Lol I literally just canceled my sub two days ago and then this gets published. There are still a few decent reporters in their newsroom but this kind of dogshit is unconscionable

This is so pathetic. It feels like they're trying to be equally appeasing and threatening at once and accomplishing neither

My sweet baby boy Sammy. In basically the same exact spot too.

Gunnar 3 for 3 today #coping

Squirrel Unaware He Embroiled In Months-Long Feud With Homeowner

I don't think Baz has it today. His fastball has hit nowhere near the strike zone so far.

The Rays just absolutely styling on the O's methodology of challenging by simply challenging every wrong call and winning

The 2026 Orioles vibes

Maybe the most beautiful throw to second I've ever seen, Sammy

Did an actual double take when I saw this headline

Me to prominent Democratic politicians while we're facing an existential threat of a fascist takeover

I'm definitely just coping but like, there's only so much you can say when the team is fundamentally built wrong. What can Alby say when the POBO simply gave him tools to be mediocre.

Bluesky going down preventing me from shit talking the Orioles is probably good for my mental health

Weston Wilson what does he even do image.jpg

Ceddy my forever 🐐

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5 days until #BitSummitPUNCH! Our "Nakako" demo will be playable at booth 3F-D27.

We cracked the network tv code a quarter century ago and yet we just keep making landmans like it shouldn't fill us with shame

If I may say something controversial, I hope the Orioles stop being dogshit at batting

This is a great template: Former Orioles top prospect who has spent 2+ years stepping on rakes does something legitimately impressive. It's one of the best things he's done in his career. (Orioles couldn't capitalize.)

Cedric Mullins vs Janson Junk Home Run (3) 💣 Exit velo: 97.0 mph Launch angle: 27 deg Projected distance: 366 ft This would have been a home run in 26/30 MLB ballparks, including loanDepot park Non-HR in: BOS, CHC, COL, LAA MIA @ TB 🔻 6th

Who up leaving their teammates on base

Tyler O'Neil 👎👎👎👎

Only found out TODAY that this is the Beltway Series promo item and I was this close to just dropping everything and buying tickets for tonights game

On Mike Elias’ Orioles: www.thebanner.com/sports/oriol...

Oh no

The Orioles traded away the wrong O'

Baty immediately not challenging 2 wildly outside the zone balls in a row. Glad it's not just an Orioles problem with ABS lol

Juan Soto continues to perform well seemingly only when I watch the Mets. I'm sorry Mets fans

Comix Zone (1995)

ME ON NEXTDOOR: Has anyone seen my Arkenstone? EMELORN THE DUNEDAIN: Loud was the clamor that marred this golden noon! The sons of the twenty-sixth house have been dirt-biking again. It is a matter I once thought resolved. BIRCHBENT: say w. Entwife. By traansfer Station.? If you yes

Like the bible says: live by the sword, no worries

Bro, lmao

This is Mike Elias' fault somehow, I just know it

At the risk of doing an annoying bluesky reply on a comedic post, I do know people who think this and it just seems like such an obvious misreading of the thematic through line between all three games regarding their humanist view of society

Striving to reach this level of unbothered 🐦

Junior Caminero's reaction to Payton Tolle celebrating a K while the Red Sox are losing 3-0 is perfect

GTFO

my top three favorite boroughs of new york: 1. new york 2. philadelphia 3. brooklyn 4. the one and only new york city! 5. boston 4. bodegas

Orioles win that game if Samuel Basallo and Dylan Beavers start over O’Neill and Mayo Don’t know how many more games this team can throw away trying to make their worst players feel included

He might be the most perfect design for literally any video game creature ever dude Look at him. He’s so awesome

I wrote about Bifo Berardi’s heinous new book "Thinking Gaza" for @defector.com Had to restrain myself from throwing this one across the room multiple times while reading. Not only deeply unserious as a work of theory, but also politically abhorrent. defector.com/franco-berar...

They gotta send Coby Mayo to Frederick after that play.

Tyler O'Neil has to have like the worst vibes on the team of anyone not named Keegan Akin right.

Well that's not good