fedex and ups drivers should be required to wear body cams to prove exactly what they mean by "delivery attempted".

More evidence that @saikatforcongress.bsky.social is bad news for San Francisco and shouldn't be in Congress.

VERY COOL PERSON: It's four-twenty, you know what that means? ME: Hell yeah! [starts shoving blackbirds into a pie]

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Happy Wednesday

I'll take one of everything please (spotted at Brick and Mortar in the Richmond)

Do I love the Titanic because I'm gay, or am I gay because I love the Titanic?

Can SF borrow Mamdani for, like, a couple of months?

me to the deep state

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

losing contact with the earth for 40 minutes sounds nice

Ahahaha oh my fucking god you can't be serious

The 36 line needs Alpine Windows and a panoramic roof for better sightseeing.

WARNING YOU ARE 30 OR 40 YOUR NECK'S ALL FUCKED UP THIS MORNING FOR NO REASON YOU CAN REMEMBER

Also, god forbid the rich kids and the normal kids actually intermingle in the same school. That would be crazy, right?

Why does the media continue to use the word "Millennial" as code for "young person"? That's not what it means. It's literally in the name. A Millennial is someone at least a thousand years old.

Ok step one is to make them look less delicious

SF City Hall Selfie!

I'm just had the most insane conversation with FedEx where they tell me my address doesn't exist, and I show them literal video of my walking from the street past my mailbox to my front door.

A speed hump just got installed in front of my house so now everyone has to slow down and admire the @scottwiener.bsky.social for Congress sign in my window

Something very weird is going on with the sidewalks/buildings in Mission Bay around 4th St and China Basin. Either the sidewalks are dropping, or the building is... floating? Does anyone know what's up?

Why isn’t Elizabeth Warren the Senate Minority Leader?

I'm too bored of this to try and be clever about it anymore. If you think that two men kissing, or two women kissing, requires any more explanation than a man kissing a woman, that is homophobia.

usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville”

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

The chopsticks ☹️☹️☹️

Olympic athletes: I broke my leg during a world record ski run Me: I broke my pinky walking down a two step "stairway." I can't tell if that's better or worse than my previous "I broke my foot on level sidewalk while trying to walk and talk.

Glad people are settling on the term "pervert glasses". Bonus points if you also say it while posting a picture of Mark Zuckerberg or call them Mark Zuckerberg's pervert glasses.

This was not an accident, and it should not be treated as such. I truly cannot wrap my mind around how it's not criminal negligence driving 70mph in a heavily-populated city neighborhood and killing an entire family. Please sign this petition to Judge Chan: actionnetwork.org/petitions/de...

This is how your phone call finds me.

If they had DEI they’d know it was Targét not Tarzhay

i feel strongly that anyone that thinks that there is a nefarious cabal of surgeons and doctors Transing people should be forced to try and schedule one (1) transsexual procedure

Uhhh, I don't think this was a sunset, Google Photos.

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

She's like an old samurai whose great battles are behind her but every once in a while she kills a man with piece of paper just to prove a point

Uh no...we definitely realize it.

This seems like exciting news: sfstandard.com/2026/02/23/s...

I nominate @airtasker.bsky.social for having the most annoying Podcast ad ever made. If I could pay to never hear it again, I would happily do so.

I love the sweaty predictions that Trump's State of the Union gives him a chance to reverse his plummeting approval ratings. Yeah, man, people love to hear this guy talk at length. I'm sure a few rambling hours of him airing his grubby little grievances will really draw them back in.

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.

🤞🤞🤞🤞

call me a carceral urbanist or whatever but i think that if you murder an entire family with your SUV, at the very least, you should never be allowed to drive again

it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now

Peak San Francisco is realizing someone else used the exact same free Canva template for a competing garage sale on the same day. Also, @russkt.bsky.social and I are having a garage sale in the Castro on Valentine's Day from 10am until 2pm (DM me for the address)