Me in meetings today.

O my gosh that poor congressman, when will these careless teenagers be held accountable? That's some next level bullshit framing of these events. The NYT is a fucking pedo supporting rag.

Total fucking bullshit, such a great use of tax payer money arresting a man singing in giraffe costume.

I'm sure this plan will not backfire in anyway. Tech CEOs are some of the dumbest mother fuckers in the world.

This dude should be the mayor of Minneapolis.

fiery speech from dewayne davis addressing dinner du nord, looking at photos of who was at the table and not recognizing the mayor’s friends from when he goes to the food shelf, contrasted with the encampments and shootings, who is being invited to the table? dewayne the pastor in full effect 🔥

Larry Tesler, inventor of the cut, copy, and paste commands, dies at 74

Trump didn’t “call for” the head of the BLS to be fired. He *actually fired her. Let’s get it right, people.

When you strip away humanity

Wild how the Fed chair saying that *entire regions of the United States* won’t be able to get a mortgage in the next decade barely registered as a news event

Has the White House made a statement about Minnesota? Has Trump called Gov. Walz? How has Patel responded? How have other Republican elected officials responded? Just asking. Not seeing reporting on these things.

Horrifically prophetic, I fear we still have quite a ways to go before things start getting better. Hug the people you love, tomorrow is never guaranteed.

i'm the only one worried about politics the exact right amount. the rest of you are either panicky little babies who are overreacting or head in the sand fools unprepared for the moment. not me, though

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To honor the new Chicago Pontiff I will be watching EuroTrip while eating Italian beef. One hot, one sweet to keep all things balanced as they should be.

Da Pope.

India and Pakistan bombing the fuck out of each other while the US is dumping F/A-18 Super Hornets in the ocean, damn the future is more crazy than I ever could have imagined.

PAYING THE GOVERNMENT OF EL SALVADOR TO KEEP HIM AT CECOT

Hernandez: Why is there always money to bomb children in Gaza, but not enough to make sure every kid has a safe place to sleep in this country. We don't have a budget crisis. We have a crisis of our values

An innocent man, picked up by “mistake,” must not be allowed to rot in an El Salvadorian jail. Mr. President. Obey the courts. Obey our Constitution. Bring him home immediately.

Minneapolis should require all gas stations to meet this level of class.

Social media will not be stopped

Booker: "I confess that I have been imperfect. I confess that I've been inadequate to the moment. I've confess that the Democratic Party has made terrible mistakes that gave a lane to this demagogue. I confess we all must look in the mirror and say 'we will do better.'"

This is the passion we need right now.

They should be doing this every possible chance they can.

The Massachusetts governor, the city, and the university needs to drop everything to locate and free this girl and make sure this doesn't happen again. This is DEFCON-1. If they do this to someone who wrote an op-ed in a college newspaper, they will do this to anyone they don't like.

Plain clothes, faces covered, this is some Nazi shit right here.

This dude has gotta be working for Big Bird Flu.

Hostile Government Takeover It's a bop

Holy shit. This is fucking nuts.

NEW: Archived tweets for Gavin Kriger, Musk's 20-something DOGE employee wreaking havoc inside USAID, shows that Kriger has retweeted multiple neo-Nazis including Nick Fuentes, leader of the so-called Groyper movement, and another popular explicit Nazi account recently unmasked by @travisbrown.dev

I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.

Strap the rocket to her back and get out of her way.

The Democratic Party needs to get out of this woman's way.

Bipartisanship with nazis is the same as being a nazi.

THREAD: In 2023, I received an envelope with no return address. Inside was a flash drive containing tens of 1000s of secret files. It came from a vigilante with a tumultuous past, who'd conducted a years-long undercover operation. He didn’t tell the FBI or his family. He only told me.

Society hates people not having kids almost as much as it hates supporting people with kids.

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BREAKING: Urban Turkey separatist have declared their intent to succeed from the state of MN. #UrbanTurkey

Urban Turkey is coming for you. #UrbanTurkey

We made life hard for wild turkeys. We worked hard to reintroduce wild turkeys and help them get reestablished in the state. We get annoyed by the chaos they now cause in cities. We embrace them as symbols of anarchy. They don’t think about us at all. www.startribune.com/the-triumph-...

Holy fuck that's a bad pick, each one worse than the priors.

Knock Knock bitch, it's Urban Turkey. #UrbanTurkey

Urban Turkey is coming for you. #UrbanTurkey

there's a four-hour video on tubi called "relax with model trains" that's just model trains in motion to sexy smooth jazz, and it will move you

New account, who dis?