stop generating crap you look stupid! 🐟

One of my greatest accomplishments as an adult has been turning out nothing like my dad.

my pal has some unexpected vet bills. if you can donate, here is the link. please send Fifi good vibes!! 🩷 ko-fi.com/elbowchlo

In light of the hantavirus discussions: The US never had a covid lockdown. We had very basic quarantine measures that were enforced unevenly throughout the country. Calling it a lockdown is right-wing fearmongering propaganda.

TOMORROW MORNING IS THE BIG DAY LETS RAISE SOME MONEY FOR THE KIDS!!! Our second annual appearance in the Pokemon Community St. Jude Charity Streamathon runs on Sat, April 18th, from 7am-1pm EST!!! AUCTIONS, RAFFLES, and FREE GIVEAWAYS to raise money ❤️ Twitch.tv/chrispygameplay

TOMORROW IS MY TIME SLOT FOR THE ST. JUDE STREAMATHON! Grab your coffee and join me for raffles, giveaways and more to raise money for St. Jude! If you'd like to donate now visit: tilt.fyi/NcLJ8WuANa

I love reading novels. I’m always amazed by folks who don’t read fiction. There is nothing better, to me, than being in the middle of a book that you can’t wait to return to. It’s like living two lives at once.

Happy Tax Day, New York. We’re taxing the rich.

A worker died at an Amazon warehouse in Oregon last week. For more than an hour, workers were instructed to continue working as the man lay dead. One worker wanted to help, but a manager told them to “Just turn around and not look. Let’s get back to work," according to @thewesternedge.bsky.social.

In Turkey, an elderly man who earns his living by shining shoes is visited every morning at the same time by a cat that asks to have its fur brushed. The man never turns down this little friend.😍👍💙

men are so stupid bc "entire team of women plus their one special little guy" is a top tier coworker situation to be in

What a great photo just added on the NASA Johnson Flickr page www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2...

Pokopia is the game of the year.

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Pokopia releases tomorrow and Pokemon Center still hasn't shipped my preorder.

Jessie Buckley, Paul Mescal, and Doechii all coming out as certified cat haters in like 24 hours is wild. I do not trust people who don’t like cats.

world-altering decisions are being made by a cabal of gambling addicts hell bent on self enrichment no matter the cost to humanity, we should look into that.

"The Islamists oppose women getting an education," I mutter, as I aim my missile at the girls school

Introducing the first partner Pokémon from #PokemonWindsWaves! Say hello to Browt 🌱, Pombon 🔥, and Gecqua 💧. Who will you partner with on this adventure, Trainers?

NEW: A hobbyist has created Nearby Glasses, an app that warns you if someone close by is wearing smart glasses. 404 Media spoke to the creator who said he was inspired by our coverage that uncovers how men are wearing Meta's Ray-Bans to covertly film massage parlor workers.

Alysa Liu telling 60 Minutes “I love struggling, it makes me feel alive” is a legit revolutionary statement from a Bay Area native in a time when copious amounts of time and resources are being put toward convincing us to opt out of experiencing struggle, friction and self-actualization

most social media blows chunks now, but I highly recommend liberal use of the block button. I've mostly been able to curate the echo chamber of my dreams thanks to it.

also, watch the pwhl

made fan art for my favourite horror movie

Sorry to get radical but I don’t think it’s my job or yours to embrace, accept, understand - and certainly not to use - the thing being sold to us as AI. I don’t like any part of it, so I won’t. I’m missing out? Good, that’s what I want. You’re worried about me missing out? That’s fuckin weird, man.

medical miracle: this 75 year old man was born yesterday

If Moderna is no longer bringing vaccine trials for Epstein-Barr virus (good evidence that EB causes Multiple Sclerosis), herpes, and shingles because of Trump appointees, I want prison time for those appointees. This might be dooming millions to disease they don’t have to experience.

please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro

Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous

being nostalgic about advertising is probably too capitalism-pilled but I do miss when commercials had whimsy

GM: Charisma check. Mamdani: [rolls natural 20] GM: that’s a d6 how did you Mamdani: [direct to camera] Did you know you can check out board games at your local public library? 😊

ICE told nurses this Minneapolis man “purposefully ran headfirst into a brick wall.” What actually happened is that they pulled him from a car, beat him so viciously with a steel baton that he had 8 skull fractures, 5 life-threatening brain hemorrhages, and couldn’t remember he had a daughter.

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart

Breaking from @universalhub.com ICE pulled someone out of their car in Roslindale Square #Boston

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Catherine O'Hara: "I think the success of my work stems from being truthful." Revisit our 1983 interview with the actress: www.rollingstone.com/tv-movies/tv...

I wonder if anybody will see this

AFFILIATE-VERSARY DAY!!!! RAISING MONEY FOR MINNESOTANS IMPACTED BY ICE!!! 🖕🏻🧊 LIVE AT 11 AM CST! 🩷 Twitch.tv/c4ra

Hi friends! Tomorrow is my affiliateversary and I will be fundraising for Minnesotan families impacted by ICE. There will be community games and prizes!! Please come hang out and have a good time while also protesting against fascism!!! FUCK ICE!!!!! twitch.tv/c4ra 🫶🏻

Donald Trump said the Spanish Flu in 1919 ended WW1. And this probably isn't even the stupidest thing he has said today.

CONTINUE TELLING EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT AI IS THE STUPIDEST SHIT EVER IT IS WORKING CONTINUE TO MAKE ART YOURSELF CONTINUE TO WRITE THINGS THAT INSPIRE YOU THE WHOLE POINT OF BEING ALIVE IS TO CREATE COOL SHIT AI STRIPS US OF THE POINT OF BEING HUMAN

New— An American citizen boarding flight from Boston to Lisbon just now told me after showing boarding pass, every passenger stopped on jetway by two ICE agents demanding to take their photo. When passenger asked why, ICE threatened to detain them. If they said no photo, couldn't board/TBD detained.

THE SEVENTH CRAFT AND YAP!! THE LAST ONE WHERE THEY ALL BEGAN!!! HAS BEGUN!!

every single successful general strike in US history has had union backing through the local AFL-CIO this is the first time it’s been called for since the 1940s

happy #LetterboxdFriday

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Dropkick Murphys are releasing a new song called "Citizen I.C.E." The lyrics go: "Too scared to join the military/ Too dumb to be a cop." consequence.net/2026/01/drop...