Donald Trump called Somalis “animals.” He said Haitians eat dogs and cats. You fucking journalists had a party with him and now you want our sympathy. Fuck off.

Idk man, I think the journalists who have been traumatized the most were not sitting in that room tonight. The feds gassed the shit out of us, knocked us over, sent in the local PD to harass, detain, and hurt us, shot a teenaged photographer in the face and he lost an eye, and that's just in LA

I’ll take Non Sequiturs for $800, Ken.

Holy shit I just saw the news. The Red Sox fired Alex Cora.

Red Sox front office: Our strategy hinges on run prevention. Brayan Bello:

Someone emailed my employer to complain that I'm on Bluesky: "Anyone who uses reporters who post on Bluesky does not care about truth in reporting." lol ok

The 2026 Red Sox are ass

With the 31st pick in the draft, the Patriots have selected Dianna Russini.

Scott Galloway absolutely sucks shit & has always sucked shit. When I talk to colleagues about how to do public-facing work as a professor, he's my prime example of what not to do - leverage your fancy position as faculty* to opine on shit you know nothing about. *B-school, so not real professor

They think you're stupid.

"Americans mustn't criticize the president while abroad" was a fake rule when conservatives made it up in 2003 and it's still fake today.

If you attend the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, you should be legally barred from using the term "journalist" to describe yourself from that point on.

Was “Horse’s Ass” already taken?

Cory Booker workshops his campaign slogan, "Booker 2028: Trump Was Your Fault"

I have literally never heard the term “justice involved population.” WTF is this guy talking about?

Fox News is really giving Californians the hard sell on Tom Steyer.

Ginsberg not retiring at age 80 after 20 years on the bench was one of the great disasters of modern liberalism, and it blows my mind that so many liberals still stitch her face onto tote bags.

Sign seen on bridge in East Bay tonight: “If Trump is Jesus, when's the crucifixion?”

This is a complete waste of time.

Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto https://theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-cocktail-at-sam-altmans-home-claims-he-was-following-chatgpt-recipe-for-risotto/

Well said. Christian conservatives are the biggest frauds who ever lived.

ALL THE POPE URBANS ARE BAD FOR RURAL AMERICA!

You really don’t gotta hand it to Nixon just because he didn’t publicly brag about incinerating Indochina.

It's almost midnight on the west coast and David Byrne is playing Coachella when every other person his age is asleep or dead.

“Marathon talks,” which lasted a mere 21 hours? Yalta took a week. Potsdam was two weeks. And those were among allies! Get your ass back to the negotiating table, JD.

1920s: crashing economy, bathtub gin 2020s: crashing economy, bathtub gin

I like when people mention Joe Lieberman because it reminds me he’s dead.

Someone make sure Don Orsillo’s head didn’t launch into the stratosphere after this walkoff home run call.

The only real constituency for Slotkin (or Rahm Emanuel for that matter) are pundits who love watching Midwestern centrist Democrats tell the Democratic base not to ask for too much.

By "fix everything," Bennett doesn't mean change Israel's policies. He means they need to be more effective at propagandizing Americans.

80% of Democrats view Israel negatively. The DNC hates its base. www.pewresearch.org/short-reads/...

*talking to teenage militant atheist self* current me: okay so there’s a big fight between the government and the catholic church teenage me: got it, so we’re obviously on the side of the government current me: I, uh, you might want to sit down for this one

Hot take: the Middle East would be more stable if Iran had nukes.

This cannot be done for voter registration because reasons. thehill.com/policy/defen...

It's even worse than you think.

It’s very funny that they think a full court press from the Old People News for Genocide Enthusiasts is going to make Piker less popular

DOW up 1200 on fake ceasefire not opening strait.

Also, define 'Israel'. In order to have a coherent discussion, the conceptual units involved must have clear borders. Israel's literal borders are indeterminate, since they refuse to define them, no doubt because they wish and intend to acquire yet more territory by conquest.

I cannot keep track with how many notifications I'm getting from all over Beirut and south Lebanon right now of the places that Israel is obliterating. There are multiple reports of multiple massacres in the past hour alone.

Defund Israel.

oh now you can recognize war crimes all of a sudden

Usha Vance Catches Husband Measuring Her Skull Again

Trump: Open the fuckin' strait or I'll kill you all! Iran: No. Trump: CEASEFIRE IT IS!!! apnews.com/live/iran-wa...

Best plausible option right now is Trump seizes on something, anything, as an excuse to save face while kicking the can down the road again and we're back to this point in a week or two.

Republican leaders are a cancer that has to be eliminated from American society.

I’m sorry, if you’re a journalist and you’re still going to the White House Correspondents Dinner this year, genuinely, from the bottom of my heart, fuck off.

Every spring for about 24 hours, our backyard is a pit stop for rufous hummingbirds making the long journey from Mexico to the Pacific Northwest. This year I finally managed to get a halfway decent photo. Onward and upward, little bird.

They compare him to Nick Fuentes because Fuentes is a Nazi and Piker is Muslim, and in their minds Muslim = antisemite. It’s belligerent stupidity, which is why your suggestion it came from some centrist consultant makes perfect sense.