I identify less with my astrological sign than I do with the way people describe my dog. Like, I guess I'm a Capricorn but I'm for sure "treat motivated."

I love that the Boston cop slide never got fixed and now people just willingly go down it in tribute. It’s basically a national landmark at this point

Maybe don't start destroying the White House right before an election. Things the consultants don't tell you.

THERE IT IS

The oligarchy came out in full force against Zohran Mamdani's fight for a more affordable NYC. It didn't matter. Let his victory in the face of Big Money serve as a reminder that people have the power.

Even winning this year’s Halloween costume prize couldn’t ease Carol’s existential ennui. “Another October, another ghost, another shiny prize. Maybe a pig’s ear would cheer me. Ah nuts, who am I kidding.”

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We can't translate what we haven't discovered. Fund the questions, not just the answers. @australianlabor.bsky.social, @mon4kooyong.bsky.social www.nature.com/articles/d41...

If your savings account can’t buy you a yacht, maybe stop voting like it can.

One of my least rational beliefs is that if you pull off a heist without hurting anyone or getting caught within a day, that's your stuff fair and square.

Portland has fallen!

Discovery research is the sexiest 😛

Dear funding agencies, I know we all want to discover the wonder drug that will cure the horrible diseases, but to do that, we need to invest in basic, unsexy, foundational research on how the systems work. Funding can’t all be drug development. Sincerely, Looking for basic research grants.

But also we’re terrified of the subway

Jane Goodall, ethologist and conservationist, has died. She was 91

More guns than people… Is it freedom or a national death cult that keeps growing?

If the Ryder Cup shows us anything, it’s that the problem with America isn’t Trump. It’s Americans.

CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1965: 20-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio in 1990: 75-1 CEO-to-worker pay ratio today: 280-to-1 Trickle-down economics was always a sham. Nothing has ever trickled down.

Starbucks is closing stores and cutting 900 jobs in a restructuring move. 1,100 jobs were slashed earlier this year. Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024. This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.

He stood in front of the world at the UN today, and every other word out of his mouth was a lie. I’ll say it again, we’ve not been here before. An American President who lies as he breathes. It’s a terrible place to be. Shame on the media & everyone who’s normalized his lying and/or doesn’t care.

BREAKING: Trump's border czar Tom Homan was investigated for accepting $50,000 from undercover FBI agents. Trump's DOJ shut it down. www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/t...

I tell you what, learn a little bit about cancer and people who think you can cure cancer with diet or supplements do look very silly. This is why cancer biologists have such a hard time not being snarky.

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Preach Brother Preach 💙🙏👏🏼👏🏼

Next time someone on the right claims all the political violence in this country is coming from the left, not the right, do please show them this. You're welcome

So not surprising that the people who fetishize assault rifles kill more Americans than those who don't.

“The trend in recent years has been for the great majority of extremist-related murders to be connected to some form of right-wing extremism. That is also true for 2024: for the third year in a row, all the murders identified were tied to right-wing extremism.” www.adl.org/resources/re...

Brian Kilmeade and Fox wants Genocide of homeless human beings: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill 'em." Kilmeade is trying to normalize Genocide. There's absolutely no other way to frame this: "The Final Solution" – different group, different decade, same thing.

PSA: Please reschedule any fishing charters and remain inland for the next 24-48 hours. The President is embroiled in another sex scandal and will be looking for something to bomb. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

If you need a laugh check out this video DC resident blasts Star Wars ‘Imperial March’ while following the National Guard. Pretty clever. 😂😂😂 So fitting

The “problem” with vaccines? They so effective at preventing deaths that they create generations of people that question whether disease was a problem in the first place because they have never experienced the horrors of a world without vaccines.

Some parts of society have always tried to downplay diseases. History has almost always proven them wrong.

Under RFK Jr the CDC has become the Center for Disease Creation.

The CDC doesn't understand disease control. The EPA doesn't understand environmental protection. Now it's clear the Dept of Energy doesn't understand energy. This administration is populated by imbeciles.

The President of the United States just essentially declared a war on Chicago because — wait for it! — Black and Brown people live here. This is not normal. This is not okay. And we are going to fucking fight back.

What I find truly remarkable about Pete Hegseth is that he's somehow both. Against all logic, Pete Hegseth is both very bad at his job and yet desperately pitching himself as peak masculinity. He's both a lame duck and a paper tiger.

Excellent from the @jewishcouncilau.bsky.social

The obnoxious HYPOCRISY of trumpliQans, illustrated. [Artist: Amii James — via www.amiiillustrates.com]

We used to call this stupidity. There were smart people and stupid people and we let the smart people do the things they were good at and the stupid people were taken care of and didn't need to worry about what the smart people were doing. But now we let the stupid people think they're smart.

“I miss when Disney didn’t push an agenda!” 😁 Disney in 1943: GET VACCINATED!

And I would never want to get between Ted and a trip to Cancun when there’s an emergency in Texas

The United States is the only place on earth where poor people shun unions, free healthcare, and free education because the rich tell them to.

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