Viking Kittens

my daughter insisted that i watch a clip from an episode of "my little pony". i did and quickly realized why she asked. i looked up... "honey, did i just hear...?" "yes dad," she replied, "it was the wilhelm scream". so you can cancel the ceremony and just mail me that father of the year award.

I am 5 feet tall. Thank you, government, for believing in me so much.

“They’re deporting all the people who pay into Social Security but never take anything out because they aren’t eligible” It’s so simple, but those absolute slabs of clay are too thick to grasp it.

“I mean, your society’s broken… Should we blame the rich, powerful people who caused it? No let’s blame the people with no power & no money & these immigrants who don’t even have the vote, yeah it must be their fucking fault.” —Iain Banks died #OTD, 9 June, 2013 www.theguardian.com/books/2013/j...

Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes." After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc

Dem leadership for generations: no you fool, you infant. It is a process. It takes time and political capital and expertise, it's- Mamdani, dusting off his hands: fixed it Dem leadership: what do you mean you fixed it Mamdani: Just had to unplug it.

Dem leadership: changing this is a difficult process, you fool. You rube. You utter infant. Give us between $5 and $50 Mamdani, wiping grease off his hands: So it turns out there's a switch on this machine that puts it into either orphan-shredding mode or free school lunch mode. Just had to flip it

This is for a lot of ppl but doubly for @zackdavisson.com - Remastered 4k Popeye up for preorder.

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FastNet, a Machine Learning Weather Prediction model developed with @theturing.bsky.social combines machine learning with physics-based modelling. It is unlocking new forecasting capability, improving prediction of challenges like daily temp cycles & enabling earlier insight for heatwave decisions.

lol just reading bits of this again and getting mad at how good at comics ted and ro are. look at those layouts. the acting. the detail???? did you know ted inks traditionally with pen and paper? does that fill you with white-hot fury? because it should!

🔴🟡🔵Big Walk is coming to Nintendo Switch 2, Steam (PC and Mac), and PlayStation 5 on August 4th! Learn more at bigwalk.game 🔴🟡🔵

better shot

This image is obviously wrong (highest drag should be right in front, not across the top) And obviously AI Which I found disappointing Because instead of just asking ChatGPT or Gemini to make a (wrong) fake picture You can just ask Codex or CC to rig you up an actual aerodynamics sim

草薙素子 / GHOST IN THE SHELL

The mother of a workmate was devoted to gnomes, and painted them. She would visit DIY shops and ask if they had any cheap sample pots "Because I need to touch up my little men."

This is the only reason to use the carousel.

it keeps happening

Picked up my diverted post today and am delighted to see that Reform sent fuckloads of letters to my old address after I’d moved and registered to vote elsewhere.

Megan Aldrich, 30, works full time in an attempt to avoid starving to death, but is forced to choose between showing up to work and being the sort of person who doesn’t cry in the shower.

FINISHED! should i take preorder?

Not even in Chester if they’re Welsh, because of woke

i love still having the capacity for this country to surprise me. there's a village called Nempnett Thrubwell

Taiko No Tatsujin - Yukata Super Big Plush is $22.50 on Amazon amzn.to/4fyByTY #ad

these are going to have so much fucking depth its going to make you scream

HAHAHAHAHA YES HE DID IT

OH MY GOD IT'S WHERE FAIRY TOOT IS en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fairy_T...

My fiancée and I have a game we play when we drive through rural England, “which village sounds the most like a Tory MP”. My current favourite is this one, on the Dorset/Somerset border.

Good news: its a weekly series! The next issue comes out Wednesday!

He hasn't grown in his wings yet~ #Spyro

Great thread happening rn on r/beetlemoses right now

🇯🇵 Starting a new, slowly evolving thread (1-2 posts a day!) on 20 of my fave Japanese jazz tracks—vintage & recent Jazz is a Black American art form—God tier music—that many countries embraced, including Japan There’s long been a reverence for jazz in Japan—from jazz kissas (cafés) to… 1/21

Veronica Swift is really phenomenal - so hugely musical but also v authentically showy - but this is specifically interesting to hear Brad play There Will Never Be Another You, which is certain circles is considered an Overplayed Standard (undeserved rep IMO). youtu.be/jWG1dNvXw3E?...

this genre

Here's an easter egg in the new Lego Batman that I think all of you will REALLY appreciate. It's so good, I had to make a video.

Happy Pride month, everyone! It’s an excellent excuse for me to once again point out that in less than 3 months our queer, farcical, semi-heist romcom that hates ai and billionaires and loves real human connection is coming out! Quoted is the first 10 pages, which were the original pitch!

Saw this delightful weighing scale on display in the GWR Steam museum in Swindon — rather than fat-shaming you, this scale rewarded you with chocolate!

𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘌𝘮𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴 ffxiv・Venat ・ ヴェーネス Major Arcana series #ffxivart

My heart has been hurting since the heatwave and I am ready to play with the sharps in the kitchen door because I’m SO fucking tired and sleep doesn’t work because chest pain and everyone who calls me apparently wants hours of me for free every day including goddamn Sunday.

Here are He-Man and Battle-Cat, probably looking for burglars to catch or something, you know what they're like.

Equalizer but Not A Psycho is a winning genre, hell so was Equalizer But Still A Psycho, ppl love seeing bullies get beaten up, always have, always will

He lives in a pineapple under the sea.

As a squeamish person, what the fuck is wrong with the article writer here? We have *every other genre*, let the horror kids have theirs.

Jesus Christ I just laughed myself into a fit