Amazing! Love it!

TV theme tunes have declined massively. Good ones used to be common (Black Beauty, The Protectors, Superstars, Racoons, Big Match etc) but there hasn't been a memorable one since the Poddington Peas.

37 years on from the day that led to the unlawful deaths of 97 Liverpool fans and a year on from when a promised Hillsborough Law should have been in place, the message to the Prime Minister is simple…

I see that orange cunt still doesn’t know what ‘decimate’ means. If you threaten to decimate every bridge in Iran you’re saying you will remove 10% of bridges or 10% of every bridge. Get a fuckin dictionary and embrace your natural skin tone #trump

one thing i will say as a general statement to all coaches of all teams at all levels: if you’re going to credit god for a win, i wanna see you out there after a loss being like “yeah, god fucked us over today, really let us down out there”

I see Question Time has reached its inevitable endgame. It was bound to happen.

Yes, we have some serious problems in the UK, but at least we didn't make Jimmy Savile Prime Minister after he'd attempted a coup against the state and then let him appoint all his creepy mates to plum government jobs before attempting to destroy the international political order

"We called London a war zone and moved to Dubai by mistake"

What’s the returns policy on that FIFA peace prize? Asking for an orange #iran #USA #Trump

Today I learned that The Ballad Of Wallis Island is incredible. A beautiful film

Sick of seeing Arsenal fans moaning about how they bottled it when they’re still top by 5 points. Try being ACTUALLY shit!!!

Staggering that 24% of voters in this advanced country continue to believe in a bunch of entitled bigots with unworkable policies, whose very ideas put us in the abject chaos we are in. Truly God awful idiots, and I make no apology for saying that.

Remember ‘Platty Joobs’?

Conservative Leader Kemi Badenoch: "There is no reason that we should even think for a second that these Epstein files don't have something that might implicate them [Reform UK]. Nigel Farage is mentioned multiple times."

There should be a separate set of weight machines at the gym for those who just want to sit on them and play with their phone.

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British person here. To everyone who’s said things to me over the years like “I quite like Trump/i think he’s funny/he’s not like everyone else/at least he’ll shake things up a bit” I’ll remember your words and faces as we all die a horrible death. Thank you for your attention to this matter JPM

Sporting events are a fun place to gather together with friends and family, but in this case it is not for everyone. The event will be a total shitshow because of what this administration is doing in our country. l.smartnews.com/p-6WCxdeSs/6...

This is stunning. Listen to this in Philadelphia. Thousands singing “Hey-Oh, we won’t be silent while our friends are gunned down.” Really listen to it.

I don’t buy all this ‘journey’ business with Ryan Reynolds FC, sorry, ‘Wrexham’. It’s not a journey, it’s just what happens when you get an injection of money and a higher profile. Look at Man City for example #NFFC

Ex-Minnesota Governor Jesse Ventura: “We’re a 3rd world country now. I know. I’ve been to ‘em. I spent 17 months in SE Asia while the draft dodger was playing golf… that’s what happens in a dictatorship. In comes the military. That’s what’s happening here.” 🇺🇸

Giving your child a forename that is more traditionally a surname is a 100% guarantee that they'll be a little cunt.

In which Mumsnet women persuade each other that voting Reform will give the establishment “a kick in the arse” Oh well done, you lot. Brexit again. Falling for the con and risking it all, cos that’ll teach them. It won’t. It’ll just ruin life for everyone. Your children most of all. (Sunday Times)

Boycott the football World Cup. Announce it today Football Australia.

What the KENNEDY Center used to be… Remember that time Aretha Franklin performed at the 2015 Kennedy Center Honors, paying tribute to Carole King, who co-wrote “You Make Me Feel Like A Natural Woman,” and it brought a tear to Obama’s eye and everyone to their feet? And Carole King’s reaction. Wow.

Kings of Leon did predict this tbf 😬

The grasshopper gets it — divide and conquer. Today’s robber barons use the same playbook. But together, we have all the power. Watch.

IRL how often do kids/teens actually climb in through the window of each other’s bedrooms? Do American films and TV lie to us or are there serious design flaws in a lot of houses?

They used to "laugh and call him names." Now they're all dead

Just when I thought I couldn't admire the man more... 🎯 🎯 🎯 💯 💯 💯 👍 👍 👍

Is this the Beetlejuice bridge?

Fuckin Liverpool 😂 #COYR #NFFC

#NowWatching my all time favorite movie, Back to the Future. I have seen this probably over 100 times as a kid. I revisit it every few years and still pick up on little details I didn't notice last time. #filmsky 📽️

Nothing better than when you’re playing a team of time wasting bastards and you get a winner in the 96th minute 😂 #COYBIG Stick it up your arse Szoboszlai

It's real, and it's mind-blowing. A complete lack of awareness and a national embarrassment.

Watched Back to the Future 2 last night. I think it would be embarrassing to have won any kind of acting award the year that Tom Wilson played Biff in that movie & didn’t sweep them all.

Saturday morning quiz, name the song.

America's most notorious child rapist, Jeffrey Epstein, said this man was the worst person he'd ever met. Let that sink in.

Does anyone know where I can watch highlights of the game in England? Actual highlights 😃 #COYBIG Twitter not an option by the way

Say what you like about Cristiano Ronaldo but he will always be a petulant, arrogant, narcissistic cunt 😂 #COYBIG

I love Christmas but do we have to have it every year? Can we not have it every 4 years, like the Olympics?

Me when I send a “🤣” emoji

I would be in favour of playing a full second 11 on Thursday if it means we beat Leeds. Got to prioritise the league #NFFC

Person 1: "Do you want to do A or B?" Person 2: "Hows about A?" Person 1: "I think we should do B" JUST FUCKING SAY B THEN TO START WITH THEN. Stop giving the illusion of choice, it just ends up feeling like some weird trap or a test.

When does everyone think we’ll get conclusive proof that the orange cunt didn’t indeed win the 2024 election?

It’s at this time of year that I’m reminded of that Nerds advert from the 90s to the tune of Monster Mash. Times were simpler then