sin that pays its way can travel freely, and without a passport; whereas Virtue, if a pauper, is stopped at all frontiers

daboll realizing it is impossible to concuss cam skattebo is like when neo realized he was the one

lol philly

go wings, go pistons maybe it’ll be the year everyone makes the playoffs

Hell yeah Larkin

We've got three NHL debuts for the /DetroitRedWings tonight! 🐙 Let's give a warm welcome to Axel Sandin-Pellikka, Michael Brandsegg-Nygård and Emmitt Finnie! #NHLFaceOff

Going to a wake today. Fentanyl is a menace.

the amount of dancing on the yankees grave that jays fans are doing is hilarious, holy shit

even though I called them gutless yesterday, I want you to understand I was in a dark place. I am terrified of being hurt. but beisbolcat posting don't stop

that's nine!

its a lot more fun when its not our bullpen getting mauled for a change

2 on no outs baby lets get a tenburger please it would be so funny

okay melton, i see you

tork 'ten fucking fouls' torkelson really running the pitch count up on this guy, eh?

to the seatle fans, im not sure why or how they remembered how to hit, either- so i share your confusion. but respectfully, lets go cats love da cats

GLEYBER TOO??

wilson: did you throw the pitch to baez, who chases outside the zone more than any other player in the league, just like i said? bazardo: sure did boss, made it right down the dick like you said wilson: what?

the temp has raised from tepid to heated. don't let the tigers get heated

JAVY FUCKING BAEZ YOU KING

oh my god playoff javi

More runs. I want to feel comfortable going into the 9th.

maybe everyone due can get a dinger, or at least get on fuckin base

RILEY!

oh thank god

lol, lmao even

holy fucking giveup batman

I try to be positive about my favorite baseball team, but Scott Harris really biffed this season for them and he should feel great shame

Introducing Ketamucil™ - Metamucil with Ketamine

some of the most dogshit sleep of my life, lets get it

So Hulk Hogan, why are you a great candidate for the Administrative Assistant position? Hulk Hogan:

We’re out on the boat early

that was more painful than it needed to be, but hell yeah we got it done, babey! Now time to have a bunch of beers

about to clock out of day job to go do side job. gotta migrate 6 50+ gb PSTs to Google Workspace. Wish me luck!

get hype get hype get hype get hype get hype get hype get hype get hype get hype get hype get hype get hype get hype

ALDS BOUND FOR THE SECOND STRAIGHT SEASON! #BuiltForOctober #RepDetroit

rip hyacinth bucket

just spent an hour on my soapbox about implementing the ERP we've been paying for for a decade without using for much of anything, apropos of a conversation about how nobody communicates about anything between warehouse and production and office

few things make me melt into a puddle like a woman singing in Yiddish

Mariners moots: it’s gonna be a fun series with yall, two of the more passionate Bluesky fanbases

The Tigers win the AL Wild Card with a 6-3 victory over the Guardians, finally scoring more than five runs in a game since September 10. Detroit advances to face the Seattle Mariners in the ALDS.

CAT! 2-1, #REDWINGS! #LGRW

🎃🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃 🎃🎃 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 🍂🍂 🍂 🍂 👻👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻 👻👻 🕷🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷 🕷🕷 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🦇 🕸 🕸 🕸🕸 🕸 🕸 🕸

FINAL #Tigers

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

what a fucking rocket to first holy shit

my butthole is clinched like an industrial steel extruder

please close this shit out in the next 5 minutes since I'm watching at work lmao