it bwoke :<

Not sure how hot of a take this is, but I believe that if you work a full time job, then you are entitled to some amount of luxuries.

Meet a person who calls themselves an ally. Asks if they're an Ally, or an "Ally." They don't understand. Explain how Allies make an effort to support the community whereas "Allies" don't. "I'm a good ally sir." ...

I just found out what a frot-tub is :3

The Trump DOJ really heard the phrase "read between the lines," and thought they needed to redact the parts between the lines of the Epstein files too.

Culture Wars were made up by the US in order to sell more war.

I see a lot of voter ID discourse in America, and it makes we wonder if votes over there aren't checked against registered voters or something. You don't need voter ID, just a voter registration system, and checking to make sure people haven't voted twice.

In the past 24 hours, during trans week of visibility, I have seen 3 separate governments (NZ, Alberta, USA) attack puberty blockers. I'm not one to believe in conspiracy, but it's starting to not feel like a coincidence, especially given the week.

I remember when people were making old man yaoi between Trump and Biden, but it turns out the real old man yaoi was between Trump and Clinton all along.

Remember, the stack is just a linked list with extra steps...

It's kinda crazy how now that Mamdani is elected I've seen people saying, "He should drop the radical stuff and govern from the centre." However, when conservatives get elected, I don't see quite the same sentiment, even though they have far more destructive policies.

Can anyone tell me why windows 11 uses so much RAM when opening the calendar? From what I can tell, it's grabbing several gigabytes (>200MB/s for up to a minute) of data from disc, and putting it into RAM. WHY??????

So, if a bunch of people flee New York, then due to supply and demand, that should drive property prices down, making New York more affordable. Never knew affordability could be achieved by scaring people with the idea of socialism.

I find it a little odd that a few years ago there was a bunch of hype around blockchain, which often needed a lot of processing power from GPUs. Now that has been largely forgotten, and the hype is around AI, which often needs a lot of processing power from GPUs.

This confused me sooo much, it took me a while to realize it was about tennis, and not some dodgy ad that windows decided to show

Cooking garlic bread in the adhd oven, I mean air frier, because the oven broke

If you're a guy, and don't suck my dick, you're gay. Too bad I'm not letting you suck it.

In the past, people used to complain about feeling empty, but thanks to modern innovation, that emptiness has been filled with microplastics.

Bottoms when they hook up with an obedient kinky top: 1A! 1A! 1A!

Everything reminds me of her... 😭

Can someone help me understand what happens to the people sent to El Salvador at the end of their sentence? Are they sent back to their country of origin? Do they stay in El Salvador? Do they even have an end of their sentence?

The US is a country that often forgets that other countries exist, but when they remember that fact, they get mad about it

Woah, I'm a girl now

I did not expect flirting to turn into a debate over the shape of the boob

Seriously: arrest him. The governor should have state police arrest him and charge him with election fraud. Then immediately hold a press conference explaining you arrested someone for committing election fraud and will continue to do so. Just fucking arrest him already. You can actually do this

This is coming soon...

Help, I'm with a cute girl who won't stop kissing me x333333

I think YouTube music is trying to diagnose me with autism

You find yourself in a 24 hour timeloop, and the only way to break it is by dying (you will somehow survive) which will cement that loop in place, but you do not know that your death is what will break the timeloop. How do you think you'll die?

So, let's say all the courts rule against trumps executive order, then Trump just ignores the ruling. What, if any, repercussions would there be? Because as far as I understand it, he could just say it's an official act, and not face any consequences due to presidential immunity.

People don't realize this, but Heisenberg's uncertainty principle is crucial for understanding why the pentagon fails audits. The principle states that you can only know where a particle is OR how fast it's moving. The pentagon knows how fast their money is moving, so they can't know where it is.

Genuinely, how does anybody think Trump is actually making anyone's lives better in America?

I know everyone is focused on Donald Trump right now, but uhh, Tennessee bill SB 6002 is completely insane to me, making it illegal for elected officials to have the "wrong" immigration policies. If only there were a way to describe this type of law 🤔

I believe that with the Trump admin doing what it is doing, America may be headed towards a recession in the next few years. NZ already tried a few of the policies that Trump is putting forward, and we ended up in a recession because of it. I hope I get proven wrong though.

I do like how "Luigi" has become a verb now

There's a lot of people talking about the gesture Elon made at Trump's inauguration, but has Elon himself actually clarified what it's meant to be yet? Sure, he says that comparing it to a Nazi salute is propaganda, which does imply it's not meant to be one, but he hasn't said what it is.

This is a phenomenally dumb take. Writing a game engine from scratch is actually really difficult as pre-made engines tend to do a lot of things behind the scenes that make your game run well. There are times for creating your own engine, but most people don't need to.

President Musk, please please please keep beefing with gamers for the next... 4 years.

I remember 5 years ago to the month, there was a discussion about how bad wildfires had gotten in Australia, and whether climate change was having an impact... in the Summer Now at the same time of year, in a different hemisphere, California is on fire (It's winter there)

Why is heat stored in the feet?

Just got fucked, and now she's trying to work out what's wrong with her Linux. Trans girls really are just like that, aren't they?

Look at what oomf did to me

One of these days, someone is gonna receive a noise complaint because of me.

I did not 'punch' you! I fisted you!

Money for nothing is slightly t-girl coded

Instead of 'god damn it,' I suggest people start using 'god fuck it' sometimes

Is it possible to noticeably blush when sunburnt?

They should've called laxatives "diarrhoeatics"

Wany, wafend, waspose!

Just a friendly reminder that you're gay, and so is your partner, make of that information what you will!