This one is for @kristadb1.bsky.social

So when you guys make burritos at home, do you put the Ranch on first, before the rest of the filling? Or is it something you leave to the end, right after you layer on the Kraft Single? (Trying to be as authentically American as possible, here, get the real experience.)

Well. It's always a good night to listen to Skull & Roses, but tonight's an especially good night to do so, I think. youtu.be/pvcb1mkihho?...

Hi hello, the Toronto Sun's email is [email protected] in case you'd like to inquire as to how they feel about their Ottawa Bureau Chief making these kinds of statements about innocent women being shot by militarized thugs in the street! Let's make his weekend extra fun :)

Oop. Power just went *bloop* with the wind gusts. Pour one out for the Linemen who gotta go out in this shit.

Whoever made this 🫡

Sometimes, you do it because you can. Rusty Nail made with Oban 14-yr-old, proper Drambuie, and Bittercube Trinity bitters. Slainte!

There's four of 'em in there. Count the snoots.

Just signed up for a new music streaming app. I am so utterly, completely, over-the-moon happy at being able to train up a new algorithm with what I like to listen to. Eee.

“are you saying we should just ignore the people who think wokeness is the biggest threat to modern civilization? thats a lot of people” yes that is exactly what im saying, they are morons

wondering if one could get away with seriously marketing these in quebec as a retailles d'hosties situation but modern don't print the crucifix, print like a six pointed snowflake so you can cut them like pizza and then use flavours accordingly esti d'ranch esti d'pizza esti d'tout garni

guys, "the judges at the ICC are being sanctioned by the USA and can't access their iphones or bank accounts" and "why aren't any countries banning twitter or prosecuting elon musk for owning a site that manufactures CSAM" stories are the same story

We should randomly make one bowl game trophy cake every year and tell no one until they go to grab it

New Year, New Meesa Soup

sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful

FOr those of you following along at home - this is one time where you do _not_ need to add a little sprinkle of MSG.

Spicy Chicken Ramen w/ hot dog chunks and sparkling wine. As one does. Slainte!

Lucy Dacus is a gem.

Oh boy, boot discourse! $630 is "expensive", meanwhile, us dudes who need boots spend that every few years. Here's mine - Hanwag Alaska GTX, retails for $510 CAD. They last about ten years. What do you fellows wear?

Happy New Years, you degenerates. I resolve to play at least one game as Ultramarines and be an absolute turtle on objectives. #Warhammer #Warhammer40k #40k

Lemon Pig this, Lemon Pig that... the only thing I want to do with Lemons is making French 75s!

Advanced studies in Applied Gremlinology.

Good lord. Wife_unit bought pickled hot peppers for the holiday char-cooch-ery that are easily an order of magnitude hotter than the usual. Sitting on the john feels like I'm being bathed in the gentle rays of the Sun... from inside Mercury's orbit.

Haters in 1998: Punjabi artist Daler Mehndi is only popular because he has hot women in his videos Daler Mehndi: lmao bet youtu.be/92ydUdqWE1g?...

Pierre Poilievre and it’s not close

Sometimes a dude is just gonna dude.

Alright, genuine question: If I make a quesadilla with American "tex-mex" blended cheeses like Monterey, Colby and Cheddar, is it authentically a quesadilla? Or is it just a grilled cheese in a tortilla?

Hell yeah, Twin Otter mentioned!

Whoof. Cucumber Gin and Elderflower Liqueur is a dangerous combination. Glad I tanked up on leftover stuffing and turkey before hand.

That moment when you find a fresh, unmolested bag of shredded cheese in the fridge. Good start to the day.

I wonder if you could make a Chicago Deep Dish, but Lasagne? I bet you can.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t by Eiffel 65, Aqua, Vengaboys, or Rednex

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn't Nirvana, Soundgarden, Pearl Jam, or Alice in Chains. (I'm gonna catch strays for this one, but fuck it. It's so good.)

Mother F u c k e r

Since folks apparently need to be told; Throw a little bit of MSG in your gravy. Not much! like, 1/2 tsp or 1 tsp. But -enough- to give it that zhuz. You know what dat do.

BACK THE BLUE

Cen makes great shit and their customer service is awesome. If you want a fun unique piece for your home, 100% get it from Cen. You won't regret it.

Oh no, it's the same fuckin' story every time someone remotely to the left of center wins a governing position. Billionaires are a walking, talking policy failure. Tax them into oblivion. (They're cowards, they won't fucking leave)

Okay, this one hit WAAAAAY too fucking close to home.

me: [throwing open blinds] you there! boy! what day is it today? street urchin: why, it’s Christmas Day sir! me: oh, wonderful! that means it’s not too late for BOFA street urchin: what’s- shopkeeper: listen, kid. he does this every day

Well shit. I'm out of whiskey.

I hope that all of you have a joyous holiday season surrounded by your family and loved ones*. *Except for ICE. I hope no one talks to you or gives you a present and that you accidentally shit your pants while everyone tells you to go fuck yourself at the grocery store.

Holy shit, I didn't think I could love Brandi Carlile more, but this is -amazing-. youtu.be/VnstFOTGJgc?...

One of the things I miss about the Hellsite is the recurring yearly "event" posts, where folks revisit cool things they've shared. I'm trying to remember who it was that I gush about "Moose Milk" with every year. @lethalityjane.bsky.social do you remember? It was popular amongst the MilTwits.

"Fly little bird" amazing.

Y'know, if Tostitos just changed the name of their "Mild" salsa to "Mid" Salsa, they would save money on printing costs AND appeal to the younger demographic. Win-win, honestly. I'll take 0.5% of global sales, Tostitos. No need to thank me. (Or you could make mild salsa that isn't watery)

“You can still get them a gift card in time, you piece of shit. You worm” - companies via email today

Any other lunatics out there doin' a turkey for fun, not profit?

I eat for that key ancestor of mine marching across a freezing glacier some 10,000 years ago, dreaming of a life of plenty. "Yes, descendant," his ghost says, "have an extra serving of these 'Doritos'. This pleases me." Who am I to deny him?