runner up: getting kicked out of avatar for being high on mushrooms and shushing my shusher

Nirvanna: The Band - the Show - the Movie

drop your coping strategies that don’t include recklessly cutting bangs

Doctors say that vaccines do not cause autism. X-user @cryptomaga1488 says that they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.

Albertans have good reason to be angry: their real wages are down 10%, their minimum wage is frozen, their inflation is worst in Canada, their health care's at risk. None of that was caused by the rest of Canada. My take in today's @TorontoStar: www.thestar.com/business/opi.... #cdnecon

Gray: why hasn't min of justice recused himself? Smith: you don't punish people because of allegations. You try to get info. Not much longer to wait. Gray: the AG's investigation is key and the premier asked her min of justice to intervene with AG; why is Mraiche's friend and relative doing that?

There should be no vaccine exemptions for "conscience" or "religion". No holy book comments on vaccination, and "conscience" is in reality just ignorance. #cdnpoli #measles #TDSB

Can Danielle Smith of this week arrange a chat with Danielle Smith of… A whole six months ago? #abpoli #ableg #cdnpoli

"Those that want to leave are free to do so but all the lands, waters, and resources are First Nations, and were negotiated in the various treaties across Turtle Island...Our treaties were and are still here long before the so-called western provinces became provinces." #abpoli #cdnpoli

Today is Red Dress Day. As an Indigenous woman, this day is deeply personal. We carry the stories of our sisters, our aunties, our daughters — too many taken, too many still missing. Red Dress Day is a day of remembrance. But it must also be a call to action.

A reminder that Alberta couldn't separate even if a majority of Albertans wanted to. Cheers!

ucp has kept alberta at the lowest minimum wage across canada, however, a federal job will pay you almost $3 more/hr #ableg

Pierre's like glitter. No matter how hard you try to clean it up, it just keeps showing up in the strangest places.

“Treaty lands were never surrendered, sold or ceded to the provincial government & definitely cannot be separated from the Crown without free, prior & informed consent of all Treaty First Nations.” Chief Gilbert Okemow & Peerless Trout First Nation Council #abpoli #cdnpoli

“To the premier: Do you think spending a quarter-million dollars to roll yourself out on a red carpet every day is a responsible way of spending taxpayers’ money when you run Trudeau-style deficits?” [former UCP MLA] Sinclair asked in question period Thursday. globalnews.ca/news/1116187...

Climate change is the largest debt to be passed from one generation to the next in history. We're very proud of these young Canadians for doing the hard work it takes to stand up for the health and prosperity of future generations. #GenClimateAction #GenerationalFairness

“Let this serve as your formal notice: your separatist efforts will fail. The strength of our Treaties and the resolve of our People are immovable. We will protect our lands and our rights with fierce determination.” Saddle Lake Cree Nation would like a word with The premier. #abpoli

Brooks Arcand-Paul, sîpîysis, reminds Smith "We are signatories to Treaty 6, 7, and 8, made with the Crown, not with the province." #ableg www.reddit.com/r/onguardfor...

A good thread, but let's be clear, this isn't just a movement "with" elite leaders, it is a movement largely *created* by elite leaders, based on false premises and a lot of pettiness. The issue isn't "yokels" or stupidity, but selfishness and dogmatic ideology.

Calling all Makeup Artists! We’re looking for additional artists to join us at our next Expressions event and work with clients in the trans and gender diverse community. When: Sun. May 11th 10am to 2pm Honorarium: $150 If interested, please email [email protected] for more details.

Everyone watching Pierre Poilievre eat absolute shit in Carleton and respecting Canada's bilingual culture.

The forever-correct way to translate Canadian parties to other countries without using their politics for reference

A movie that takes place where you're from

Looking for local art book recommendations? Here are five picks published in Canada that put the spotlight on Vancouver-area artists. #TyeePresents #Sponsored

Starting every conversation today with “In this Pope-less world…”

Happy Gould Friday

Just a majestically, terrifically, profoundly unserious country. You almost want to admire it

Allegations that the UCP pressured Alberta Health Services to accept exorbitant contracts to operate chartered surgical facilities have dominated the news in Alberta since February. But lost in the conversation is how Alberta’s increasing reliance on for-profit service delivery got us here.

alberta still holding strong with $15 #ableg

reviewing the alphabet and my baby said “oh. looks like the time out hand at play school.” 😭

As Canadians boycott American goods and cancel their U.S. travel, Canadian cinema: this is your moment! 🇨🇦🎞

just discovered opendyslexic is on libby! what’s the best thing you’ve read recently? short story/poetry collections are also great it’s never quiet for long with the babies

Finally a jurisdiction with the boldness and foresight to embrace hydrogen as the future of home heating, an approach that has been left wide open for dominance by the collective wisdom of literally the entire rest of the planet

remember the UCP was eager to spend $3.5 million taxpayer money and needed 4 deadline extensions for a public inquiry into anti-alberta energy campaigns and all the information cited in the document “appeared to have resulted from web searches and in public communications” #ableg

Alberta NDP claims a leaked email from Alberta Health shows that the government is impeding the AG's health care scanda report. The email tells employees to redirect the AG to lawyers should they be contacted by the AG.

@elsplice.bsky.social was it you looking for new ways to do mustard greens? browned with garlic and oil, orange and honey vinaigrette, pickled shredded carrots, and toasted chopped hazelnuts.

"This weekend, John Oliver did something surprisingly rare in mainstream media: he dedicated 42 minutes to a thoughtful, well-researched segment on transgender athletes in sports that cut through the hysteria and political opportunism dominating this conversation. www.readtpa.com/p/send-this-...

After the past week, the kind of content I need right now: this beautiful, detailed rendering of a wild boar piglet by 16th-century German artist Hans Hoffman (not to be confused with abstract painter Hans Hofmann, whose name is spelled just slightly differently!)

do you think Mr. Poilievre will seek security clearance now? #canpoli

Stealing from disabled folks is so conservative. It's like they can't be anything other than cruel. Horrid policy. Shameful. Every UCPer. #abpoli #ableg #yyc #yeg

Rwanda: ‘Before using solar irrigation, I could only harvest 1 ton of vegetables per hectare. After two seasons, my yield of carrots and cabbages tripled to 3 tons per hectare…delivers precise amounts of water to crops…95% of agriculture rain-fed, <5% uses any form of water management practices’

lol what’s the opposite of the midas touch? because it’s happening to everything and everyone danielle smith gets involved with #ableg #canpoli

Some tips as someone who loves food, has a bunch of health-related food restrictions, and has been food insecure for ~3 years 1. If you can afford it, a Costco membership is the best possible investment in not starving. $5 rotisserie chicken + bulk frozen vegetables have gotten me through so much.

"We need to ensure that we're not sacrificing our future agricultural yields, or tourism dollars, or breathtaking viewscapes to rush renewables developments," Smith said www.cbc.ca/news/canada/... #ableg #abpoli #canpoli

listening to see if an argument between the babies is escalating only to hear “no I thought ‘team unicorn’ was our best rock song??!” lol

Alberta READ THIS👇 Our Pediatrics Colleagues are the absolute last group of physicians to raise an alarm. "We are trained to make split-second, life-and-death decisions.... It takes a lot to surprise or frighten us. But right now, we are very scared."