Dress for the job you want, not the job you have.

A gambling addict is going to find a way to gamble no matter what. Meanwhile the rest of us aren't gambling addicts. Why do people keep conflating this shit?

"I swear to God it smelled like a rotting camel BEFORE I went in there!"

Donnie’s kink is Cruelty.

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He’s an insecure, hardcore sadist. Which means trump is a bottomless well and black hole of need. Not humanly possible to make him feel complimented or praised enough. Causing public humiliation, especially to high status people, is another abyss in his soul never to be fulfilled. So, we suffer.

I can imagine George Lucas watching this episode pissed off that he didn't think of calling a character Groppler Zorn

You LOVE to see it, good work everyone, keep up the relentless dunks on AI, all these bros deserve a wedgie/swirlie combo and they are not allowed to sit at our table ever again.

Adam Gase was caught snorting lines right before practice?

lol

Monday be ostentatiously dangling its cock and balls in close proximity to my Sunday evening all like:

#booksky #books #Kindleunlimited #thriller #suspense #romance #novels #geopolitical #mythological #darkromance #women #contemporary #fiction #fantasy #crime #amazon #sifi #sff #readingcommunity #writingcommunity #author #readers #indie

They think we are all stupid. 🤬

I'm imagining someone just wanting Kentucky Derby news and they get hit with this

3rd Edition On Sale Now!

The NFL draft is over which means thousands of tax payers dollars will be spent ridding our city of the stench of Cleveland Browns fans.

None of these MAGA morons seem to realize the WHCD isn’t actually hosted by the White House.

…or, you could just talk to your damn children! Establish some line of communication that isn’t entirely punitive or accusatory in nature! I swear, folks really be having kids despite the fact that they hate them!

Spider-Noir looks fucking great.

Who the hell wants to be sober these days?

Just once, I want a drafted player, when asked how they feel being drafted to say “I was drafted by the Jets, how the fuck you think I feel?!”

Another assassination attempt to distract from the Iran war, that was started to distract from the Epstein files.

Science Is The Leading Cause Of The Acceptance Of Reality And Religion Is Its Major Casualty.

Jesus Christ

The sad part is he doesn't need these dramatics to justify his ballroom or anything else. He's already proven that he can do whatever the fuck he wants and nobody can or will stop him. He can't seem to grasp that he has won, completely, and it doesn't matter what we think about it.

Fight!

Lol the comments. Nobody cares.

I’m never trusting anyone who says a movie is the “scariest movie of the year/of the decade/ever made” again

Holy shit I just saw the news. The Red Sox fired Alex Cora.

No one gives a fuck.

The Patriots just drafted a QB from Texas Tech named Behren Morton an I'm excited to get his jersey to save on personalization charges.

I think musical biopics should be more than “actor looks a lot like the subject” and then a play through of their greatest hits.

The Steelers just took a dude named Gennings Dunker, an offensive lineman from Iowa. This is Gennings Dunker.

I don't care for generated imagery, regardless of how obvious or funny it is. Or whether it suits my political views. It's poisoning the common well of information. Posting it at all is bad, but doing so without explicitly labeling it as fake is even worse. Shame on anybody who does.

There's a tradition of film directors and studios congratulating each other for beating their box office records. In 1977, when STAR WARS beat Jaws to become the highest-grossing movie ever, Steven Spielberg took out the below ad for George Lucas in @Variety 1/11

In my decades as a reporter, I did some things I was ashamed of to get a story. I had to schmooze some bosses I despised to keep my job. But I’m glad to say I never had to bear the sort of shame that will haunt those who attend the WHCA dinner tomorrow.

They can come on over to the event and make us stop, then.

Have any of those 'friends' who vacationed with Vrabel & Dianna Russini been identified/made statements? No means friends don't exist or friends were creeping too and don't want to be caught

<head explodes>

Dianna Russini naming her kid Michael after having an affair with Mike Vrabel is on the Shaq shoving Chris Dudley to the ground after dunking on him level of disrespect

Mike Vrabel every morning knowing that when he gets up he has to see what they found out overnight.

why are the Seahawks holding their draft presser in a bathroom at Lumon Industries?

Two guys in the top 10 picks of the NFL draft talking about anime in their draft previews, what a time to be alive