All I see on my Twitter timeline are reporters parsing every quote from AOC in Germany, trying to mock them for incoherence or inaccuracy, while a demented old man who can’t string sentences together or stay awake sits in the Oval, while the legacy media happily sanewashes his quotes.

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call me a carceral urbanist or whatever but i think that if you murder an entire family with your SUV, at the very least, you should never be allowed to drive again

it's not the worst thing AI is doing but: i love cat videos so much and it's so annoying that people are posting ai cat videos now

Peak San Francisco is realizing someone else used the exact same free Canva template for a competing garage sale on the same day. Also, @russkt.bsky.social and I are having a garage sale in the Castro on Valentine's Day from 10am until 2pm (DM me for the address)

Shit like this should not legally be allowed to drive on city streets.

POV you are about to lose at Guess Who

Happy anniversary everybody

American politics is a seesaw driven by the biggest dipshits you’ve ever met it’s just this comic over and over and over again, forever

@michaelhobbes.bsky.social, the latest Maintenance Phase reminded me of my favorite scientific paper: “A Simple and Convenient Synthesis of Pseudophedrine from N-Methylamphetamine” www.scientificamerican.com/blog/observa...

Is this Woke 2.0? www.bbc.com/news/article...

I like this but I can’t support it. TLDR is entirely objective. I’m simply not reading all that. I have a strong suspicion AIDR will be thrown on anything the reader doesn’t agree with and that will make it worthless.

My boyfriend just sent me this. Do I need a lawyer?

“Should we put the couch down to take pictures?” “Nah, I’ll just rotate the photo.” The Vulcans trying their best to avoid Earth: Human beings are a fascinating species.

Chef’s kiss

I have a Baldwin Acrosonic piano that I needs a new home. I’ve heard that spinets can be a pain in the butt to maintain, but also that Acrosonic spinets are amongst the best of this temperamental configuration. Bluesky, tell me what to do!

Curling has no right to be as exciting as it is.

This is peak Massachusetts

This man is living my best life

I'm thinking about starting a petition to get Mayor Z to move to SF. Who's with me?

I am bad at not dying in videogames and would very much appreciate this.

what conservatives angry about Bad Bunny look like

Actually, scratch that. Next time I go wine tasting I'm gonna spend all day saying I only drink ferments.

Please have me put down if I ever use the term "ferments" in a sentence.

They're asking the tough questions at the NFL Experience activation in SF

If you're a business owner who fires someone you have assigned to an overseas job and you don't buy them a plane ticket home you should actually go to prison

Thanks to Starbucks and Peet's closing up shop in the Castro, all of the local coffee shops are absolutely packed today 🥳

Here's a useful primer for the game on Sunday: youtu.be/gyX0sxa_Yxs?...

the fact that early-stage automated vehicles that still occasionally require remote operation assistance are like several orders of magnitude safer than the average American driver should be the real wakeup call here, not the idea that these vehicles still sometimes need remote operation assistance

More of this please! www.billboard.com/pro/californ...

JD Vance getting lip fillers is so fucking funny

if we want to be serious as a culture this deserves a Best Editing Academy Award

I’m saving this video for the next time someone’s ranting about how Waymos are dangerous and shouldn’t be allowed on the road. www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected...

Anyone know what's happening over at Google this morning?

I can't wait to hear about why this is actually bad for the Democrats

This ad rules.

Melania review – Trump film is a gilded trash remake of The Zone of Interest

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all of us today

For a brief and confounding moment I thought I’d received a fundraising text from Sophia Petrillo

this is a fake problem. no one is saying this to regular, offline people who are coming around. they’re saying it to people who are engaged in professional political analysis who committed professional malpractice by scolding people who saw what was coming. no, those people shouldn’t get a break.

It must be wild being a Republican. Literally no beliefs other than a burning desire to have a bigger, more confident man tell them what to do.

This is quite literally one of the stupidest human beings alive