Keir today! Gone tomorrow? Tickets to see my new live show at JonathanPie.com youtu.be/XD0kXDKtW7o?...

Former Number 10 comms chief Matthew Doyle – who was recently given a peerage by Keir Starmer – has the whip suspended over his ties to a padeophile. No, not *that* paedophile. A different one. inews.co.uk/news/politic...

🚨 WATCH: Jewish activists heckle Nigel Farage during the launch of Reform UK's Jewish alliance "My grandmother fled Germany, you would deport her!"

Left: Nigel Farage calls for an end to working from home Right: Nigel Farage's Reform UK advertising a job which is working form home

Voters are ANGRY about immigration according to Cummings' latest diatribe. And yet, British Social Attitudes data published today shows voters split evenly between positive-neutral-negative on migrant impact on economy and culture. Some voters are ANGRY. Most are not.

Jose Luis Garcia-Lopez - smiling across the DC Universe

Trump Defends Racist Obama Meme & MAGA Rages Over Bad Bunny’s Spanish Halftime Show youtu.be/vfpQbv7CmeE

The main support for Reform comes from an older, mostly retired generation, who want to ensure that young people suffer the way they did.

This is absolutely insane. The sort of Kafka-esque nightmare you would find in a Philip K Dick book set far in the dystopian future. A window on America tumbling into autocracy. www.irishtimes.com/world/us/202...

For Brits asking me yesterday, this is an example of how the Patriots were the bad guys in the Superbowl

I also explored other counterintuitive probability puzzles—like the Birthday problem and Monty Hall—with Alex & Emily. Hear the episode: www.bbc.co.uk/sounds... Or pick up How to Expect the Unexpected: uk.bookshop.org/list... 9/10

Ever notice that multiple‑choice quizzes often feel strangely predictable? I recently dug into why answers so often sit in the middle—and what this reveals about our deep, systematic difficulty with randomness. It’s more surprising than you might think. 🧵👇 1/10

If Starmer wants a reset - and not yet another U-turn when the parliamentary party balks at a policy - here is his chance.

I cannot imagine how terrifying this was!

We pride ourselves on being a democracy and yet there’s a medieval theocratic anachronism in the heart of parliament: 26 bishops with automatic seats in the House of Lords. (The only other country in the world with clerics automatically entering a government is… Iran).

If you live in Scotland and want to see an end to compulsory worship in schools, support @humanistsociety.bsky.social by writing to your MSPs today. Religious worship is not education. Speak up now and help end religious indoctrination as standard. humanist.eaction.org.uk/religious-ob...

🔴Colonel Keir Starmer and the Battle of the Little Bighorn The Prime Minister’s allies believe he has survived the attempted coup against him, but few outside Downing Street expect him to last for much longer, reports @adambienkov.bsky.social bylinetimes.com/2026/02/10/c...

NEW Three reasons why the Mandelson disclosure exercise will be a shock for the government Ministers and officials usually are in control of disclosure exercises - but here they will not be - and why that matters A detailed post by me: emptycity.substack.com/p/three-reas...

This is pretty menacing. Sarah Pochin wrote to Bangor's university student run debating society requesting that she attend to "answer questions from students." When they said "no" Reform rolled all it's tanks onto the lawns and said they'll cut funding to the entire university if they win.

Megyn Kelly just shouting “FOOTBALL IS OURS” at Piers Morgan about Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl show is the perfect example of this moment in time. Put it in a time capsule and send it out into space.

“A student debating society in Bangor has barred several Reform members. This will lead to petrol bombs” is a moronic take to begin with. But obviously what he means is he hopes it leads to petrol bombs. The threat is implicit and explicit.

It’s very good of Prince William to distance himself from his horrific uncle Andrew, while on a visit to hang out with journalist-murdering bastard Mohammed bin Salman. I

NEW SUBSTACK: Two things can be true at once. Unless Starmer has misled anyone, it would be madness to resign over Mandelson. It's also true the way his strategy and the way he's done the job has led him, inevitably, to the moment he is in. goodallandgoodluck.substack.com/p/it-isnt-ju...

He certainly had a type

Ha! Good analogy. 🤣🤣

MPs cheering Keir Starmer at the PLP meeting "like the troops at Little Bighorn," remarks one exasperated Labour MP leaving the room

Ofcom’s founding director of standards has said he is “astounded” by the regulator’s decision not to investigate 32 complaints about a GB News interview with President Trump, in which he claimed human-induced climate change is “a hoax” www.theguardian.com/media/2026/f...

Ironic that a man barely ever in his workplace should make such a call.

“Those with sharpest knives cheer loudest.” - ancient Klingon proverb.

Round of applause and cheers for Keir Starmer as he arrives to address Labour MPs at the PLP meeting Almost as loud as the response Theresa May and Boris Johnson got from Tory MPs before they were ousted

Nothing says a PM’s position is utterly secure, quite like using a stopwatch to time a coordinated round of applause. 😜

“Does the Prime Minister have full confidence in Anas Sarwar?” PMQs preview. 🤣

Aye…and only about a year after removing the whip from ‘rebels’ who voted in favour of such measures. 🤔🙄 Your virtuous principles are more changeable than the weather. 🤬

Not today's main point, but I do find it odd that ministers are signalling their support of Keir Starmer - pretty important as their silence is interpreted as a sign they might quit and force him to resign! - by... posting on X. You know, the site condemned for being an AI porn hellscape last month

I’m a joker, I’m a smoker, I’m a midnight toker Detail from Batman 251 (1973), by Denny O’Neil and Neal Adams.

SARWAR: [loudly] I AM SPARTACUS! [awaiting applause] SARWAR: [quieter] I...I am Spartacus? [crickets] SARWAR: Anyone... Anyone else feeling like Spartacus right now? REST OF LABOUR: lol get a load of Spartacus over there

Coffee and improved cognition, reduced dementia >130,000 people followed 37 years Benefit seen only with caffeinated coffee or tea and most pronounced ~2 cups/day @jama.com ☕️☕️https://jamanetwork.com/journals/jama/fullarticle/2844764

But oleaginous Wes Streeting winked, as he did so. 🙄

as a member of the cabinet, I have COMPLETE FAITH in Keir Starmer as Prime Minister. the country needs us UNITED at this difficult time. we should NOT be looking to change leader for AT LEAST two weeks, after I've had a chance to design a new campaign website in Canva

Hold on, this Anas Sarwar? Surely not.

#WesStreeting is an honourable man, utterly devoid of personal ambition. Aye, ma bahookie! 🤪

"The source confirmed there have been conversations between Sarwar and allies of Health Secretary Wes Streeting... in the run-up to the decision to call for Starmer to quit" www.politicshome.com/news/article...

David Lammy, Rachel Reeves, Darren Jones, John Healey, Heidi Alexander etc have all rallied round the prime minister - keep an eye on which cabinet ministers don't 👀

Then why, Mr Starmer, have you been using it as a force for evil?

A 1935 Sinclair Lewis political novel has a title almost identical to this.

Of course, an unplanned resignation remains a viable option. 🤓👍🏻

“Tomorrow is another day.” - Scarlett O’Starmer 🤓

“Call Starmer’s decision shortsighted, stupid, unwise, but it cannot be described as uncalculated. Mandelson’s value to the party leadership simply mattered more than his associations with the world’s best-known child sex offender.” #KeirStarmer www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...