Blair Murray just caught a taxi. And held on.

How did those presenters keep a straight face

Today is a good day to remember, and to say, that the #MeToo movement was right, and was righteous, and has been vindicated over and over again. There was no overreach. There was no excess. There was no they-went-too-far. So much work remains to be done.

Trump’s gold bling in the WH reminded me of a clip I posted 5 years ago of Charlie Sheen in the UK telling a story of the time Trump gave him a wedding gift.

I can't help coming back to this notion that he may have it in his power to disprove all this fake news and show us all what an innocent and lovely, upstanding chap he is by ....releasing the Epstein files.

Robbie Gibb showing his true colours after Brexit.

Important to remember!!! 👇👇

As a TV licence payer I would like to give the BBC my permission to say fuck off to Trump.

John Le Carre was right about the British establishment and how the alumni of the best schools will sell out their own country for status and money and in particular a desperate desire for American attention

For the UK's sake, please can this shit-show from #Trump over the #BBC documentary result in the exposition and public sacking/resignation of #RobbieGibb, a devisive 5th columnist appointed by the Telegraph's Boris Johnson. His interference is knowingly/actively destroying public broadcaster WE OWN

Definitely a piece worth reading - Goodall speaks from a position of high experience regarding the BBC/Trump bullshit fiasco. goodallandgoodluck.substack.com/p/the-truth-...

A radio programme like the Shipping Forecast but it’s called Bin Day and it just reads out every single council in the country’s bin schedule

Be under no illusions, the #Trump attack on the #BBC is part of a coordinated attack on a British institution and our democratic independence by private business and more worrying, a foreign government, actively facilitated by the likes of #RobbieGibb, #BorisJohnson & #Farage. 1/1

Two-thirds of California's power comes from clean energy. For 9 in 10 days so far this year, we were 100% powered for some part of the day by clean energy. The Golden State has become the world's fourth-largest economy because of our climate leadership, not in spite of it.

Why oh why is this not a real thing!!!! Fuck you AI. You are like a Wonka golden ticket that's floating on the wind, always just out of reach.

I think we are about 3 weeks away from #Trump threatening to sue anyone who didn't vote for him or posted or uttered any hurty words, ever. The man is the thinnest skinned fanny on the planet.

So #Trump thinks he lives in a universe where he can sue the BBC for $1Bn for the edit of a speech (which did actually incite people to commit violence on Jan 6th). What a monumentally clueless fucktard he is. Brain dead. The sooner that septic turd is gone, the better for the entire world.

They missed out one crucial suggestion that has worked wonders for me. Live in Cardiff. Zero Baboon issues so far.

The Green Party leader Zack Polanski has just announced two defections from Labour to the Welsh Greens. Sean Morgan, former Labour leader of Caerphilly Council has joined the Greens. Former Labour group leader on Carmarthenshire County Council Robert James has also defected. 1/2

This is why you need to stop using #AI instead of people... Virgin Media's have, in their preview programme for the weekend's game, listed Ryan Elias, who plays the position of hooker for Wales in rugby, as "butain Ryan Elias" It means "The Whore Ryan Elias" in Welsh. Dopey conts. #Wales #Rugby

I guess you could argue that she briefly, patriotically, stopped Donald Trump from raping minors,; so she probably deserves something. I'd have said chlamydia was a more appropriate reward, but then again, I'm not a USA citizen.

Why do so many exceptionally thick people think that appearing on daytime quizzes on national TV is a such cracking idea? They do know people can see them, right?

Well, I'm already going down a rabbit hole of gig nostalgia, so why the fuck not...

A tax of 2% on wealth over £10 million would raise £24 billion every year 🤯 This could be used to fund our public services properly - from schools to hospitals. While Reeves says we must all “do our bit”, Plaid Cymru believes it’s time for those with the broadest shoulders to pay their fair share.

Blow up your Tesla. If you haven't completely removed yourself from X/twitter and deleted your account- what the fuck is wrong with you? (I include all the UK political parties in this, as well as you individuals). apnews.com/article/musk...

