we’re in the vet’s office waiting room and they just called for Agamemnon. we all looked at the Great Dane but it turns out Agamemnon is an orange kitten in a backpack that makes him look like an astronaut cheese puff

Insulin for breakfast Insulin for brunch Blood sugar stable Staying 20 after lunch (Lunch is more insulin, maybe I can eat food by suppertime if these sugars ever decide to come down)

People with trauma histories often interpret neutral cues as negative. "You can come if you want." sounds to them like the person doesn't actually want them to come. Affirming that you want them there helps remove any doubts.

Withdrawing when I should be reaching out

“Did you finish building the plane?” “Yeah man monstrous and humbling just like you asked”

ANCIENT REPTILIAN BRAIN - It's the *world*, Harry-boy. And you're *made* of it. Every day you're out there you make more of yourself from it. I'm afraid you can't be *unmade* now.

Agh, ugh, guh, simmering anxiety. Can't make myself believe my problems are fixable. It'll pass, but fuck. (heh, butt-fuck)

Abusive bestie who is comfortable trading your mouth for her goods and services

Getting the cyberware with +600% stomach and bladder capacity and piss pressure increase by 250%. Also dye injections so I can piss whatever color I want. (Been watching cyberpunk edgerunners)

"I rolled a 1, does that mean the guards make me drink their piss?" "Samantha, you asked the same question when you rolled a 20." "And I didn't get the answer I wanted..."

Anyone want to come over and spit in my face? Then lick it off maybe? Or leave it there, you're the boss.

My microwave has a whimsical happy beeping tune it plays when the time is up. I will cry when I must ...end.. it in the AI purge.

I cyberpunk your bladder to make the follow up electric shock do 10% more damage. I also cyberpunk your bladder to make the follow up overheat do 10% less damage. My aims are inscrutable.

Aah, reality is horrible, and so is my reaction to it. Must get better then do better for others

lonely in full or empty rooms

Hiding in meatspace and obliging roommate's company with some edibles might have been the right move the past few days?

What if they made Super Duper Metroid??

Mmm. Yep. That's a good purple. Knows what it's about. Bein' purple as heck.

Minneapolis, after the murder of Renee Nicole Good.

Trying for almond shaped nails but I think I didn't start with enough material to work with?

it’s tough trying to be fergalicious in these trying times

Elon musk, the world's richest man, just finished a stint as part of the US government where he oversaw the murder of hundreds of thousands of children and counting, and now is overseeing a website producing the most CSAM per minute in history.

American Amateur Girls Hanging Out With Their Tits Out Again! 4 Hours

Minette (pictured below) has been very brave lately in getting used to the dog. I took out the phone to take a picture of them chilling a foot apart which was the best the cat has been in not being scared of her. But then daisy went in for a sniff and Minette bolted 🙂 Hope the kitty can help! 🧡

YOU - I don't want to get better -- I want to get worse.

youtu.be/pni5ci3MK8k?... Testing out a new style for my videos, so feed on my back would be appreciated

No jacking it on the john

This is my blood

1. PM Mark Carney remains silent. 2. Foreign Affairs Minister Anita Anand spouts contradictions. 3. The Leader of the Official Opposition goes full fascist. Proves that Canada is a right-wing vassal state subservient to the imperialist USA. And we move closer to being absorbed into the US.

I hope my horny posting last night didn't kick off any kind of international incident. Better not look just in case.

Slowly bettering myself - - hey that one wasn't a joke. Stop laughing please.

Dealing with things in a generally poor manner

Becoming a scientist by donning the lab coat and being dumb enough to believe that's all there is to it.

Shaming my ancestors by bouncing on it poorly

Honoring my ancestors by giving exceptional head

Definitely not interested in bottom surgery. But less definitely than yesterday, or the day before.

Wondering how my internal perception of self could translate to an external perception by others I would approve of

Turning 6 hours of insomnia into 8 likes

Having an obvious piss fetish but never opting to indulge it because it probably wouldn't be that fun

Wondering how much of your freak you own and how much was destined to be by circumstance

Saying dick a lot but also meaning pussy. But having more fun saying dick.

Fetishing being called a faggot until someone who isn't cool calls you one

Saint Fellatio: Patron Saint of Misnamed Persons, and also Ass Eating

Breaking new ground on just how normal a single person can conceivably be.

Getting off on being normal. So devastatingly normal. 🫦

Peeing into a toilet like a regular person. Every time. Forever. And never anywhere else. Not ever. Till you die. Wondering.

Priding oneself on superhuman ability to be prideful

Puppy girl giving you her shock collar controller on the first date

Robo girl giving you her override codes on the first date