Declaring "Mission Accomplished" - that always works out well for US Presidents

This PEANUTS comic strip was published #OTD on March 5, 1982.

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SCOOP: Proton Mail provided Swiss authorities with payment data that the FBI then used to determine who was allegedly behind an anonymous account affiliated with the Stop Cop City movement in Atlanta, according to a court record reviewed by 404 Media.

"When I first planned this trip, I had no idea that war was even on the horizon. I guess that’s what happens when you get your news from [MEMES / GROK / COTTAGECORE TOK / THE CBS SUBSTACK]." www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/soc...

didn't the kurds get screwed by the US once before?

Wow. The U.S. Embassy in Jerusalem tells Americans they’re on their own.

read about how data rescue can work... and why copyright matters.

so *that's* what I've been doing wrong!

I have always felt this way (long before the internet became a thing).

The Department of Homeland Security has had to correct information provided to at least five states after its SAVE voter tool misidentified some voters as noncitizens, according to correspondence between state and federal officials. With @texastribune.org

i already hate this season of #survivor

is he using Kash Patel's jet? I hear it could be available soon...

thehill.com/homenews/adm... Gym Jordan finds a new way into men's locker rooms...

this is perfect!

Mace doesn't want the government to hire qualified contractors. got it.

Most Conservative Students Don’t Feel Persecuted on Campus A new survey of college students contradicts Republican rhetoric that campus culture is hostile to right-wing views. https://bit.ly/4styRX5 #AcademicSky #HigherEd #EDUSky

Mayor Brandon Johnson announced “Abolish ICE” as the winner of a citywide snow plow name contest. He had earlier given it a “full and complete” endorsement.

In 1993, Octavia E. Butler wrote a defense of public libraries. “Public libraries in particular are the open universities of America. They're free; they're accessible to everyone… I'm a writer at least partly because I had access to public libraries.“

Hurt readers hurt readers.

EFF is against age verification mandates, including Discord's new policy requiring face scans or IDs for full access to the platform. Here are some things to consider if you're planning to continue using Discord next month. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

Today’s Daily Cartoon, by Tom Chitty. #NewYorkerCartoons

Q: Why will football be featured during the Bad Bunny concert?* A: The Bad Bunny concert is fantastic exposure for the NFL and a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to put the game of American football in front of fans of the biggest musical artist in the world.

it gets... better?

it's hard to know what to say...

the great sphinx

this is f'n brilliant. it takes a page from the style of the other side and frames it all nicely...

“Doctors won’t tell you this, but you don’t need medication for a tapeworm—all you need is the natural power of friction,” Robert F. Kennedy Jr. said as he dropped to the floor, lifted his legs high, and dragged his ass along the White House carpet during a press conference.

Clyde gets like this a lot #cats #news

Amid ramped-up immigration enforcement efforts around the country, Americans’ opinions on the actions of ordinary people and federal immigration officers vary. Read more about the different outlooks. 🧵⬇️

Cats help your mental health ☕️ Buy me a coffee: buymeacoffee.com/scottmetzger...

I'm told that mountain lions enjoy ICE.

ffs. so *everyone* is bonkers now?!?

Apple music has finally figured out thst I'm a boomer. 😂

i did not expect anyone to drop the f-bomb on live tv, but it happened. you know the clowns in charge will work this as it was even more important than the epstein papers.

100 percent.

I'm told that bears in bathtubs is a thing now. here's one from 20+ years ago. potato quality, but...

the US could use this but it would be a tough bet under the best of circumstances.

and they were right

it's so cold here that even the pigeons are hiding!

eh. when you block fans from replying then maybe fans aren't so valuable. I had something nice to say too.

"But mommmmmm!" 🤣

finally! someone in Minnesota has balls. thank you Chief O'Hara!

let's be clear: NEOM has always been bullshit built on the backs of vulnerable people (many of which come from those Asian countries that compete in the Asian Winter games).

this sounds horrifying.

Please spread the word for the twin cities area

You’re arresting terrified children and using them as bait. Arresting kids getting treatment at doctors’ offices. Blinding protesters. Illegally raiding homes. Making people terrified to leave their homes. You want to pee in peace? Quit your fucking job.