What do we say to the god of death? We say

More than 29 million gallons of unbilled water flowed to Quality Technology Services’ data center campus under development in Fayetteville, Georgia, after two industrial-scale hookups went unaccounted for. ground.news/article/data...

May has been fucking awful.

Happy Birthday to genuinely one of my favorite people. She’s kind, hilarious, and beautiful and everyone should send her $10.

sure gas is headed to $8/gallon but at least cornell got rid of their gender studies classes. or at least i think they did, i haven’t checked and if im being honest i wouldnt really know if they had or hadnt because it doesnt affect me but it makes $8/gallon gas all worth it

ARCHIE VS ARMY OF DARKNESS One of my favorite covers done for this miniseries. @archiecomics.bsky.social @dynamitecomicshq.bsky.social

slightly increase a band Avenged Eightfold

That may have been the best movie I’ve ever seen.

Seated

Mortal Kortal: The Karl Urbaning

Already seeing a lot of Mothers Day posts and I stand my my stance that straight women should kill their mediocre husbands. Have fun at brunch.

Give me your favorite Non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor. It's kind of cheating to use Patrick Stewart, but his comic chops first appeared to US audiences in the film adaptation of the AIDS-era play Jeffrey. He is hilarious until the story goes tragic, then his trademark gravitas kicks in.

Some people are genuinely acting like new Star Fox looks like this and it’s funny as Hell to me 💀

They just don’t make Grease 2 anymore and I think that’s what’s wrong with movies these days.

They just don’t make “Jose Chung’s From Outer Space” anymore and I think that’s what’s wrong with TV these days.

Give me your favourite Non-Trek performance from a Star Trek actor. Childs Play 3 might be my least favorite in the series BUT it does have Andrew Robinson giving the second campiest performance of his life as Sgt. Botnick

The aphrodisiac was called Leonard Nimoy.

Folks who are fighting for Celebration tickets: Yall ok?

Everything is terrible. I either want to rewatch Twin Peaks or be transformed into a rock at the bottom of a river and be smoothed over time by the currents. Or maybe like take a nap.

I was put on this earth to speak in riddles and humble mediocre men

This is the one.

Star Wars 👍

Shout out to Tubi for recommending a bewildering double feature.

May The 4th is almost over but you can still pre-order your Luthen On Life Support Cup Topper... #starwars #starwarsday

May the 4th be with you 🌌

Actually you know what, let me just

I’m just saying you should stop dating people who don’t get you. Last night my husband called me “The Short-King In Yellow” and I laughed so hard I wanted to marry him again.

TONY KAHN ANNOUNCE THE NEW DAY AS ELITE AND MY LIFE IS YOURS

Eternally exhausted by “Why ______ was the worst movie/show/game EVER” type videos that keep getting recommended to me on the YouTube. I get it, I watch a lot of longform video essay content. I don’t wanna listen to a cinemasins wannabe jerk his own ego treating the tomatometer like gospel.

The church I grew up in is counter suing the mother of an abuse victim. The church I grew up in knew that an abuser was working for them and allowed him to be around children and teenagers. Don’t give your money to The Salvation Army. roysreport.com/an-abuse-vic...

Take me back to gods country

Somehow this is @thataldendiaz.bsky.social’s fault…

The Moist Man™️

The Hampster Dance website in 1999 This website was one of the earliest examples of an Internet meme and it was created by Deidre LaCarte in 1998. #InternetHistory

Without downloading anything new, where are you, mentally?

For every bomb anime opening there is a weird closing. This is about Naruto.

Real ones remember

OR JUST WRITE THE THING YOURSELF FOR FUCK'S SAKE IT WILL TAKE LESS TIME THAN WHATEVER THE FUCK THIS IS mashable.com/article/sinc...

POV your partner got really into wrestling in their thirties:

yay weekend