Man the Backstreet Boys must need huge down payments on new apocalypse bunker compounds or something

My mom has been mixing Pepsi Zero with non-dairy creamer (Sugar-free Italian Sweet Cream), lots of ice, and drinking it. A scary variation on Pilk. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pilk

Flaws in how 17 models of headphones and speakers use Google’s one-tap Fast Pair Bluetooth protocol have left devices open to eavesdroppers and stalkers. www.wired.com/story/google...

Follow up to the Apple Security Bounty debacle: Someone at Apple saw my blogosplat post detailing the problems I’ve been having. They expedited the payment of 5 bounties (most $1k bounties) and I received the payment on Dec 31st just after the ball dropped!

My man looks like he’s self published an e-book on phrenology

This is true and I was the only one on set excited about it (and playing the song on my phone to blank stares)

I was watching a young earth creationist use a conversational LLM that claimed atheism is a religion. I’ve checked ChapGPT, Gemini, and even Grok, but none include atheism as a religion as an answer to, “what religions teach there is no afterlife?” Which LLM could he have been using?

I think @hankgreen.bsky.social needs to research the true appearance of Jesus in more depth.

I wanted to thank all y’alls for your generosity (gofund.me/495877e91). Your help with insurance/utilities means so much to me. I’m so grateful for your support.

I’ve made a blog post about the serious privacy bug I reported and Apple fixed silently in iOS 18.7 and vocally in iOS 26.0 Once again, I must sadly ask for help paying bills too (it’s in the post). paradisefacade.com/blog/2025/10...

the chosen capybara

It would have been nice if @kyleor.land asked ChatGPT-5: 5.9 = x + 5.11, solve for x

The irony of Candice Owens saying that dinosaurs are fake and gay is that many living dinosaurs are, in fact, gay, and that's something that was probably true of dinosaurs in the past too.

The problem is all the PhDs they talked to work for AiG, ICR, and especially DI.

This is fascinating: www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/s/I... Someone “worked on a book with ChatGPT” for weeks and then sought help on Reddit when they couldn’t download the file. Redditors helped them realized ChatGPT had just been roleplaying/lying and there was no file/book…

RFK Jr celebrated the release of the MAHA report by downing raw milk shooters in the White House with influencer Paul Saladino. Hazards of raw milk include Listeria, Salmonella, Campylobacter, Yersinia, E. coli O157:H7, and now-- avian flu.

It’s come to me desperately asking for help via a GoFundMe. I have no money for health insurance, rent, or medication. I’m screwed as of June 1st without help. Any assistance would be greatly appreciated. gofund.me/5dfd5a7b

DTS won't (and shouldn't!) debug problems with third-party compiled code, like libraries you license that don't come with source. Only someone experienced in reverse engineering can do that, and they can be hard to find. Pay attention.

A 20-year retrospective on reverse-engineering an Apple bug and a very desperate plea for help. About my trials with the SystemUIServer, reverse-engineering, and how I lost my job at Apple due to my disability and why I kindly request your help. paradisefacade.com/blog/2025/5/...

Please highlight this story. ICE stormed into the wrong house, trashed the place, and made women/girls stand outside in the rain in their underwear. ICE also stole phones, laptops, and cash savings from the family, who moved to OKC two weeks ago. kfor.com/news/local/w...

Yall wanna hear something extremely embarrassing? Before Trump’s election, a bunch of academics who lumbered rightward after being criticized by the left (Pinker, Dawkins, Krauss) wrote essays for a book that is coming out in July about the threats to academia from the left. YALL, THE TITLE!!

I am watching the movie Heat and I wanted to check if the actress is a young Angelina Jolie so I went to google and-

Cocaine, other drugs will be exempted from new tariffs, Trump administration says

TIL if you generate an image, you can ask any of the AI slop generation tools to “make it super cute and kawaii” and it’ll try to do so. Even if you first ask the AI slop tool to generate a Satanic Abomination, you can just follow it up with, “make it super cute and kawaii”.

charge $5 each and see how many studio ghibli pics people get the plagiarism machine to make (what's the fucking business model here)

@planarwalk.bsky.social Some AI slop for you.

Parents of the child who died of measles have joined RFK-founded Children's Health Defense. Anti-vaccine groups excel at swooping in for tragedy, offering parents a cause. “Don’t do the shots,” her mother said, measles is “not as bad as they’re making it out to be.” www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...

Google Gemini is the evolutionist’s worst nightmare!

Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well…

I look at Microsoft’s version of iCloud Private Relay and cry. It was severely data limited (50GB/mo or 5GB/mo), only worked in specific apps, like Edge (or was cancelled recently), and had numerous exclusions. support.microsoft.com/en-us/topic/... www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/microso...

Just got a notification that there’s a suspected case of measles *at my daughter’s day care* in Austin. I’m livid that the anti-vaccine movement has brought us to this incredibly dangerous moment. I’m also terrified about what’s to come: a confirmed case in Austin would indicate a serious outbreak.

(a Holy Death means that he dies in battle with Dracula).

If they're going to feed the "five things you did last week" into an LLM, why not just start there?

We found a quarter that says, “New York”, thereby confirming Spider-Man is a true story.

when you feel your vitality ebb, life force can be restored by this watery chocolate drink from New Jersey

Nikon finally announced a new camera for flat Earthers, the Nikon COOLPIX P1100! www.bhphotovideo.com/c/product/18...

Also, realizing that literally as Zuck was going on Rogan whining that Biden staffers had cursed and threatened Meta, he was in the middle of negotiating to pay Trump $25 million to be let "into the tent" two months after Trump promised to put him in prison for life. www.techdirt.com/2025/01/16/r...

please don't force me to delete elements from your web ui so that i can, you know, READ the content. please?

Ever so often I wonder what @smeger.bsky.social’s laptop case looks like around the keyboard.

Yup. Microsoft automatically switched me to the $99.99/year version with Spicy Autocomplete. You have to go all the way through "cancel subscription" to be presented these options and get the $69.99/year one you actually chose.

The funny thing about Apple Intelligence being on by default, you still have to actually interact with the features to get the Apple Intelligence stuff. It’s not like it just magically starts taking screenshots of all your apps and storing them.

Today’s liberals are completely disconnected from reality. Never was this more true, in my opinion, than during the Hillary Clinton presidency from 2017-2021. by Marc Andreesen

Fucking galaxy brain shit right here

Teams suggests you comply.

there was a great quote talking about him that amounted to “when he spoke about something I wasn’t an expert in, I assumed he knew what he was talking about. But then he spoke about something I was an expert in, and then I knew he was a fraud.”

Fun fact, hard disk drives (commericially released in 1957) predate floppy disk drives by about 15 years (released 1971). It took this long for the disks to become soft after they put them in milk.

Humpty Dumpty clearly fell from the wall because all the king’s horses and all the king’s men witnessed it.

NEW: I've obtained internal Meta docs revealing an array of sample posts that are now allowed under new hate speech rules. Examples include calling children "trannies," “Jews are flat out greedier than Christians," and “immigrants are grubby, filthy pieces of shit” theintercept.com/2025/01/09/f...