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Seriously folks, there's no need to make being butthurt your entire personality.

how I feel about every person who comes on here promoting their "look at how much bluesky sucks" piece of the day

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Oh look, a slinky

A hunter taking a break in the forest #furryart

Pope Leo XIV: ‘There Couldn’t Be A Better Time To Get The Fuck Out Of America Forever’

Pope Pizza IV

This is how i think dogs put on cologne

And so, once again, The Onion proves it's the most accurate news source in existence. Move over, AP! theonion.com/autism-myth-...

@gitrogatog.bsky.social Sacrifice a Gitrog: GitrogAtog gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of lands in your graveyard?

leia slipping han a little too much tongue right before he gets frozen in carbonite and when they pull the slab up he has a big boner

i am normal and can be trusted with whatever this button i just pushed does

Sharing for #invertefest

Tennis Balls xkcd.com/3080

Ikea CEO Wants New Desk On His Desk By End Of Day

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If this time travel experiment works, I should be able to go from here and now and reappea—

If you didn't have these for Easter this year, sorry, you missed your chance. It'll taste disgusting on any other Easter.

Shout out to my girl Eva on Survivor. She called this crap out.

Hockey is insane. I spent half an hour barely breathing, and then suddenly a puck floats for a moment too long, and it's just... over. GO STARS (Also, screw the Avs for slopping like soccer players)

WEASEL TETRIS !!! I’m so happy with this design!! Get it here!! forms.gle/ANkAozs1zwqs...

Thinking about that Stargate episode that accidentally replicated the ADHD experience to a T. Why yes, I do have an invisible, distractible, curious Dom DeLuise yapping at me during all waking hours. And like Urgo, it is sentient, because unfortunately, my Urgo is also me.

Not sure if anyone sees these or I'm just screaming into the void, gonna post anyway. Crashed out of this platform for a month+, crashed out of study/work for the last week or so. Study has taken me longer than I planned, but if I can make a strong push this week, it'll be all downhill from here

“Stupid fucking judge made me put this on my iPhone,” said the head of the nation’s largest government agency theonion.com/pete-he...

Great Auk for a ko-fi supporter, thanks for the support! ko-fi.com/lazert #birds

Puppy go nom on you arm

Commission Characters: Matthew Silvius - @fadedforest.bsky.social Lorenz Valerio - @tacticalcherry.bsky.social Michael River - Jwolfman (fa) Mika Mishima - @twinkalope.bsky.social Jonathan Lawyer - Crazyxenox (fa)

If you don't get it, check your calendar

You must become incredibly perverted from the human experience to survive this.

There's no way I'm freeballing that material Roddenberry thought was the future

Tapes!

We'll go to the Winchester, have a pint, and wait for this whole thing to blow over.

"I will wear a (suit) costume after this war will finish, yes" Wish Zelensky was my President. Absolute Chad.

hey dude.... i'm sure you had good intentions when you were ready to wield the great power you gained to actualize your vision for a better world, but the ominous and foreboding music track was playing instead of your usual character theme. is everything ok ?

@disboard.org Oh damn, you're legit. Hey, so, what will you be posting on BlueSky?

And then I pulled a Lily Aldrin and disappeared for like a month. Crashes happen, don't be ashamed of them folks. Everyone needs rest.

@lazer-t.bsky.social MEEP MEEP

did captain picard lead the x-men

HOLY CRAP NEELIX WAS ON CASTLE AS A JEWELRY APPRAISER

anyone got an upload of the (raw) hole?

I will lead the revolution