Version of hell where you are split into two and whoever can craft a hell scenario that breaks the other gets to escape. But the escape just wipes their memories and they go again. Also a third you is split off to experience and remember what the other two do not.

i love strange women

Attempting to will nachos into existence. Just this once, plz

they're roasting you in the misleading skeets

sherlock: leave me. i must go into my mind palace sherlock, in mind palace: [swatting away the word "PENIS"] sherlock: [swatting away the word "BALLS"] sherlock: [swatting away the word "GOATSE"] sherlock: [swatting away the word "PENIS" again]

it has been an evening of enlightenment

Editor: You get those photos of vegetables with vitamin A? Photographer: Sure did boss, real puzzling just like you asked. Editor: what

gonna be seeing right wing warrant canary posts like this a lot in the near future i suspect

I am higher than I expected to be, but perhaps as high as I wanted to be. I am vulnerable. I am calcified, I am not changing. But I must. Yet I don't. Stuck. Daily. Dying. Slowly. Losing. Desperate. Safe, ultimately. Sad. Failing. Excusing. Succumbing. Retreating. Losing progress. Changing meds.

BOMB! #chainsawman #チェンソーマン #レゼ

Love having an extra long snuggle sesh with my cats

Farmers Almanac forecast for tomorrow is looking a little wet & cloudy

many of my moots could stand to read some of these books

My sister’s report from “war torn” Portland: “too many farmers markets, please send help.”

we must abolish ICE

death to fascism

thanks!! was just checkin em out with light 😀

PALEDRIVER - “They are someone's memories. What difference does it make if it's me or not? They're beautiful. That is all that matters. Beautiful and true -- and they will win. They're *coming* for this, you know… All of this.”

Sensual Lamia Eating Egirls Politely Yipping

I'm putting together a team of talented individuals... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-br... "Auto-brewery syndrome (ABS) is a rare metabolic condition in which the stomach essentially turns carbs into booze."

That Invincible scene in episode 2 where Nolan goes to the time geeks planet and does some ultraviolence is very memorable. Here's the music video for the accompany song Holy Fuck - "Tom Tom" www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfGw...

Personally if I was in charge of a super important lab housing alien species I would not offload critical work to children while keeping said facility woefully understaffed.

This final post from Kaleb Horton is very beautiful and hits hard. This is just so sad. RIP.

"Nobody I know is in a good mood."

hey *holds out a spoonful of creamy peanut butter*

Shame ☹️

[putting my hand on your shoulder to comfort you] "I'm here, you fuckass bitch."

Kirby Cats 🐾 #kirby #art

Dear Bob Rae, You don't get paid to sit and listen. You get paid to stand up for Canadian values. During the brutal Russian invasion of Ukraine you used the word genocide numerous times. The UN has found Israel guilty of genocide. You're our ambassador. Why the silence?

What I mean when I say "I'm holding it together"

Going door to door selling my collection of Nintendo Power August 1995 magazines

Do you think cats understand electricity? Do people?

Sometimes I get overwhelmed at work and I have to hide in the bathroom. Yes, I do work from home.

Things are bad because you're a bad person

Selling the grody parts of my soul

I feel attacked.

Tragedy: Woman with ADHD forced to confront that planning ahead has benefits

one thing that is true for everyone reading this: unless something changes dramatically the number of people who agree with you on what basic facts constitute "reality" will shrink every year for the rest of your life

‘dozed off for a minute there’ -The Dozer

im gonna cum and then figure it out

KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?" BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao" 1. "It, um, doesn't say anything." 2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe." 3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."

Liking my own post that @cockremover.bsky.social reposted and giggling at her receiving the notification that I liked my own post

The phrase "pissing like a race horse" is transphobic because it is meant to disqualify women who beat men at their favourite game. I think this joke makes sense, I'm a bit high.

In Japan all urinals use face recognition but for dongs and projects a shooting mini game in the urinal with nationwide scoring. The top 3 players are guaranteed virtually any office job they desire. There is much controversy surrounding the less popular vagina league which has no job placements.

You play confetti on shlongs and this is how the game rewards you

YOU - Yeah, we're f****ts, got a problem with it?!