Cartoon by @deadder.bsky.social.

We All Know This Is True….

Remember when Presidents did national speeches for emergencies or times where a nation needs to hear from their leader? This angry old man is literally screaming and clearly panicking

Massive defeat for Mike Johnson. Still has to clear the senate, but this is what Dems wanted all along. Johnson has essentially lost control of the gavel after Epstein and now this. Weakest speaker in history.

1. A blockade is an act of war 2. The idea that Venezuela has stolen land from the United States is so laughably stupid on its face that even some of his base is like 🤨 3. It’s always about oil.

How to buy yourself a needy malignant narcissist? Just offer him a phony, made up "Peace Prize" & he's all your's!!! No need for a formal ceremony as he'll snatch from the box & put it on all by himself. Both laughably pathetic AND pathetically laughable. 🤡 🫣

wow -- John Berman demolished Tom Cotton in this interview

BERMAN: Did you see any evidence of them trying to use a radio in the video you saw? TOM COTTON: Well I saw lots of evidence of them standing on the boat that had been capsized BERMAN: That wasn't my question. Did you see any evidence? COTTON: No, I didn't

BERMAN: Would it be legal for police in Arkansas to kill suspected drug dealers on a boat in a lake? TOM COTTON: The premise of your question is not well-founded BERMAN: The answer is no. It would not be legal to kill them.

“What have I done!” 🤡

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Pardon?

TRYING TO FLIP” THE BOAT MEANS THE BOAT WAS CAPSIZED AND THEY WERE SHIPWRECKED IN THE WATER.

The constitution says only Congress can declare war.

COLLINS: “You’re leaving the door open to potentially running again next year?” AFTYN: “Perhaps, yeah. Absolutely.” 👀

The president is falling asleep durring a White House cabinet meeting with each member praising him for his resilience. What are we doing America? This is so embarrassing.

Last week, ICE arrested and separated a father and son after a routine check-in. Six-year-old Yuanxin had just enrolled in the first grade at an elementary school in Astoria. Now he's in custody, alone. ICE won't say where. This cruelty serves no one. It must end.

Darn facts!

We're in hell.

Guy voted for a rapist and just can’t figure out why his daughters are mad at him. Clearly it must be something wrong with them.

Junior is melting down tonight about the special election tomorrow in TN, which should be a cakewalk for Republicans. But it isn’t, thanks to his dad’s unpopularity.

For MAGA, Trump replaces country.

🔥 AL GORE: “We already have way too many subservient cowards in Congress, the last thing we need is to send another one (Van Epps 🤖) — you can make tomorrow the turning point for our country by getting out and voting for Rep. @aftynbehn.bsky.social .” #TN7 Full: www.threads.com/@thetnholler...

Kelly: He runs around on stage talking about lethality and the warrior ethos.. That’s not the message that should be coming from the Secretary of Defense… He runs around on a stage like he’s a 12 year old playing army. It’s embarrassing.

Amazing headline. h/t @brianstelter.bsky.social

We’re the only country that lets the gun lobby write the laws and then pretends to be shocked when children end up in coffins. NEW UPDATE: The San Joaquin County Sheriff’s Office has announced that four of the victims shot in the Stockton mass shooting were ages 8, 9, 14, and 21.

Cartoon by Clay Jones | Claytoonz

When your foundation shade is “nuclear sunset.”

If a Psych prof assigns students an essay response paper with explicit guidelines and then flunks a student for turning in a paper that ignores those guidelines but instead makes vague gestures to "the Bible" then THAT IS NOT A VIOLATION OF THE STUDENT'S RELIGIOUS FREEDOM.

It's almost as if Trump doesn't really care about people bringing drugs to the US, but just thought that he could use "being tough on drugs" as an excuse to start a war and do other things he really wants to do.

This tired, deeply-damaged man is so needy. He has to have references to him being president on his hat, on his shirt, and on a golf-framed placard next to his overcooked cheeseburger he's almost too-out-of-it to eat.

Just wishing my Michigan pal @petestrzok.bsky.social a lovely Saturday. O-H

Soon small businesses won’t have to wait for Small Business Saturday to get attention from their Mayor. Some changes that they can look forward to:

Let's get Dr. Chris Jones of AR in French Hill's seat in the House! #Arkansas #Midterms2026 Chris Jones for Congress share.google/GuEEmMjahFQ0...

Let's get Dr. Chris Jones of AR in French Hill's seat in the House! #Arkansas #Midterms2026 Chris Jones for Congress share.google/GuEEmMjahFQ0...

It’s on 🔥 The boycott rolled right up to their front door. ‘We Ain’t Buying It”

lol

That was their WHOLE POINT of doing it...

I’d like you to go back in time…. and imagine a moment where it mattered that you cheated on your wife who was dying of cancer…..

Yes. And then also fired a ton of senior agents with a ton of counterterrorism experience, including the Acting Director.

Remember when he mocked everyone else for being “low energy”? Look at him now. Nodding off, slurring, and cutting his days short because he cannot keep up. The myth of unstoppable Trump is long gone.

A sad irony in Washington, D.C., where West Virginia National Guardsmen were shot today. Six days ago, a court ruled their deployment was illegal, but stayed the order pending appeal. My heart goes out to these public servants and their families. oag.dc.gov/sites/defaul...

I'm tired of responding to bad-faith MAGA outrage, which always distracts corporate media, centrists, & those who feel they must indulge their temper tantrums. They're blaming all of us now for the National Guard shooting. Just say: "Fuck Off, Release the Epstein Files, and Happy Thanksgiving."

We won together, now we’re building together. Thank you for chipping in and helping us build a City Hall for the people.

Q: Have you heard this audio that Bloomberg has of Witkoff coaching the Russians on how to appeal to you? TRUMP: That's a standard thing. He's gotta sell this to Ukraine, he's gonna sell Ukraine to Russia. That's what a dealmaker does. I haven't heard it but I heard it was standard negotiation.

Miss Piggy FTW