It’s troubling, but I’ve considered starting a dust buster / vacuum cleaner collection

CBS News will now be a megaphone for the country's most vicious crusader against free speech, and the most relentless propagandist of far-right disinformation. Cancel Paramount Plus, call every CBS advertiser until their only remaining ads are for MyPillow and Daily Stormer.

Now that you mention it, why do we even have human beings at all. What a waste of resources we are! We should all just lay very still on the ground until we’re dead.

Forcing my 4 year old to watch Charlie Chaplin

The Riyadh comedy beheadings will be fun

My son has told me this is “a café with a tower of pumpkins out front”

Stupid to dunk on posts yes, but I loathe this with every fiber of my being. Even good normal Americans are just so idiotic sometimes

Watch Eddington instead

Being punished for not posting enough

Happy I can continue to watch Alien Earth

Shit I’m positing about bugs again on the TL.

Saw this giant guy on a car today I didn’t know they had them in Queens

I love to stand in the shower with my hands against the wall and my head bowed, water running down the elaborate back tattoo that hints at the torment within

I’m fucking retweeting tUCKER Carlson like look what this is makin me do I feel SICK

If I don’t get off these sites I may not make it hahaha

I think this image is what will send me to a padded room forever every day on this hell planet I wonder how there can be such sickness and we just have to keep going to work haha can’t wait for my matcha tomorrow!!!

For decades everyone on the list argued they only knew Epstein in a professional capacity while all the notes to him are "I sure love being pedophiles together with you, my friend Jeffrey Epstein"

Another day another yelling at the pediatricians office to call the father since he is the point person (as has been noted) bc I’m the one with the full time office job. Oh no but mom is default right. So done w this shit

Husband is bingeing Prison Break. It’s rough over here right now

Instead of rose petals cover my bed in ground flax meal

AI COMPANY CEO: "We are entering into a glorious age of trans-humanistic capacity and uninhibited intellectual utopia!" REALITY: ***guy falls in love with his computer and goes to the hospital after slamming his laptop shut on his penis 100 times***

Took a huge sniff of these this morning to get me going

I feel so disgusting and my pants don’t fit and then I went and had a large bagel. Every time man 🙂‍↔️

Luckily if I die suddenly and people look at my google search history will be so stupid and like full of weird bugs and animal species and obscure wars they gonna be bored and pissed off

Anyone need?

Population of bears: rising

Not gonna make it to 9pm bedtime fading fast

I love to feel like total shit all the time

Completely forgot that we recently to war with Iran for a few days. Lmao!

Spider fam 🥹

ready for my dinner

Shooting range with Labubus as targets

Spiritually you all have wives

I like this show and movie! Ok then you should be shot and killed

Had a quad iced latte and then took a one hour nap

the adults in the room: “it is now the appropriate time to start to care about the children we’ve watched get sniped, set on fire, and blown apart for two years”

Sam Altman has the same eyes as the Idaho college murderer.

My parents reactions to like the internet boom and iPhones wasn’t anything more than like wow haha new tech oh boy this is overwhelming! Yet my reaction to AI is that I don’t want to live anymore hmm

Weekend plans

if you put me in a bedtime situation i'm going to fall asleep

Watching previously banned On the Silver Globe (Poland, 1988) while my son snores beside me.

[worst possible stuff happening everywhere] man why do I feel bad

If it ain’t woke don’t fix it

Love my echo chamber where there are no Nazi chat bots.

LOCKED tf IN. (Criterion Channel is my new religion)

We’ll never get the damn pee tape now 😤

I can’t quite get over how menswear guy says he can’t tell AI is fake. I can tell immediately every time and I am sick that others cannot. Thank you