

Happy Pride month queerdos. Cis hets please be prepared to be at our beck and call throughout

The press are all over Nicola Sturgeon, who was investigated and released without charge. So glad all I did was take £5 million to become an MP, £1m to throw an election, make a couple of dodgy house purchases and lie about Russia hacking my phone.

Poor Wee Krankie “..but you have my sympathies” #SNP

No water says SEW - but Fern New Housing development on greenfield site at Blean Common are using sprinklers right now on their lawns - whilst just along the road the jury-rigged new mains connection for the estate is pissing water down the hill from the leaking joint. #SouthEastWater #Whitstable

NEW EPISODE

MAD magazine knew the Truth in 1991

Mason is a twat and he’s not getting on our plane.

Gígja Einarsdóttir, photographer who was born and raised around Icelandic horses #WomensArt

Bars and restaurants closed, No domestic mains water. Good morning, from the Brexit ghetto of Reform-led Kent. Company buying bottled spring water from Sussex firm and dumping it on doorsteps prior to switch-off. This is how privatisation of public water works. #SouthEastWater #Whitstable

Nationalise water, vote Green

Oh, oh Peter #CrimesOfTheMurrell

He might get away with Crucifixion - First Offence #CrimesOfTheMurrell www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Well Priscilla was ripper! @marlowetheatre.bsky.social priscillauktour.com