Lincoln's Lyceum address at the beginning of "A More Perfect Union" by Titus Andronicus.

Oh hell yes. What a time for this to arrive. Unintentional pun on the packing box, no less.

Wallet Inspectees Defecting, Frustrated by the Loss of their Wallets

Americans will fly to Europe, walk places, enjoy the tranquil patio dining, and soak up the human-scaled charm of the urban streets. They will then fly back home and absolutely foam at the mouth over any proposal to make our streets safer, more equitable, and calmer by limiting cars for everything.

“this just proves MJ would average 50 in today’s NBA!” my friend if you dropped Michael Jordan into the 2026 NBA his career would last exactly one day after he found out about FanDuel

... masochism?

Reskeet not only for the pithy observation, but also that username. Lol.

I cackled with glee when I got this in my inbox.

Wife_Unit doesn't appreciate my non-gendered address for a class of new learners. "Alright, you cheese-fingered bog muppets, today we're going to learn..."

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This is bonkers. I don't think I've seen a better shot in curling, _ever_.

Woodworking folks, I need some advice. I purchased a guitar a little while ago, and it's a hollowbody with a cardstock label inside the chamber. The label has serial no. and other info, is there a product to use to stick it back down to the maple? Or just slap some Tite-Bond PVA on that sucker?

Welp. Cleaned & conditioned my boots now that the melt is here, sorted laundry for later, did a little tidying. TIme to play video games.

@cyberotters.bsky.social did you see this thing? Holy reverb modulation, batman! youtu.be/RtoPs9Th-gQ?...

The best part about ordering fried chicken while Wife_Unit is at work? I can scoop out gobs of coleslaw and eat them with my fingers. Mary Brown's, baby. Those who know, they know.

Hard to say no to a mandolin tune. youtu.be/zRBnUhy-nGA?...

@tft.io weren't you looking for one of these a while back? It's in your neighborhood. www.long-mcquade.com/GearHunter/9...

Except that asshole Gary down the street who mows stripes into his lawn. Leafblower using jerk.

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

He wanted to deny women the right to an education and make them completely subservient to men, and he thought that gay people should be put to death. I don't know why anyone is sad about him getting killed. But anyway enough about Charlie Kirk. What's this Iran thing?

Raise your hand if you remember this when it was SCUDs...

Oh hello. Guess what arrived today? @blakethebutcher.bsky.social (and one other person on here recommended these)

There is no amount of money in the world that would lead me to fight a Vietnamese refugee that grew up in Louisiana (Also I really want to try a Korean style Po’ Boy)

Lujan says "sure". She's not even Combat Arms! youtu.be/bB4QaQVBQWo?...

annual reminder: Alberta's deficit is a choice.

Oh hell yeah. You know you're in small town Quebec when the sausage on the Three Meat Pizza is sliced up breakfast sausages.

They paid a lot of people good wages to do the job effectively, thank you for coming to my socialism talk

this clip from Shoresy of people rattling off Dutch names is the funniest and most impressive thing I’ve seen on tv in a long time

Oh hell yeah, hotel "continental breakfast" when there's a "Giant Vat of Hard-boiled Eggs" and "unidentifiable pastry" in a rack is 10/10.

I'll take two.

Is the president mocking the U.S. women’s hockey team on a celebratory call with the men’s team going to attract even an iota of the sustained handwringing that the idea of trans athletes disadvantaging women’s sports has gotten

McDonald's at 99 Rideau. Immortalized by a YouTube video where a fight breaks out and a dude pulls out a baby raccoon. IYKYK.

At the risk of moving into the discourse a 2nd time today, the fact that a lot of Americans in the replies see this as a bit of fun trash talk between rivals kind of illustrates the extent to which maybe a lot of Americans aren't reading the room in how they are viewed internationally at this point

For @blakethebutcher.bsky.social reference:

So, I genuinely appreciate Americans who have been vocally supportive of Canada. But it’s also been... chilling seeing how many others (even left-leaning) tell us it’s all just a “joke” or “distraction”. Or act like it’s totally OK to have not voted. Or in general downplay / deflect from Trump.

Trying fun new sources of MSG today (you can't eat instant ramen all the time) and this Podravka shit is pretty good. Thanks, Croatia.

Who do we think the starting four for the US will be

CANADA: 2 minutes for high-sticking 2 minutes for the right number of men on the ice

Okay, I need @stevesteverers.whaleoilcandles.com to see this.

Calvin and Hobbes is to comics as Andre the Giant is to heavy drinkers: there is C&H and then there is everyone else

Czech word of the day: "šest" means "five".

We really don't celebrate public infrastructure enough. Always nice to see a gender neutral restroom open for business.

Genuine question - Is there a difference between Ranch DIP and Ranch DRESSING?

does it have to be a plane or can you just like have sex in denver or something

I bet you can make a lot of people mad by pointing out that the Ukrainians are fighting a deeply unambiguous anti-colonial war

I didn’t make this, but it’s pretty spot on

We bought Article II of the United Nations Charter with the blood of a hundred million human beings, and less than a century later, it's being sold for nothing by people who don't even understand what they're doing.

About what I expected, tbh.