I for one think vocally supporting a genocide should disqualify you from winning a “peace prize”

Did not expect the 4 words to be “George Bush did 9/11” but if it works it works, who am to argue with Time magazine?

I try to be positive about my favorite baseball team, but Scott Harris really biffed this season for them and he should feel great shame

Kind of crazy that the lesson insurance companies seemed to have learned from the murder of a CEO is that they should make it even harder for people to get treatment. Great stuff guys

Cal Raleigh look perpetually on the verge of tears while he’s playing the game of baseball

Sean Combs has been released into my custody, where I am to act as his legal guardian for the next 4 years? Oh boy, my life is finally becoming the wacky sitcom it was destined to be! Me and a convicted sex offender? The hijinks will be hilarious!

Congratulations on the division win, Guardians. This must not even hurt that much, knowing you won the division. The important thing, that fans talk about for years to come, regular season excellence. Good for you

As always, eat shit Ohio

No matter the outcome of this series it’s important to keep in mind that Cleveland sucks and the whole state of Ohio is a shit hole and I could care less if a single person living there lived or died Go Tigers

A commercial on tv in which two woman one upping each other in their hard work, “what’s a vacation?” They ask capitalism is ruining all our brands to such an extent that they’re selling us the products we make for them (sometimes) then sell it back to us calling us fucking lazy. What stage of

Absolute crazy collapse by your Detroit Tigers this year folks

Skubal,my beautiful boy, it looked like fun at least

Trump at the baseball game to praise the Tigers front office on having a culture he admires

Just thought you’d all like to see this fucking dork the NYT interviewed about Charlie Kirk’s murder

Once again I remind you that the U.S. is absolutely cooked. Things will only get worse every day for the rest of our lives. So smoke crack if ya want, nothing matters, chest on your spouse, whatever

When your entire politically ideology is to dehumanize and criminalize groups of people whom make you uncomfortable, there are some inherent risk involved!

After punching Richard Spencer didn’t work this was the obvious progression

RIP Charlie Kirk you would have loved the prison cell you belonged in

Real bummed out to wake up and read an article that the front office of my favorite baseball team is full of sex pest. Clearly a culture change is needed ASAP, and I hate Chris Illitch even more this morning than usual.

How ‘bout those Yankees? Eating shit against your Detroit Tigers; you love to see

Walked across the Mackinaw Bridge today

If JD Vance had to assume the presidency I imagine 80% of his time would be spent hiding in some hidden White House room crying

We probably all owe Al Avila an apology. He built the core of this team, while Scott Harris has done things like trade for Chris Paddack

If you are okay with this, if you think this is justified, if you think people living on the street have brought this upon themselves, if you think this is good leadership, you may be able to fool yourself that you care about others but you don’t fool me

My nephew wanted to show me his new school and I did not know this was real until today

People like Chatterton Williams think everyone else are NPCs because it’s easier to pretend people aren’t real than it is to accept that a vast majority of people think you suck.

Love Detroit Lions preseason football, love seeing all my favorite players like Kyle Allen and I dunno Strickland?

Drew Sommers is the largest of my large adult sons (the Detroit Tigers) and I’m very proud of him

Beefy pitcher alert

Apple TV has the worst baseball broadcast. These guys look like they’re on a green screen and they’re adding in a Comerica Park background. Horrible stuff going on here

Do the Pistons still have cap space enough to bring back Beasley??

If they let bigoted assholes like this dumb mother fucker into Heaven, I’ve got no interest in going there

Dan Dickerson mentioning his dogs Wally & Finn and not showing a picture is criminal

Sure this Trump/Putin summit is incredibly embarrassing, but thankfully for Trump his supporters are really fucking stupid and will tell themselves this was some kind of big win

I’ve been a fan of Edi Patterson since the first time I heard her on Comedy Bang! Bang! and just saw the clip of her on Last Week Tonight and it may be the first I’ve heard her real voice?

I know a lot of left leaning people who also believe cities are dangerous. It’s more severe on the right, but decades of crime drama tv shows and movies has completely warped the brains of anyone who doesn’t live in city

Fuck! I can’t stop thinking about destroying statues in DC now!

I have a much better idea than this, have you guys ever heard about the French Revolution?

Those kids can go to Italy on vacation, their parents can buy them a bat. Fuck those kids

I don’t really miss pitchers hitting in baseball, but I do miss baserunners wearing satin team jackets

Style icon Jim Leyland

My brother made a joke that his favorite song is Shrek’s “Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Donkey” and now I have this non-existent song stuck in my head and it’s maybe my favorite song ever?

Chris Illitch should sell the Tigers to someone who likes baseball

Oh no the new King of the Hill is a bummer

My aunt wrote a book. I am now under the impression that every person in Minnesota is a writer. I’ve been told I am mentioned in this book, which can’t be a good thing. Anyway buy it why don’t ya. a.co/d/fyCQHxJ

Tigers big deadline acquisition was an old man lmao

VERY interesting in doing

The only good thing capitalism ever got us was the band Supertramp

These are the Lions I love