CARTOON OF THE DAY (From @mluckovichajc)

Anybody got archive copies of the Mail, Telegraph, Sun, Express, BBC and Sky News outrage about the 672 prisoners released in error between March 2013-March 2023 and the 115 in the Tories last year in office, they must be out there somewhere.

Watching Question Time on delay, and am in awe at the ability of certain panelist to bang on about the failing public sector, prisons in this case, and accepting is chronically underfunded and under staffed, and then immediately argue that the government should cut costs not raise taxes. #BBCqt

So the #Tories spent their entire PMQs setting up a gotcha for a plassticine #DavidLammy in order to boost #RefformUK 's fucking poll lead? Is that right? The major parties are full of fucking idiots, led by SPADS that make "The thick off it" feel like a feel good documentary about the golden era.

So the suspect in the Huntingdon train knife attack is UK-born Anthony Williams, & the LNER employee who was critically injured while protecting travellers (& will hopefully recover) is Samir Zitouni. Good luck to Reform politicians & fans as they try their hardest to make this about migration.

And to think that the Tories were deperate to bring in a law that stated that trains didn't need human train guards. The counter argument, that they rallied against was the need for them fro passenger safety (and disabled assistance) Add this to their long, long list of deeply fucking wrong.

I can't believe my mother didnt mention that she had started a new job in I.T.

Anyway, stoked to see how the political tendency that has spent decades cutting mental health funding, advocating for driverless trains and mocking attempts to ban big knives deals with a train driver and guard’s swift action helping end a mentally ill man’s rampage with a big knife.

Ladies and gentlwmen, may I introduce you to the single most pointless headline of all time. It trumps last week's headline questioning ursine defecation practices and the efficacy of papal knackers.

I swear to fuck, and I really do mean this : I will not be moving to a new appartment, nor spend a single goddam cent in New York if #Mamdami wins.

Lovely to hear BadEnoch replying to the Chancellor's speech by outlining the impact the Tories have had, relentlessly fucking the country for 14 years, and realising that shit now needs to be fixed.

Dear #BBCNews. I'm pretty sure you can produce a report on AWS, Apple etc without actually airing their TV commercials, which I am pretty sure completely contradicts your charter and impartiality remit.

ZIp lines go downhill fast. Perfect for the WRU.

Watching #BBCQT (yes I still do occasionally) - Fiona Bruce is just absolutely terrible at any of the nuance needed for the job (thinking back to some quality chairs of the past), rather than biased. The programme editor in her ear may or not be be, but she really is just... shit at this.

Now THAT is a #Traitors challenge! Visually brilliant and enough properly nervy tension that would make it a dream augment in post.

The name for one of the new Welsh regions has been leaked by an unlikely source.

Just so you know how to spot a Paedo-Cunt at large, he iss now called "Mr Andrew Mountbatten Windsor" There is no longer a Paedo Cunt called "Prince Andrew"

Minority representation on TV causes outrage From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Well that's informative...

A thread worth reading. The headlines about a nerdy bloke make him seem harmless. Actually a massive racist who harboured an unbelieveable arsenal of extremely dangerous weaponry and substances, with the intent to use them on Musliims & Jews. But sure, just "Nerdy" That's our fucked up press.

"But the top 1% are already paying the most tax" No shit Sherlock. That's because the top 1% are earning the most through that wealth. That's why they are identified as "the top 1%". It's a fucking moronic argument against the most wealthy paying more tax, particularly on unearned wealth.

The Rancid Orange Gibbon King sits on his throne wondering what all the fuss around his #Trump2028 plan is about, as #Grokipedia just told him that George Bush was President 3 times: in 1989, 2001 and 2005.

Seasonal reminder, Pumpkins make Hedgehogs sick, so don't leave any out where they can reach them.

Reform UK watchers have been puzzled by a newly disclosed donation to the party of £50,000 by a company whose accounts are overdue and which most recently reported a trading loss of more than £2.4m ✍️Martin Shipton

#SarahPochin hates the Black and White minstrel show for exactly the wrong reasons. #ReformUK are #RacistTurds