"...the F.B.I. conducted four interviews in connection with her claims and wrote summaries about each one. But only one summary of the four interviews, which describes her accusations against Mr. Epstein, was released by the Justice Department. The other three are missing."

President Trump, "People are saying we're winning too much we can't take it any longer" "And I say, you're going to win more" - This is the actual President of the United States 👀

How does he sleep at night?

ICE Whistleblower Ryan Schwank. "ICE is teaching cadets to violate the Constitution"

Why do I have to pretend that I'm going to print something in order to save it as a PDF. Why do I have to engage in a little ruse.

A former ICE agent is blowing the whistle: Academy training is "deficient & broken." He claims he was ordered to teach cadets to bypass the Constitution & enter homes without warrants. ICE reportedly cut 240 hours of legal, firearms, and use-of-force training.

What the actual...

It really is fascinating how overt it now is that there are certain - really not controversial - ideas that you aren’t allowed to say on television.

Fucking weirdo

Andrew being arrested on his birthday

On his birthday (and, uh, mine)! The producers of 24 Hours in Police Custody could do the most amazing thing…

Looking at you, America, now, on the arresting of nonces.

A man in his 60s from Norfolk, you say...?

Side point: it is literally Andrew Windsor’s birthday!

First senior member of the royal family to be arrested since Charles I...

Here we go.

A Belfast street preacher and former Ulster Unionist election candidate has been handed a suspended prison sentence after being found guilty of body slamming an immigrant to the ground.

Yes!

Okay, this is quite outstanding from Bedford Council.

I regularly see people wondering how it's possible that there are so many musicians and writers and film makers and artists from a tiny nation like Iceland. And the answer is really simple: State funding for art education and artists. I literally get a salary from the government to write books.

Cool if this catches on

I imagine it was extremely disturbing

Ted Lieu: “Donald Trump is in the Epstein files thousands and thousands of times. In those files, there are highly disturbing allegations of Donald Trump raping children … of Donald Trump threatening to kill children. So I encourage the press to go look at these allegations.”

Again, cannot look normal enough to get over the line. Their policy head describes himself as "JD Vance's sherpa" and is a Christian nationalist. Their by-election candidate won't shut up about how to make women have kids. Their campaign manager was filmed saying he wouldn't touch Jewish women.

another favourite scientific headline, following confirmation of Einstein's general theory of relativity by observations of the 1919 solar eclipse. "Stars not where they seemed or were calculated to be, but nobody need worry" is a beautiful sentiment. i would have that on a t-shirt

“[The FAI] could show a real bit of balls and refuse to play Israel. They should stand up in my view for the Palestinian state, the Palestinian people and the Palestinian football organisation.” - Brian Kerr, former Republic of Ireland manager

💭 “When you arrive at the stadium and all the fans: who are ya?! Who are ya?!”. Pep Guardiola says he’ll keep memories forever about FA Cup away games. 💙 @BeanymanSports 🎥

CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! (I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)

Fucking hell

It was inevitable.

Wait - there's a hotel in Dublin called the 'Hoxton'? Seriously? Christ that is cringe- and they can feck off with this bollix

Left: President Trump claims to have stopped all wind farms in the USA Right: As of February 2026, there are 1,378 wind farms in the US generating 158,109 MW, which provides 12% of US electricity consumption

This episode has been a nightmare for my city and state, but I hope people realize it’s also a profound defeat and political catastrophe for Trump and DHS, who are slinking away having accomplished nothing. Minneapolis simply wouldn’t bend to them and they lost

Every single day, Aaron Rupar watches broadcasts of these horrible, stupid people just so we can have clips of them and I think Aaron legit deserves some kind of award for not pouring acid into his eyes by now.

"OpenAI has disbanded its “mission alignment team”, which was tasked with ensuring that AI benefits all of humanity..."

Andy Cairns from Therapy? Dick Strawbridge

“I mean, the population of the UK was 58 million in 2020” - I am sure this was an honest error by Sir Jim. I mean, 1995… 2020… what’s 25 years between friends, huh?

POS

Epstein survivors raise their hands to signal they've been ignored by Trump's DOJ as AG Pam Bondi refuses to look at them (Roberto Schmidt/AFP via Getty)

Hmm, not sure this is going to go well for her. (the fucking attorney general by the way)

And he's knee deep in Epstein's shit.

This is a deadly unserious party.

“Four of my children just evaporated,” Badran said, holding back tears. “I looked for them a million times. Not a piece was left. Where did they go?” There are no words to adequately describe the evil here.

Happy 13th anniversary to this pair of matching news headlines.

the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind

Hundreds of millions spent on human misery