I hear the emdash is considered a ChatGPT signature and like...what? I know waaaaay too many good writers with an emdash addiction for that to be any kind of tell.

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Everyone’s worried about the tariffs but I’m just going to start buying everything at airport duty-free stores. I’ll be eating the finest Toblerone and cigarettes for the next four years, suckers!

Here are some nice mushrooms

Stop scrolling and enjoy this picture of Tayvis bc holy shit today has been a day

No matter where you fall on the TikTok ban, the President undoing by “executive order” a law passed by Congress and upheld unanimously by the Supreme Court is an unconstitutional abuse of power.

Merry Christmas from the only swiftie in the family 🫶🏼

AOC: “Oh, I don’t think we’re witnessing the START of an oligarchy. I think we are fully here.” 🇺🇸

THIS IS SO FUNNY IM CRYING

Dan trusts his guys

Getting every outfit wrong but Rep feels impressive tbh

this is so insane she couldn't even drink yet and she was putting pen to paper on scripture like this

The hawk tuah girl turning into a crypto scammer is peak 2024 story arc that I didn’t have on my bingo card

well well well. if it isn't exclusively the music i started listening to before the age of 26. and dua lipa

Leaving Twitter is like leaving an abusive relationship.

If you as a parent do not want your child to read about something, that is your job as a parent to oversee their reading. It should absolutely not affect what children who are not yours are reading.

FACT: Aaron Rodgers, a dumbass jock who knows fuck all about science and medicine and uses the media to spew dangerous conspiracy theories about vaccines to gullible fans who listen to him because he used to be able to throw a football, sucks.

Gonna get ahead of this right now, since bowl news is going to keep pouring in - if you're of the opinion there are too many bowl games, that's fine. That is absolutely NOT our opinion. All football is good football, y'all.

why are people on Twitter so pressed about “sleep streaming” like why do they find it so unbelievable people have 50k+ streams?? I listen to music CONSTANTLY so yes 45k minutes is realistic. But also who cares if people do anyway,like that it doesn’t affect u 😭it’s really not that deep

our first winter weather advisory is here and that makes me want to die 🫠🫠

when listening to teenage dirtbag does anyone else think about the fact people have seen taylor and travis duet it? bc it lives rent free in my mind

CAN THEY STOP REMINDING US IM GONNA CRASH OUT SO BAD

It’s really giving

I won’t get my anthology vinyl until next week 😭😭😭 target hurry up!

song checkpoint: quote w what ur currently listening to or what u last listened to

ok when you put it that way i am a little embarrassed

didn’t realize this was necessary but thank you Taylor for usually having shows on weekends… Kendrick’s show in Detroit is on a flipping Tuesday

furthermore…

i have a problem..

Genius proclaims Taylor Swift as the #1 “Most Popular Artist of 2024” and #1 “Producer of 2024” ‘TTPD’ is also listed as their #1 “Most Popular Album of 2024” while ‘Fortnight’, ‘So Long, London’, and ‘The Tortured Poets Department’ are listed as the “Most Popular Songs of 2024” at #8, 9, and 10.

i wonder consistently why my throw pillows are all fucked up.. i think the culprit has been found

Objection, Your Honor

Omg not Jan commenting on a NH video😭

😒😒😒😒

Football Sunday is so fun when your team isn’t playing

nothing is better than ohio state losing

the bag has been secured

Please please please please DO NOT BUY THE BOOK OR VINYL AT AN INFLATED PRICE FROM RESELLERS!!! It’s not limited edition and will be restocked! Don’t waste your money helping scalpers!

Me everytime I flip the page in the Eras Tour Book

THIS IS A THREAT

Sports betting is gonna be this generation’s crack epidemic. Already seeing lives being destroyed coz of parlays.

Happy release day! "The Anthology" will be available for everyone from 14h (Spanish peninsular time) on Taylor's international websites. 💵 You can buy the vinyl here: - Europe: storeeu.taylorswift.com/en-en-es - UK: storeuk.taylorswift.com - France: taylorswift-store.fr

Taylor Nation being the biggest Tayvis Stan, and you have people complaining about seeing his jersey like get over it

My tiny lil hometown target was ransacked. I got the book but no vinyl 😪 here’s hoping online tomorrow 🤞🏼

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Packers so damn good at running the ball btwn the tackles