Pete Hegseth says he’s going to court-martial me for saying the same exact thing he said 9 years ago. What changed for Pete? Well to start, he spends all day thinking about how he can suck up to Trump. When Trump says jump, he says how high.

I wrote a book this year, it’s funny and light and honest and it makes a great gift, and if 300,000 of you buy it I might finally get out of credit card debt. Thanks in advance! amzn.to/49XEPqX

From @nytopinion.nytimes.com “There is no excuse for the world to stand by and watch two million human beings suffer on the brink of full-blown famine,” the chef José Andrés writes about Gaza.

Hooray for the generous Scots! We have raised £14m to allow an incontinent old man with advanced dementia to play a round of golf in his declining years. Let us be sure to give him the warm welcome he deserves - but lock up your daughters, there's life in the old dog yet!

Also... Crazy how the #ProBirth party gives MORE protections and rights to a fertilized egg than it Does to ACTUAL living people who want to come to this country for a better life?

The United States never has enough money to keep people alive at home but always has enough money to kill people overseas.

The current “president” is posting batshit conspiracy theories about his very much alive predecessor being executed in 2020. Where is the book about that Jake Tapper?

Nathan Sage can beat her. actl.ink/ntsgcmpln?re...

The utter shamelessness of Joni Ernst…

Jake Tapper's TV show ratings are tanking and his book isn't selling, proving that peddling irrelevant BS during a time of an actual national crisis isn't a winning formula.

Attorney General Pamela Jo Bondi says she is going against corrupt judges. In case you wonder why she hasn’t gone after the *most* corrupt, Clarence Thomas, there is a professional courtesy between lawyers who take bribes.

Oh, please do count me in!

I call it WTF Fridays.

🔥Volcanic lightning - an electrical discharge caused by colliding particles of ash and ice rather than from a thunderstorm.

This administration is endangering our national security and taking a chainsaw to the economy.

Pete Hegseth has one sideburn. did the other one get shaved off as a prank or what?

They had lawyers, trials, most were given pretrial release, allowed to testify in their own defense, got discovery, could call witnesses, could cross-examine witnesses, could present mitigation at sentencing, and had a right to appeal.

If you know, you know

JD Vance finished off the Pope - Pope Francis, groundbreaking Jesuit pontiff, dies aged 88 www.theguardian.com/world/2025/a...

On the bright side for Trump, no one’s talking about the stock market in freefall—because Hegseth’s Pentagon circus is sucking all the oxygen out of the room.

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Devastating news. This congressman cared about everyone, a huge heart. I am so sad. This is our nations loss. www.wgrz.com/article/life...

A word, please….

WTF?

Sure was a lucky break for those billionaires to be at the White House today when the tariffs were reversed. Good day in the market for them.

My 90 year old friend at today’s nationwide “hands off” protest in Staunton, VA. She is so awesome!

Just got to the Mall and saw this sign, which no one is going to top. #HandsOff2025

At the #HandsOff protest at Bryant Park in NYC. There are too many people to count… and also bagpipes.

#GVerse Huge turnout in Columbus, Ohio! #HandsOff! Rally!

Stunned is not the word for it

Lithuanians in Vilnius paid more respects to the 4 American troops who died in Lithuania than Donald Trump…who ran off to go golfing.

This dear friend is participating in this rally in Staunton, Va tomorrow. She is 90 years old! augustafreepress.com/news/rallies...

The LNP don't like their own words repeated back to them, which is why they're infuriated by this ad. Which is also why you should share it.

So much winning. They must be sick of it by now.

Dumbass www.cbsnews.com/news/dow-jon...

Dumbass www.newsweek.com/donald-trump...

Wisconsin calling it

The argument was always "Mussolini had the trains running on time." Not "The planes were falling out of the sky while Mussolini tanked the economy because he's a goddamned idiot". They can't even do fascism right.

Happy Fuck Up the Economy Day! We forgot to get you a gift. But don’t worry because our idiot asshead president is giving us all the gift of higher prices and economic uncertainty. Yeah, Trump is gonna waddle out to the Rose Garden this afternoon and announce 20 percent tariffs on all imported goods

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Thank you judges and lawyers for doing the job the weak ass MAGA politician sheep won’t do even if they disagree with Trump.

Hegseth should resign now. He’s lost the trust and confidence of our men and women in uniform, and we need to have an immediate congressional investigation to evaluate if laws were broken here, who was involved in the cover up, hold parties accountable, & see if other such chats exist. #signalgate

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