I quite enjoyed the movie “Rat Race.”

I find it funny when people think the loneliness crisis is specific to men *or* America. There are family rental services in Japan. North America is in no way special when it comes to loneliness.

I find it really funny when people crash out about Labubu's as if they're an unholy representation of everything wrong in the world.

The same day Charlie Kirk was shot, there was also a school shooting.

This made me genuinely laugh out loud. God damn lmao.

So you mean women won't have to worry about birthing trauma, the physical consequences to their body, immense amounts of pain, or the fear of our own bodies harming the child we're carrying? Oooh nooo. Sooo terrible and dystopian. 🙄 /s

cultivating an aura that’s so confusing

don’t talk to me until i’ve had my microplastics

Trump X Kohberger was not the crossover I had on my bingo card this year, but okay.

It's always funny to me how people who accuse others of being dramatic are usually the ones gunning for an academy award.

Maybe having friends just isn't my thing.

"Improved" lmao

I will put it like this. There is a video game called “Lemmings.” The purpose of this video game is to prevent the titular creatures hellbent on walking off a cliff from doing so. After years and years of this game, I would like to play something less stressful like Battletoads or Dark Souls.

At this point it's clear there's a very large number of Americans who do not believe they live in a society with all of the duties and responsibilities that entails and will make endless excuses about how they are actually correct to believe this

I've been trying to avoid talking about true crime online. But I gotta say, while I am relieved that there is an admission of guilt in the Idaho case, I am absolutely heartbroken that it's all the family gets. Nothing else. No explanations. Just "yes." The justice system is truly fucked.

in the mind of the low info American voter, Canada is a Soviet nation with bread lines and poverty everywhere

Hot girls love kicking a dude's nards

The enemy of my enemy may not be my friend but the friend of my enemy is my enemy.

The part of relationships that nobody talks about is the cycle of needing a bigger and bigger bed. Save yourself the trouble and just buy the biggest sized bed now.

I just hate the hypocrisy of it so much because I thought what H3 did in that fair use case was badass. But now they've gone and decided to take a giant shit on it.

"Drake got mad at the former leader of Canada's NDP party for seeing Kendrick, so Jagmeet went on Instagram and publicly apologized" sounds like the worst Canadian Gossip Girl episode I've ever heard of

So, Can someone explain to me why Trump is allowed in Canada to attend the G7 when we don't let felons into this country? Him being president is not an acceptable answer, btw.

I don't have words for this. Hilarious doesn't quite cut it.

Meemaw! Meemaw! The Boston Science Museum done made them robot dogs into homosexualists!

A mentality I had to grow out of in my early 20s, but “Debate me bro!” types have tricked the entire internet into thinking it’s “your job” to look at a screen and force yourself to be mad. That’s what Twitter is now. That is not normal. You use to go online to improve your mood by feeding a Neopet

Men: "Why don't women like me?" Proceeds to say the most unhinged red pilled misogynistic statement about women.

they thought they were being brought here to get the services that the govt took away from everyone else, so much to unpack here about self awareness entitlement and information ecosystems that nobody should even bother trying

the question after that is why this scrutiny is directed at protestors rather than cops - who have every conceivable advantage on exactly this score (set personnel, formal responsibilities and hierarchies, etc) and who as a matter of public record consistently fail by exactly this standard

But if a few people in masks start lighting stuff on fire? Then you have news. This creates an *enormous* attentional advantage towards the most violent and chaotic kind of protest.

Every flashbang could instead be a meal for a poor kid. Every hotel room for a National Guardsman deployed to fire at our neighbors could house a homeless vet. Every "less-than-lethal" bullet pulled from a journalist's eye could be already needed healthcare for anyone else. All of this is a choice.

I mean, everything wasn't fine before. But the sentiment is still appreciated, I guess. Gotta start somewhere.

Whether it's Obama wearing a tan suit to a press conference or Trump using the military to attack American citizens, both presidents crossed some dangerous red lines for democracy.

Blows my mind that just a year after the brutally violent crackdowns on campus protests at Columbia and dozens of other universities, there are people out here today trying to say that protests must be done in the "correct way" to avoid being demonized by the press

What I've slowly learned the past few months of watching America burn itself down is that this is exactly what the majority of American citizens want. They are racist. They are self-important. And they are cruel on a societal level. People who aren't truly are in the minority.

Twitter is currently running ads for *checks tweet* pedophiles

I don't even like it here most days. Twitter isn't even on my radar for anything anymore.

So… Abrego Garcia… still down there huh?

I wish I was a rich bitch that could afford an overpriced console. :(

Maybe I should be a politician. At least I had no issue pointing out to brain-dead idiots that they've clearly never looked at the sky before.

Sometimes I hate knowing about people/topics only very online people know about. My less online friends are blissfully ignorant of some of these morons.

there’s a valuable lesson here for democrats in that voters want politicians to be bold and clearly stand FOR SOMETHING but i have a feeling democrats will continue opening TACO trucks in front of the white house or begging for war with iran instead sadly

I don't understand what changed and caused people to treat womanhood like it's some exclusive club that millions are trying to lie their way in. Most of my life, I've been told that being a woman puts me at a disadvantage. Women are taught from early on that even we shouldn't want to be women.

BG3 Dark Urge campaign where you kill Gale and need Astarion to take over as spellcaster:

I'm just having a really shitty couple of days and could really use a friend and a hug.

When all you want to do is rip a certain bitch faced little cunt a brand new asshole. But you're supposed to be an adult and have to behave yourself for the sake of your niece. 🫠

I miss when the city would send out flyers during Pride Month that listed all the local pride events going on. Now I feel like I have to hunt for information to find out what's going on.

Keep getting sick off and on this week. Blargh.