I ordered a pizza from Hungry Howie’s and they forgot to put sauce on it but I’m not even mad it’s just really less vegetables when you get down to it

The U of M basketball coach is so very annoying it makes it very hard to route for his team, and since I don’t see the other teams I follow having a shot a championship, I regret to inform you that I am out of college basketball this season.

It would be funny if J.D. Vance fell into an open manhole, people on both sides of the aisle agree. It’s the issue that brings us together as a nation, that Vance getting hurt in cartoonish fashion would be hilarious. You know Trump would perk right up with some classic zingers even

I’m not advocating drug use but I bet if you ate an edible and watched season 2 episode one of Hi/Jack you will do an audible “hell yeah,” right when the rock music starts when the twist is revealed.

We should vote for who plays in the Super Bowl, and the winner should be chosen by a council of our most wizened citizens

They should preempt football to show new Simpsons episodes every now and again for me

Crazy that the country is about to end because our president is shown too many memes

Trump administration really has a fondness for trying to revive industries whom rightfully should have been phased out; trying so hard to bring back coal and now trying to save the dying iron lung companies

Crazy that the media keeps reporting things like “Trump floats run for third term” while we can all see him, and we all know he’s not gonna be around for any third term

I’ll vote for any presidential candidate brave enough to admit that the Unabomber was kind of right

The Clinton’s should just man up and testify in open Congress just so we can see some Florida congressman ask them to prove their not lizard people

Can’t wait to skeet “Donald Trump smells like a 7-Eleven hot dog left of the roller grill too long” and then get disappeared by the secret police

I was accidentally on the discover feed for the last two days and thought you all lost your fucking minds

Ron Holland keeps improving and if that shot comes around just a bit more, he could be a really good NBA player for a long time. Side game note; Dillon Brooks easily the most annoying player in the league

At work the other day a coworker said, out loud, that billionaires weee not the problem, but greedy workers. Imagine working for a living and believing that?

This Todd Blanche guy seems like a real piece of shit, huh?

“Welcome to CBS News Whiskey Friday brought you by Jack Daniels Whiskey, I’m Tony Dokoupil. Tonight we’re talking to Pete Hegseth about how a midday Jack & Coke helps him make the decisions that help keep our country safe. Later, is sobriety antisemitic?”

Old Sergei Fedorov kinda looks like Liam Neeson if anyone is interested

We have spent so much time pleading to the right-wing’s humanity that it’s well past time we admit they must not have any, so we have no choice but to find another way to fight back against an endless string of horrors they have decided to unleash upon world

That capitalism inherently requires society to have a permanent lower class is proof enough it’s an immoral system that should be abolished

They should do something about these ICE agents. Video unrelated, can’t figure out how to remove it, sorry. youtu.be/eOcimzsviFA?...

I finally watched @electrolemon.bsky.social does 1 backflip and holy shit it was one of the funniest things I have ever seen

Win or lose, Aaron Rodger is an annoying piece of shit

This is the most ineptly officiated NBA game I’ve ever seen. The NBA should be pretty embarrassed by these refs working the Mavs/Pistons game

J.K. Simmons is okay with taking that guy’s obstructed view seat because he grew up going to Tiger Stadium where such seats actually existed I assume

Imagine watching Trump’s speech when you just know that dumb bitch is going the following 3 things, lie, blame Biden, be racist. I have better things to do with my time

Thank god for Cade & your Detroit Pistons, otherwise I’d be worrying myself sick every night thinking about Scott Harris and Chris Illitch doing something stupid to your Detroit Tigers

People got fired for less offensive comments about Charlie Kirk’s death than the comments that Trump made about Rob Reiner. Rob Reiner directed movies and tried to make the world a better place. Charlie Kirk went to colleges to try and make the world a worse place. This country is fucking stupid

I guess what I’m saying is Chris Illitch sucks and should sell the team to someone who likes baseball and wants the tigers to win

If you’re worried about payroll in baseball your team needs a better owner

Jeff Kent making the Hall of Fame before Lou Whitaker is incredibly embarrassing for every voter!

Wow a bunch of old, white, rich dipshits don’t like socialism? They should learn to embrace it because the alternative is going to be much worse for them

The New Zealand Task Master is too handsome, I wouldn’t be able to complete a single task I’d be lost in his eyes

Wish I had taken better pictures, but I saw Todd something like 15 times and was never disappointed. Even the time he walked off stage after two songs in Saginaw, it was exciting. The dude ruled.

This news brought me to tears today i love his music so much and when i met him, he did not disappoint. RIP Todd & thank you www.nytimes.com/2025/11/15/a...

Coworker losing his mind today in the group chat because I don’t enjoy Game of Thrones. Imagining myself losing my shit on someone for telling me they don’t watch Taskmaster (the true best show of all time) and can’t do it

CJ McCollum out here looking like old Steve Urkel

Democrats are fucking morons

Dick Cheney has been dead since 2008, I refuse to believe otherwise. Enjoy hell bitch!

I’ve not been online lately because first I knew I was going to see David Byrne and was too excited to post, then I saw David Byrne and was too busy to post, and then I spent another few days thinking about seeing David Byrne and completely forgot the internet existed and didn’t post. I’m sorry.

I for one think vocally supporting a genocide should disqualify you from winning a “peace prize”

Did not expect the 4 words to be “George Bush did 9/11” but if it works it works, who am to argue with Time magazine?

I try to be positive about my favorite baseball team, but Scott Harris really biffed this season for them and he should feel great shame

Kind of crazy that the lesson insurance companies seemed to have learned from the murder of a CEO is that they should make it even harder for people to get treatment. Great stuff guys

Cal Raleigh look perpetually on the verge of tears while he’s playing the game of baseball

Sean Combs has been released into my custody, where I am to act as his legal guardian for the next 4 years? Oh boy, my life is finally becoming the wacky sitcom it was destined to be! Me and a convicted sex offender? The hijinks will be hilarious!

Congratulations on the division win, Guardians. This must not even hurt that much, knowing you won the division. The important thing, that fans talk about for years to come, regular season excellence. Good for you

As always, eat shit Ohio

No matter the outcome of this series it’s important to keep in mind that Cleveland sucks and the whole state of Ohio is a shit hole and I could care less if a single person living there lived or died Go Tigers

A commercial on tv in which two woman one upping each other in their hard work, “what’s a vacation?” They ask capitalism is ruining all our brands to such an extent that they’re selling us the products we make for them (sometimes) then sell it back to us calling us fucking lazy. What stage of