The reason Moby Dick is the most American novel ever written is because it is about a violent white man enacting a confusing revenge fantasy against a cheap source of oil.

Spectral Intercourse Gifted. It’s just a gift he has. www.clintonbaptiste.com

Sir David on “Shitty Life” Marvellous new series on lovely local creatures - foxlox, battyBat, Duck-Luck, Hetty Hedge-Pig etc etc www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/m...

Easter #Herstory (h/t @nelnelnellie.bsky.social )

Goose is down.. again #USAToday

Påskekrimmer for Whitstable Belmont Rd closed.

It must suck when your copyright is stolen. Oh, wait... 👀

Todays book-quest Benighted by JB Priestley

New from @EmpirePodUK 1967: THE SIX DAY WAR How the Israeli occupation of the West Bank & Gaza Began

My sister-in-law says her hoo-hoo-dilly looks like a Carnyx!

So Artemis is NOT going to enter lunar orbit? Right.

Lucky Italy They get to dodge visiting the orange shit-gibbon’s footwah-fest in Bimbofication Land. #WorldCup2026 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Oor Carol’s last day on BBCBreakfast! 💔

Ovarian cancer is - sadly - mostly found late stage because it depends on spotting a range of somewhat vague symptoms and persuading your doctor you need a CA125 blood test and a scan.

It’s going to Oslo! #Pipes www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I asked the Google AI to tell me what alleged historical homosexual acts disc-jockey Scott Mills had been sacked by the BBC for. It asked me whether I would like to see Scott Mills being pulled off?

My lovely sister, on meeting Father’s current (last) partner: “Mum looked better in her casket than that Weasel looks alive”. He’s died now, so it doesn’t count.

We go live to the newly built bunker beneath the White House ballroom.

🎶 The God-Damned Breakfast Show 🎶 #BBCRadio2

Sredni Vashtar

Breedon on the Hill The Priory Church of St Mary and St Hardulph Breedon Golden Amber Gravel is the only self-binding gravel to hold a Royal Warrant, used for pathways at Chatsworth House, the Sandringham Estate and Buckingham Palace. So, meh..

Last One Laughing is an absolute hoot! Miss Diane Morgan - We salute you. www.primevideo.com/detail/0JAJ5...

Cautionary Tales: The sightseeing flight and the invisible mountain timharford.com/2026/03/caut...

On this day 27th March 1963 Beeching announced that the railway network was to be cut by a quarter & named over 2,000 stations destined for closure Artist: WC Watson

It’s not illegal to stop funding X Elon Musk's X advertising boycott lawsuit dismissed by US judge www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

WAG THE DOG

No 10 did not “refuse” anything, Aunty. It is not possible to say one way or another, at this time, what the vile Leprechaun may - or may not - have deliberately destroyed. No 10 refuses to say if Mandelson texts were lost in top aide's phone theft www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

And..boom! Wes Streeting puts QEQM into special measures. www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

It seems appropriate that, after de-Nazification, Georg Stetter was appointed Director of the Physikalische Institut der Wiener Universität - conducting arsehole research. www.bbc.co.uk/sounds/serie...

Appen’ Appen’ as like as not as much! #Crucible #Sheffield www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooke...

The Economist nailed it. #TrumpIsAnIdiot #TrumpEpsteinFiles #TrumpDistractions

Their love could destroy them both! #BetteDavies #LeslieHoward in OF HUMAN BONDAGE (1934) 8:10am drama #TPTVsubtitles

“Miss TESCHMACHER!” 💔 #ValeriePerrine

No joke: UVM graduation. Mamet pulled back from me & stuttered a thank you then walked away fast. Look, I know I resemble an Irish Frankenstein but I spoke quietly & respectfully & he acted like I had butchers knives in both hands. Hilarious. Here's me with Illeana Douglas, she's a delight.

Truly wonderful Ep of FFAA. Get your Connecticut fix here. Lovely reflections on The Swimmer AND The Orange Wedges Revelation!!!

Well, there goes Dad. RIP MJG Thankyou to all the wonderful, caring nursing staff at the Royal Hallamshire L2 HASU at @sth.nhs.uk #LoveOurNHS

Padraigs Dag

This ❤️ @mdoriarussell.bsky.social

I am SO late to this party, but Am I Being Unreasonable? Daisy May Cooper Selin Hizli Genii-uss-es www.bbc.co.uk/iplayer/epis...

Hail Mary!

C’mon down. It’s warm in here. #BetFred #Bet365 www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cj...

Sandra Hüller (Sigh) #ProjectHailMary

#BrokenNews: Jesus Tragedy

europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz

NATO says NOTO Putin's Puppet!

*Squints*. Nothing about Iran or the Straits of Hormuz in the NATO territory …plenty about peaceful means, avoiding illegal engagement and starting wars. www.nato.int/en/about-us/...

Wibble..jibber..flummery #Manston Third consultation starts for Manston Airport plan www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Oor Carol on BBCBreakfast, Misha Glenny talking with Melvyn about In Our Time.. My faith in Auntie is also renewed. #ProjectHailMary

No, Orange Shit-Gibbon, that ISN’T how NATO works.