*remembering childhood* Shit, no wonder that took almost 40 years to sort out

I need a new gamer handle and it's been harder than picking a new real name

Feeling like that old lady at the end of the titanic who murdered the crew and threw them overboard to hide the secret of the jewel or whatever happened I usually fall asleep before the end

you may not like it but this is what peak futa looks like

I don't have a piss kink

Too afraid to let her put out a cigarette on my tongue so I hold it in my lips pointing inside my mouth and put it out by pissing in my own mouth. It's called seduction.

Why not bend to peer pressure and make it a nice skeet about pissing in her pussy, piss skeets have great metrics, you can raise a family on piss skeets, piss skeets will never go out of style -This skeet was sponsored by Big Piss

Another night of adjusting to an increased vyvanse dose. Rip. And tear. And rip and rip and shred and scrape, and pierce and oh but I can't. But wouldn't it be nice to. Wouldn't it be grand??

Just let me shred my skin to ribbons with these nails, oh please oh please oh please Just one time, a complete bloodbath, I've been so good, a little self-charity (Bone temple was great) Also pic I guess

Just call me your "Perfect Tedha Snack"

*log on, check if he launched the nukes today, log off*

✌peaceeeeee

VOLITION - Subdue the regret. Dust yourself off, proceed. You'll get it in the next life, where you don't make mistakes. Do what you can with this one, while you're alive.

What are some good movies to spark a good crying session? I need to cry about something but I am bone dry cause it's not real yet.

the quality of each star trek show is directly proportional to how often you see the characters engaging in hobbies

Bad start today with no sleep and a brief illness, but I got out and did some errands, even going to the bank 3 times because the first two times I forgot by wallet. B->H->B->H->B. Had a nap, got some late in the day exercise which I realize I've developed a little reluctance in doing, I tend to -

by mid 2030s we're gonna be in an era where electoral candidates are going to have to step on stage and answer questions like "back in 2025 you posted on bluesky over 700 times about a concept called 'siscon' can you explain what that is and why you were so passionate about it"

*nods sagely* Dragon Ball Therapy

booze is short for boy ooze

Mature Woman And Married Woman Babes In The Juicy Erotic Theater 6 Hours 14 Extremely Kinky Mature Ladies Are Burning With Passion For Adultery Sex And Will Scream And Shout With Orgasmic Pleasure

Putting you in a mating press as a friend UwU

Today's fit!

Wearing my glasses and got some new hair today!

Great day today. Woke up early (Outside my control really) but made a good breakfast. Sanded the drywall repair from yesterday.Went for an hour walk/jog. Spent time with friends. Prepared/cooked a bunch of veggies, and cooked meat for use tomorrow. Epilated the other leg. First attempt at brows+more

Headspace while walking/jogging this year compared to last is wild. I'm doing so much better holy shit.

This shit probably feels so good for the porcelain

If we had modern living abstracts like the embodiment of curiosity or whatever would you think people would respect them or would they be like 'eh, it's like another pope'-kinda respect

Feels like I could become a real complete human being instead of a hollow shell

YOU - Of all the creatures I've met you are the kindest.

At a certain point of wealth, what is being pursued seems not to be wealth, but the ability to make other people suffer. What's being pursued is immunity from human decency; the ability and even the right to be depraved with impunity. They get off on the suffering. www.the-reframe.com/where-it-ends/

170/500 Trans woman escaping homelessness. working but lot of expenses this month and 3 big payments that prevent accounts from charge off. Working 10 hours a day now thru Sunday. Anything helps either pay off or keep me fed and car gassed $robinvbelle @shrikerobin ko-fi.com/shrikepublis...

(With toque, winter jacket and shivering a little, but still walking my summer route) 🌞 😎 Hot girl summer is here 😎 🌞

www.youtube.com/watch?v=o0u4... Normal Tuesday night for Shia LaBeouf

I realized after this post this was not a great plan and just sent the texts telling them

Struggling with the work/WW3 balance.

I hate having to do the "look, they're normal just like us" post, but sometimes you have to do that when American propaganda tries to convince everyone Iranians are "animals".

Requesting the drivethru worker whisper their most salacious secrets to my Big Mac before they box it up

I haven't told my neighbors who I'm casual friends with that I'm trans but I have been going out with my wig/all on, figuring I'll have the conversation when I see them. I am currently trying to sleep but I am imagining that conversation and smiling and seeing the joy on my face as I'm telling them

I had a charcoal face mask today, and it was messy and I narrowly avoided a real cleanup pain but I was doing it online with a new trans friend and my skin feels softer and I had a good time and maybe it's also a good time to exit my current funk

Cuticle remover is srs stuff, you will bleed in under 60 seconds.

@vandalic.bsky.social THERE'S NO MORE JJK EPISODES THIS SEASON I THOUGHT WE HAD LIKE 20 COMING DISASTER

"I should go for a walk today" *opens front door to check mail and encounters the bitter April ice wind snow and cold* "I should be under the blanket today and until the end of July when it might possibly get warm"

My favorite place is inside (having) your hug(e dick inside me)

Nutterbutt squats

this could be the subject of a dissertation

My favorite place is inside (having) your hug(e dick inside me)

Letting loose and coming undone

I wonder how Jack's feel about the term Jacking Off