Fun breakdown of my anxiety… For the vast majority of my friends, I assume they either (a) secretly hate me, or (b) think I secretly hate them, even though I don’t. Which one are you?

I'll also say that I am a DELIGHTFUL podcast guest. Just ask @bexmcglex.bsky.social ,or @demontomatodave.bsky.social ,or @mikeyface.bsky.social ,or @krisstraub.com ,or @stuartgipp.bsky.social, or some other bugger.

Someone shot up my kid's school today, and our governor is paying tribute to a guy who thought that is an acceptable price to pay for having the Second Amendment. Jared Polis has failed Colorado.

Man that dude will do anything to avoid debating Dean Withers

New gender neutral bathroom just dropped

Fixed it for him

Seriously, how though?

I was about 12 years old when I met Chuck. He was a distant relative and I only met him the one time, but I’ll cherish it forever. Chuck was playing at The Blue Note in New York City, and he had arranged for me to join him onstage for a bit. 🧵 apnews.com/article/chuc...

We're over a third of the way funded for my sister's funeral. A huge thank you to everyone who has contributed so far. It means the world to me and my family.

Doctor Who fans will know Ben from Gallifrey One, as a genial panel host (part of the Game of Rassilon and stepping in to replace me on game shows) and all round good person. Please pitch in and help if you can. #DoctorWho

The problem with most machine-based random number generators is that they’re not TRULY random, so if you need genuine randomness it is sometimes necessary to link your code to an external random process like a physical noise source or the current rate of US tariffs on a given country.

Look I’m not saying that my performance of “Asexuality! The Solo Musical”—as part of the (Cursed Child counter programming) Joy Who Lived festival of trans theatre in LA—was so successful that it made JK Rowling lash out against the ace community. But I’m not *not* saying that either.

Happy International Asexuality Day! Here’s a song from my musical I wrote about the first time I heard the word “asexual,” and it felt like something was finally right.

International Asexuality Day (IAD) is celebrated worldwide every year on April 6th to recognize asexual people and to promote understanding of the ace umbrella. The day is dedicated to raising awareness and promoting the rights of the ace community.

It’s trans day of visibility. Here’s me being visible. #tdov

Every time a femme friend complains about men to me I’m like “Have you heard the good word of our lord and savior, Being A Lesbian?”

Have you ever wanted to take money out of JK Rowling’s pocket? Well, this festival is the next best thing. And I’m performing this Thursday! joywholived.com

Whoever said "A poor workman always blames his tools" obviously never had an Adobe Creative Cloud subscription.

Definitely did not have “Michelle Trachtenberg and Gene Hackman die on the same day” on my 2025 bingo card. RIP 🖤🖤🖤

Nyu, nothing quite so great as being a girl

The funniest thing I’ve seen in the last few weeks is my local Target has fully closed the self-checkout area. I’m not gonna say it’s because people started shoplifting more after they announced their diversity, equity, and inclusion rollbacks. But I’d be surprised if there were any other reason.

Without the T, there is no pride.

This. Is. Happening. NOW.

NorCal friends! My solo show is coming to Arcata 3/2! www.playhousearts.org/event-detail...

1. Yesterday, Trump's executive order crossed a new line. No longer are the NYT Op-eds, thin veneers of pseudoscience, and false claims about trans people needed to justify discrimination. We enter an era where our humanity itself is officially questioned. Subscribe to support my journalism.

your trans friends are sadder than they've ever been, and would love a check in

Well the bad news is that it’s apparently legal to try to violently overthrow the government. The good news is that IT’S LEGAL TO VIOLENTLY OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT.

Goodbye Target. Hello, Costco.

Welp, there you have it. The "sin of empathy."

I don’t think it’s fair to compare Trump to Hitler. After all, only one of them was the guy who killed Hitler.

Oh btw quick reminder everyone—genocide is BAD actually.

Some good resources in here as ICE starts its attacks on immigrants www.ktvu.com/news/immigra...

We’re meant to calmly accept the absurd idea that any white man is innately qualified for any job or position, no matter what his education, resume or proven capabilities and any non-white man or woman inherently stole their way into employment via #DEI. This of course is pure, undiluted fascism.

“No, of course Trump won’t implement Project 2025 - it’s too extreme, you naive idiot.”

in summary, after George Floyd it was like “and now the work begins and THIS TIME WE MEAN IT” and then the work began and it was like “actually we don’t want to do the work” and now it’s like “we are making the work illegal”

I too am not afraid and not going back. ever.

The moment I knew that I could no longer live a lie was the moment I realized: I would rather die tomorrow as a woman than alive to 90 as a man.

It is your duty as an American to eradicate Nazis from public life.

Last night I learned that I may have a couple of forms of synesthesia?? You mean to tell me that most people DON’T associate colors with days, months, numbers and musical notes??? 🤯🤯🤯

MOVIE TRIVIA: Did you know that Jesse Eisenberg has played Lex Luthor in 3 films to date? -Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice (2016) -Justice League (2017)/Snyder cut (2021) -The Social Network (2010)

stitchesinti.me updated! 2023 edition is live! (Watch Doctor Who in Chronological Order, from the Big Bang to the heat death of the universe!)