I recognize Venezuela, not the Dodgers, as the World Champions.

An overconfident Team USA getting embarrassed by a much smaller country in front of a global audience is their last and most beautiful tribute to the American military yet

Folks don't we all love

Tell it to Chuck Schumer and your coworkers, man.

It's good now that if you ask a question aloud, someone will google it and say "well google ai says it's this, so it could probably be that but also it might be wrong!" To me, this is better than the way google used to work.

It’s time: we should have a French actor named Victor B. Wembanyama

Horizon Chapter Three

Been seeing a lot of use of "pouring over" instead of "poring over" lately. And I'm not talking about coffee. Get your head in the game, people.

Jia Hive: rise up!

Obviously the Republican party is monumentally evil and must be destroyed. This is one reason I am so furious that Democrats consistently support them and say things like "we need a strong Republican party". Kamala said she'd appoint one to her cabinet!!

You might have seen on the news that those protests were violently broken up and several prominent leaders have been thrown into ice custody or deported or expelled. You may also note that they are still happening, but national media is by and large not reporting about them.

They don't call it the Up Jones Industrial Average

I know i know i know but actually we pronounce it "oo-thooz". It's...uh...french.

An urgent need to contain Turkey???? Who wrote this article? My stomach on Thanksgiving????

If I were a literal-minded sorta fellow, I'd point out that "they can only improve!" could also be phrased as "they literally cannot get any worse!"

Hopping on to bluesky dot com on a sunday evening to defend the honor of the New York Times.

Tom holland is mister meechee

Marching through Langley shouting "WILL NOBODY RID ME OF THIS TURBULENT AND MEDDLESOME PEDOPHILE????"

This is such a curious question. I want them to communicate my values about the war, which is that it's illegal, immoral, and impeachable. I want them to lead the conversation on why war with Iran is a red line. Obviously!

Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers.

This is like getting the Trix Rabbit to write an editorial about how he doesn’t like Trix anymore, it’s really quite an accomplishment

Didn't age too well huh

The Chinese Room is my friend. Actually, we're dating.

I've long made fun of Lorde's wellness/singing-about-crystals phase but now that I am listening to it more it sorta goes

If Satan himself were running against Trump I would say holy fucking shit the devil is real? What is the world? Then I’d go directly to church and never leave.

A major flaw of the Peacock curling multiview option to see all four ongoing matches at once is that the caption informing you which match is which--which cannot be hidden--completely obscures the score bug of every game.

Sorting films by average rating on Letterboxd reveals some real tough facts. For instance: Shrek 2 has a higher average rating than The Royal Tenenbaums.

"I read this book by Naomi Klein and it gave me some pretty good ideas!"

Betting money on Jesus returning so that I will be LOADED in heaven

Laura Dern knew that her super bowl commercial was an object of great evil that would make everyone think less of her, so she wisely also did an incredible criterion closet video to get everyone back on side

I assume a lot of you watched the Kid Rock and co. one. How was it?

What if a traumatic event in Abraham Lincoln's youth led him to become.....a vampire hunter?

For a tv show, dunk the tall's shield looks cool as hell. Heraldically it is FUCKED. Certainly one could argue that the heraldic rules of westeros are different than those of medieval europe, but I'm just posting here, it's not a big deal

They just love stunting on us. You should have to wait more than a week between releasing your propaganda film about how cool the first lady is and announcing that you're gutting the once-prestigious newspaper you own.

For sale. Baby boots. Didn't fit.

This Heathcliff fella is acting like a real prick. This being said, 1939 Laurence Olivier is outrageously hot.

"if you're moved to ask around...please leave my name out of it" "For sure. I'm just going to forward your name directly to my friend, the world's most notorious pedophile, to see if he has any helpful advice"

Bought a ticket for a Valentine's Day Casablanca screening at a local cinema. Dead center, single seat in row C. Will be training for fisticuffs with any fool who thinks the film is meant for couples.

The entire dramatic engine of The Broadway Melody of 1929 is based on the idea that songwriting huckster Eddie Kearns is OBVIOUSLY a better man to be with than playboy millionaire Jock Warriner, but the thing is they are both equally gross creeps.

Is there any documentary in more than a decade that has had as much marketing money put behind it and opened on as many screens? I'll take my answer off air, thanks

More like will cancilled

The Scarlet Johansson of her day

A new Aronofsky-Google-Salesforce collab???

It is fucking crazy to admit that your republican colleagues actively want to allow DHS to "continue a killing spree" and also be publicly opposed to abolishing DHS and publicly insist that there are "good republicans"

It's fun to have friends who are sort of into astrology, but every now and again they find out that you're like a Scorpio rising and say "weird, I've never really gotten that from you..." and you have to be like, "well yeah, like it IS fake you know?"

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It's really easy. They just called up Ralph Fiennes and said "hey remember last week when you played Dr Ian Kelson? Can you come back and do that again?"

Me and the boys are just chilling on the marge of Lake Lebarge talking about the queerest sights we ever did see

Can’t believe he said this, seems somewhat disrespectful